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I act some. Dig variety acts, Pixar, puppets, prestidigitation, theme parks, my family and great meals. Not necessarily in that order.

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Listen to @funnybrad tell you why you don’t want to miss @ActuallyNPH’s Circus Awesomeus... http://t.co/4XPdhMnSol http://t.co/5mbVRy4eE3
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7/26
2015
Step Right Up: I'm hosting 4 rad shows in Montreal's @Just_For_Laughs festival on mon & tues: http://t.co/r0kopRHeLc http://t.co/vLZ3lAB5Ro
7/25
2015
Loving spending time with the family in the Hamptons. Apparently Harper thinks she can fly. https://t.co/e7uPiqXXxB.@BilldeBlasio: 25K new residents use @Uber_NYC each week. How is a fixed # of cars supposed to serve this demand for rides? #UberMovesNYC
7/22
2015
Any time you can see my good chum @derek_del perform, you should. Magic + intellect = awesome. http://t.co/8bOiCh9xMtWowza! As one of my b'day gifts, @Davidburtka got me grilling lessons w/ @BFlay: an amazingly gracious host/chef. http://t.co/HDOMjEJk8CTomorrow is the next #EQXgoldrush challenge. Win the best membership ever with just a golden shovel! Can you DIG it? http://t.co/NekMIMg9Ui
7/21
2015
1 week until... @ActuallyNPH's Circus Awesomeus LIVE in Montreal! #AnythingCanHappen #JFLMTL http://t.co/WrcopNpbPL http://t.co/y2xbNymuL9
Retweeted by Neil Patrick Harris
7/20
2015
Huzzah! https://t.co/BABeRU1OCW
7/18
2015
I just competed in the @Equinox #EQXgoldrush challenge in Montauk. Swam 300m, then dove 20 ft for treasure. Didn't win but loved! What next?Harper prepping her audition for Steve Wynn's Le Reve. https://t.co/t9hQnxBUw3Gideon prepping his audition for @cirque 's 'O'. https://t.co/rAK9PvOHPGThank you pepsi for sharing world emoji day with me. Who knew that was an actual thing? #PepsiMoji https://t.co/cXiDa5rBwRApparently today is World Emoji Day. Winky smiley tongue out happy face!
7/17
2015
Man, oh, man! @Equinox has a new Gold Membership. Can't be bought, it must be found - athletic, treasure hunt style! http://t.co/Dh29J6CFSe
7/16
2015
.@Amazon and I created a new holiday for my (belated) birthday. You’re welcome. http://t.co/xnYQ0Igx1T #HappyPrimeDay #helpfulharris
7/15
2015
Very excited for tonight's @nbcagt where I get to be @HowardStern 's special guest judge. NPH+AGT=AOK! Or, I suppose 'T-PHANG'. Both work.
7/14
2015
Super stoked to be the guest judge on @nbcagt this week! Here's a sneak peek: http://t.co/pLKcqM7u4e
7/13
2015
Amazing: this artist carves sculptures into the lead tips of pencils. To that I say, 'Write On!' http://t.co/s2BxTePpHX (via @Colossal)When I first came to L.A. and started auditioning, Amanda Peterson gave me advice, tips, friendship. She just passed away at age 43. #RIPI think I've decided that I finally want a third child: http://t.co/B7GybBume1 (via @uncrate)
7/7
2015
Lorraine Loots brilliantly paints tiny paintings, and has an exhibition in NY starting 7/8. I own two. Witness: http://t.co/7NIJ2ljm18Thank you oreo for sending me new Oreo Thins and sponsoring this evening's treat. #oreothins #delicious https://t.co/bb0RzBgjo2
7/6
2015
What a night..! http://t.co/bWQjGxBjwmI hope your 4th of July festivities are an absolute blast! But, in the good way. Not like this: http://t.co/686mpkMkcdHappy 4th of July! I'm so proud of/grateful for everyone who protected/protects us and all of our freedoms. #HomeOfTheBrave
7/4
2015
While you’re out enjoying the 4th of July water on your boat, surf board or sprinkler don't forget our waterways: http://t.co/JxziIZ8KaMBravo @TheEllenShow for the launch of ED by Ellen (clothing, accessories, home goods). She's so classy. Check it out: http://t.co/CViUQ9Fb27
7/2
2015
Anxious to see how unsuspecting audience members react on @BestTimeEver as we reveal our surprises. Nominate someone: http://t.co/ZLSjzpu7Xs
7/1
2015
A wonderful, albeit quiet week with friends for @Davidburtka 's bday gift. Amazing boat and crew! #allyachtsworldwide http://t.co/0iNasJLWCZ
6/28
2015
I'll be there, for four nights I think! Early December... https://t.co/y618fcJqh9I'm looking forward to it. I think I've represented well. https://t.co/08x6IPfB09
