I act some. Dig variety acts, Pixar, puppets, theme parks and great meals.
Dear Apple, what can you do to improve the near focus on still pics? Even when I tap a face, it still opts for drapes. Vacation pics suffer.
Just wanted to say a big thank you, congrats, and well done to all of the cast members of the parade today. Job well done! #impressed“@jenniferrmarie: David and Gideon. #disneyparade @ Cinderella Castle http://t.co/nvlZlU1BNJ” Love this pic!“@MagJohnsonBlues: @Honda Why Andre?” Andre Odyssey. Excellent at both driving and tennis.“@BURTKAHARRISLUV: @ActuallyNPH You have a name for your new @Honda?” I do. It’s Andre.“@yellowbird118: @Honda You get a free car even though you can afford it?! Poo” Not free. I worked for them and it was contractual. #Poo?
Happy Birthday, Walt! I can’t thank you enough for all of the happiness you’ve brought me. http://t.co/ZiU60qmHu9Thanks, @Honda, for the best gift ever - my new Odyssey m̶i̶n̶i̶ maxi van! http://t.co/jo2m1TRyIhNelson Mandela, rest in peace. What an unbelievable legacy…Voting closes tonight, yo! http://t.co/pwlb9PDrxR #yo?
I’m having a blast narrating the Candlelight Processional here at #Epcot. Amazing orchestra, gorgeous voices, awesome crowds. Love Disney!Would you mind taking a quick minute or four and RTing this: “Neil Patrick Harris #comedictvactor #peopleschoice” like 86 times?Sexy beast! ♥️@DavidBurtka http://t.co/cVpcKGI364
Walt Disney World, here we come!
Such sad news about Paul Walker! It’s so tragic and crazy how things can just end so suddenly. My condolences to his family.
Having a most relaxing Thanksgiving with the family. So grateful. http://t.co/rBUat8e9ok
“@annmarieadams29: @ActuallyNPH is SUPER BEHIND! WHERE R YOU FANS? Neil Patrick Harris #comedictvactor #PeopIesChoice” Thanks. I work out.Super grateful to @MVoltaggio and all the other amazing chefs for lending their time and brawn. I was honored to be included. @TheLAMissionPrepping the turkey for @TheLAMission 's annual thanksgiving meal. A wonderful organization. #thankful… http://t.co/TqKtFW4TAE
Excited for Thursday. Lots to be thankful for: health, children, culinarily gifted fiancée. Not necessarily in that order. #hungry
Erg. Everyone who RT’d, thanks. But I wrote it out wrong, so none counted. Try again? Neil Patrick Harris #comedictvactor #PeoplesChoiceFilming How I Met Your Mother's 200th episode this week. Can't believe it! So proud of everyone involved. http://t.co/qScdnecYNMIf I, Neil Patrick Harris, win the #comedictvactor award for #PeoplesChoice, I’ll accept it with a live monkey on my shoulder. Please RT.Harper and Gideon at the premiere of Frozen. Wardrobe provided by Little marcjacobs, eyewear provided… http://t.co/whvtFXswohI’m a big fan of, punctuation and “it’s” correct usage;
Just took the family to the premiere of Disney’s Frozen. We absolutely loved it! Story, voices, songs - all brilliant! Want to see it again!Can’t wait to watch @DavidBlaine ‘s new special tonight! Should be great!Look at the blazing speeds AT&T provides here in tech savvy Sherman Oaks, CA. Hoooah! http://t.co/BqblyvsqdK
“@its_JoeFig: wasn't that show supposed to be over like 3 seasons ago?! When are we gonna find out who teds wife is?!” Watch the show, dork.“@George__85: You better tweet some more Neil Patrick Harris #comedictvactor #PeoplesChoice You're losing on twitter votes!” Quick, RT!“@NoettinG: @ActuallyNPH Neil, my man you are a bad ass mother fucker” Word.Dudes! A new HIMYM is on tonight! Ya gotta watch! It's the newest yet! So new, it's even newer than last week's show, which was SO new!
Just had a blast watching @jinksxmonsoon in The Vaudevillians. Amazing characters. So inspiring. Go go go!
I’m obsessed with Allison Janney. She was so sexy at our Halloween party on Saturday and now I’m watching her in The Way Way Back. Love her.New HIMYM on tonight! Newest episode EVER! Miss it and you’ll never see it again! Until repeats. But you know, for ratings and stuff, watch!If you go to live events, use Goldstar. They just released an app: http://t.co/rOxh72KxbC It’s the best of culture, distilled.“@Swoop1fan: Samantha’s Rendition of the 2013 Tony Awards Opening Song http://t.co/hDqigDTe1q ” That’s fantastic! Thanks, Samantha!Stoked to hear that @NothingToHideNY is starting to sell out! Get your tickets before you can’t! http://t.co/Nx7fxkmhkI #magicHad fun just now with the gang from @theviewtv. Here’s more info about my special Sleep No More experience: http://t.co/i2kWFPH6rr #comeplay
“@EnterDelusion: Vote "Delusion-California" as "Best Non-Theme Park Halloween Event" here: http://t.co/DsiM4Bgil7” #VoteForStuffWednesdayAh, a more specific link to vote: http://t.co/L5tilhF8Ge Never expected this to be so complicated.“@risaeats1960: it says voting has ended.” Ya gotsta click on the tab that says ‘vote’ apparently.Vote for me, so I can ask you to vote for me again, but for reals like: http://t.co/q8gMbrrclz
“@derek_del: It’s true, he did. There was literally no shit anywhere in the building by the time Neil left.” Boom.Tomorrow’s the 1st performance of Nothing to Hide at the @SignatureTheatre. I directed the shit out if it. http://t.co/yYXRyiMvnoMy friend and amazing designer Heidi Abra is having a private sale to benefit Triple Negative Breast Cancer research: http://t.co/Dg1smIHKtqI may have said this before, but I’m not on Facebook. I don’t do the Facebook. So anyone claiming to be me is a jagoff. #twitterrules
New HIMYM on tonight! Tune in, it's the best episode ever! Well, not sure about that, but it's the NEWEST episode ever!Back in Missouri for a few days of filming. Our daughter Harper asked David where I was, and he said ‘Gone, Girl’.Save lives and money: Please join me in supporting @NoreenFraser by shopping @stelladot Breast Cancer Collection: http://t.co/Xxz1tiv47M
Happy International Suit Up Day! Please, for the rest of the day, suit up! But only in your international suit, for some reason.
“@Memles: I will eat a shoe if he does. #ca351 RT @derekjohnsonUW: maybe this is the time @ActuallyNPH finally responds?” Boom. I want pics.“@Nanda1336: Found dog on Sierra Bonita & Sunset in LA. No collar, no chip (bandana from groomer). http://t.co/hzFeo8I6Aj” - Anyone?NY magic fans: Nothing to Hide starts October 23rd. I’m directing. Buy tickets now before they…disappear! http://t.co/Q2o77EOqei
I love this stunt so much: http://t.co/sP0uQRGjjd I wish I had telekinesis…
If you like immersive theatre (like me), then go see Natasha, Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812! A musical War & Peace in a tent? Loved it!
Saw First Date last night. Great to see @ZacharyLevi on Broadway. He’s wonderful! I can’t wait to see what he’ll do next!
NY hotel living is expensive. Coffee, oatmeal, berries: $47.00! American dollars! How can that be possible?!?