I act some. Dig variety acts, Pixar, puppets, theme parks and great meals.
Took the kids to their first Broadway show today: the Lion King. Mine was 25 years ago: Les Miserables. It's the circle of life...
Jefferson Mays is phenomenal. If you don't know him, you should. An actor of almost unparalleled versatility. A joy to watch.
The Vanity Fair post Oscars party is crazy unbelievable. So grateful to be here. More to report later...
Let it go! Let it go! Our kids will be so happy..!Idina crushed! Love it!Pink is fantastic. I'm over the moon about her Over The Rainbow.“@tmacwill: @ActuallyNPH Legen - eight for it - dary” winner! Well done!Hint: hint x infinity!Mpyza wlyzvu av adlla ihjr 'Slnlu - lpnoa mvy pa - khyf' dpuz!Puzzle time: solve my next tweet before anyone else and win something awesome from me.Holy smoke, I have 8 million followers! I should do something fun to commemorate. Hold please.
I just uttered my last word as Barney "Awesomepants" Stinson today. Nine years. Man, time sure flies when you're having fun...
The Winter Olympics are awesome. Never have a cared so deeply for someone I just learned about, maybe, seven minutes earlier.
If you NYers haven't yet, go see Outside Mullingar, a touching play on B'way directed by the brilliant Doug Hughes. #worthit
I'm so proud of @RealHughJackman for hosting this year's Tony Awards and for calling me an hour ago to say, 'Suck it!'
Gay football players rule. #represent
Heavy snow and winter weather warning in NYC! Strange, I thought it had been warm on the East Coast… http://t.co/Q6aOh4Zj9V
Going home. Early call tomorrow. Best Grammys in a while. Longest Grammys in a while. Loved it. Congrats to all. #blackoutMy face hurts from smiling. That was one of the coolest things I've ever gotten to see. Much much love. Well done, Grammys.While performing with Metallica, Lang Lang kept trying to do Taylor Swift hair moves, but to a lesser effect.Daft Punk rules. 'Nuff said.Backstage. Willie Nelson just performed. The stage smells strange. Pungent. I like it!Imagine Dragons rocked so hard a couple people exploded in the front row. #truthI kinda wish Ringo Starr had worn a foam finger, stuck out his tongue and tried to hump Robin Thicke. #twerkOh, @Pink! That was absolutely fantastic! I'd say you have balls, but that would sound weird. But you totally do. Amazing!Taylor Swift looks super hot. I'd try to steal her hair moves for @HedwigOnBway, but I fear I'd lose my wig.John Legend is phenomenal. I was sure he was singing to me, kept looking right at me. Realized his wife was one row behind me. #nexttimeI kinda wish Chicago had worn foam fingers, stuck out their tongues and tried to hump Robin Thicke. #twerkOn tonight's episode of American Horror Story: Coven -- @KatyPerry #loveherOn behalf of the parents, spit out your gum.Only Pharrell Williams can prevent forest fires.Beyoncé is sexxxy! @Davidburtka said, 'She could turn a gay man straight!' Now I'm worried...“@CaraCompass: @ActuallyNPH @TheGRAMMYs What award are you presenting?” Performance by Daft Punk, and some special surprise guests..!“@tbhgoaway: @ActuallyNPH fags should be banned from the grammys” Classy.“@jggoldberg91: @ActuallyNPH @TheGRAMMYs Who is your pick for album of the year?” Foo Fighters. No, NO! Kelly Clarkson!Heading to @theGRAMMYs with @Davidburtka. Best concert of the year. Expect some random tweets. http://t.co/98wpmoVoWI
“@Infamousgay: Does @ActuallyNPH really tweet everyone back?” No.Loving this @danreynolds concert! Such nice, talented dudes. Can't wait to see what they do at the… http://t.co/DtUDDWKQ2OPhoto booth dorkiness at the @ImagineDragons concert in LA, thanks to @citiprivatepass and a cubicle with a camera. http://t.co/KUUijaZKM7Stoked to be Hasty Pudding's Man of the Year. There's pressure, though, it's only January. I really need to accomplish some shit. #pressureYesterday I asked for Doc Howser questions, and gave the wrong em'er eff'ing hashtag. Questions should include #QForDoog Thanks, and srooy.
Writing my book. Stuck on the Doogie chapter. Any Howser related questions that you've always wanted to ask? Go for it: Include #QfodDoog
Having a surreal, hilarious, unique time at the opening of Rose.Rabbit.Lie. at the Cosmopolitan.… http://t.co/I1pHT4yw81
A new HIMYM is on tonight! I'm so slappy, err, happy! Please watch!
I'm doing a crazy glam rock photo shoot. Over the top Bowie-tastic, but now I'm not sure how to get the glitter out of my iPhone.
Magachita #3, 4 mebbe? : Bruuuglah dret scruh nuu rezzlooshun! Nigh nigh nowh. #annndblackout http://t.co/GDgpr3NBUKMargarita #W: I swinnin laps http://t.co/4eLeJDVaIhMargarita #19: ......hic!...... http://t.co/PbK2oVtbFCMargarita #17: Maaaybeee shud take break I shud maybeee. #ifoundahat http://t.co/pydj799uqOMargarita #12: I's the life of the party!! Everybodyone is LOVING me!! http://t.co/yw3HaaY8qQMargarita #7: Yummy yum yum! Man, what's in these things?!? http://t.co/CXI0po9CO1Margarita #4: Feeling great. Can't find my book... http://t.co/ZbiQ9Deew3Last day of our Mexico adventure. Let's see just how many margaritas I can drink. Cheers! http://t.co/cvI0tOEbiL
Hope your 2014 is filled with many chapters of adventure, wisdom, and great good times! Happy New Year!!
My main gift to David. Called a Mechanical Flipbook. Fun to create, even funnerer to watch! http://t.co/nQLdjMOV6l“@terroir360: 2012 Sleight of Hand The Conjurer Red Blend http://t.co/J1bYZkCuEC @ActuallyNPH” Nice label.Just a fantastic evening. Dinner w/ great friends @AmyAcker and @TheJimmyCarp, kids were hilarious, opened amazing gifts by @Davidburtka.#💝
Well done, New Mexico! Your decision of equality for all makes me proud to be born in your enchanted land!Is two day shipping fine? Or should I pay the extra and overnight her? http://t.co/ZLw2EMQa1e
“@dmiproductions: Retro toys make up this Rube Goldberg contraption: http://t.co/2il8HSa3zv” Love this!I love UBER! Way better than a taxi. Sign up using my promo code, get $20 off your 1st ride: http://t.co/4e4zuXs9Q7 Don't drink & drive.If you're a fan of old school variety arts, this Kickstarter is worth backing. Plus, one reward involves me! http://t.co/KQ3tobRiPv