6/27
2015
It's a new day. Thank you Supreme Court. Thank you Justice Kennedy. Your opinion is profound, in more ways than you may know. #huzzah
6/26
2015
Just saw the new @TayeDiggs photo as @HedwigOnBway. SEXXXXY! Can't wait!Happy to be finally giving @Davidburtka his birthday present. Less happy that he's on vocal rest. #stillgrateful http://t.co/bQQSpTCeid
6/25
2015
Happy Father's Day to all hard working dads everywhere - it's the job of a lifetime! My dad, Ron, is simply amazing! http://t.co/moTjTmP2Jq
6/21
2015
Checked in on @HedwigOnBway and had a wonderful time. @DarrenCriss, @Rebeccasername, and the brilliant @TitsofClay are in great form! #seeit
6/19
2015
The great @Davidburtka took me on a boat ride around the city of NYC. What a fantastic way to celebrate my birthday! http://t.co/AsTYj4jQ4W
6/15
2015
Holy macaroni! Thanks to their skill and my dumb luck, we placed 1st in our class at the @NYYC_org 's 161st regatta! http://t.co/7GR0Xs8CgD
6/14
2015
Excited for Day 2 of sailboat racing here at @NYYC_org. Missed 1st place yesterday by 11 seconds! #firsttimesailing http://t.co/LJnNytazTvMy birthday is Monday, so today is your last day to get free shipping with Amazon Prime. Please plan and shop accordingly. #helpfulharrisWas a part of a badass @BatmanArkham vid directed by the hilarious @TaranKillam #BeTheBatman http://t.co/cbExNqDPjr
6/13
2015
42nd B'day ideas: collar stays. They're awesome.42nd B'day ideas: for everyone to stop using the word 'like' incessantly in conversation. It's, like, a constant and it's, like, egregious.
6/11
2015
Don't forget to watch the most entertaining show of the year - @TheTonyAwards and support all of the amazing performers on the big Broadway!
6/7
2015
42nd B'day ideas: an interactive mirror built from 450 rotating penguins. So, so bad. http://t.co/5FiO5xIzOH42nd B'day ideas: awesome wifi. Come on, @VerizonFiOS. Harlem deserves it.42nd B'day ideas: a vintage looking globe with a modern world map. My geography skills are mediocre, at best.
6/4
2015
42nd B'day ideas: BBQ skills. I gotsta start representing, culinarily. Bobby Flay videos, maybe?42nd B'day ideas: puppet parts.42nd B'day ideas: a creative, intelligent mystery screenwriter looking to join forces.Father's Day: I've teamed up w/ @thetiebar & curated a line of products perfect for popular papas, $ goes to charity. http://t.co/48c2G1WXlF
6/3
2015
42nd B'day ideas: handstand lessons. Sweet Pete, I really wanna learn learn how to slowly press into a handstand. Always have.42nd B'day ideas: Super Magician comics. Classic, old school, I'm a collector and obsessed. #mint42nd B'day ideas: Gogo inflight wifi gift certificates. When I log in, there's a promo code to enter. Ah, how I wish I had one, or three.42nd B'day ideas: authentic Houdini padlocks, handcuffs, correspondence.In honor of #NegroniWeek, we went to @Eataly and had a fantastic lunch. Wow, David has never looked better. http://t.co/ocMmpXmbH5It's officially June, which means my birthday is only 15 days away. I'll start tweeting my awesome random gift wish list soon. Prepare.Psst: know someone that you'd like to have the surprise of their life on my new show? Click here & nominate them: http://t.co/bO1JHp260k
6/1
2015
A gigantic Happy 40th Birthday to @DavidBurtka, who looks fantastic, laughs constantly, and loves life. I'm a lucky husband! #DILF #DIF
5/29
2015
Happy Memorial Day - a day to honor the heroes of past and present. #grateful
5/25
2015
I proudly raise a pint glass of Guinness and toast the people of Ireland for voting by a sweeping majority to legalize same sex marriage!
5/23
2015
Err, #RedNoseDay is tonight, not tomorrow. Awkwarrrrrd..! So, um: Watch and donate TONIGHT at 8/7c on NBC. Nailed it. http://t.co/wZdpBtTVvcExcited to be a part of @RedNoseDayUS! Donate and watch me tomorrow at 8/7c on @NBC. #RedNose http://t.co/NEIYvaJ7UdI already miss David Letterman... #legendary
5/21
2015
So impressed by the large turnout and delicious food from the local chefs here at the @HarlemEatUp event. @MarcusCooks did an awesome job!
5/17
2015
Loved LOVED watching @AmericanInParis today on B'way. Being swept up by people doing super human feats..! Now I need to take a dance class.Name Change: I'm officially NPH now on Instagram! Follow me here: http://t.co/J6UFNgwMk9 (if you're already following me, you're all good)
5/16
2015
Enjoyed a delicious steak dinner at @BenjaminSteak after David's show. Dee-licious! A great post theatre option. Very large, very macho.
5/12
2015
This night's awesome. Had a stellar dinner at @CatchNY, now heading to NBC shindig to shake many a hand. Can't wait for you to see the show.At the NBC Upfronts, as they announce their new season, including my variety show: Best Time Ever w/ Neil Patrick Harris. I hope you dig it.
5/11
2015
Happy Mother's Day. I am blessed with an absolutely fantastic mom - wonderful person, doting grandma, beautiful soul. I love her lots. 🌹
5/10
2015
Just saw @HandtoGodBway. Maybe the craziest shit I've ever seen. In the best possible way. The entire cast deserves a hand. But just one.
5/9
2015
Come join the madness: I'm headlining a big variety show at the @Just_For_Laughs Festival in Montreal on 7/27. Tix: http://t.co/8RopsPt4gJMind kinda blown by the movie Ex Machina. The cinematography, commentary, coolness - loved it. @ExMachinaMovie https://t.co/foxRSdFKB4
5/8
2015
Happy birthday to my friend in life and in magic, @derek_del. He's one of the great ones...
5/6
2015
Happy Cinco de Mayo, everyone! Hope your night is filled with celebration and drinks - a tequilabration, as it were. ¡Salud!
5/5
2015
What a night! Thanks @Zegna for the couture tuxes, courtesy of the great @samspector. @Davidburtka & I felt like $1M! http://t.co/fsI1mKKCbmOn my way to the fancy Met Ball with the ever handsome @DavidBurtka. Looking forward to a very James Bond evening. http://t.co/8dMvia5RuP
5/4
2015
Break a leg, @DarrenCriss. Your stint in @HedwigOnBway begins in a few short hours. Can't wait to see you rock those heels!This I Love: Bitmoji. An app that lets you create your own avatar and use it in texts. A hilarious time suck. https://t.co/C6f9VbaXJs
4/29
2015
This I Love: the acrobatic troupe of Sequence 8, the latest show from 7 Fingers (@7doigtsdelamain). Truly amazing: http://t.co/e0JjgFb6xcSpring dun sprung! #huzzah http://t.co/UiMjxjHiF8
4/26
2015
Had a fun, busy, quick trip to Calgary in the amazing land of Canada. Awesome people, swank hotel, delicious food. Can't wait to go back.
4/18
2015
I'm just crazy proud of @Davidburtka as tonight @ShouldaBeenYou opens on B'way! Bravo! http://t.co/I1k4D4YQZ8
4/14
2015
This I Love: http://t.co/f8b7yyCRLZ Any future project starring @NathanFillion and @alan_tudyk will be brilliantpants. #conman #hiremeBelated congrats to @LenaRockerHall for her epic year+ portrayal of Yitzhak in @HedwigOnBway. 2nd best husband ever! http://t.co/1dbEsDWh9l
4/7
2015
Happy Easter from the Burtka-Harris bunnies and one lil' chick! http://t.co/dZS8DZWxqK
4/5
2015
Even though it's raining, the warm weather of NYC makes for a very #GoodFriday. Enjoy your weekend! http://t.co/vusvtJ78Gh
4/3
2015
Eleven years ago today, I went on a date with @DavidBurtka. Now we're married, have two kids, and great good times. Happy Anniversary!
4/1
2015
I guarantee Heineken Light is the #BestTastingLight you’ve ever tasted. Err, I can't personally... I should explain. https://t.co/IKP7o4kOKd
3/31
2015
Happy One Year Anniversary, @HedwigOnBway! Glad to see the old cat still has her claws! #imissthoseheels
3/29
2015
“@7paws: @ActuallyNPH you were a puzzle on @WheelofFortune last night” Th_t'_ Aw_s_m_!
3/27
2015
This I Love: the podcast @Radiolab. It's fantastic. "A show about curiosity", as they put it. Intelligent, creative, witty. Do listen.I keep finding things to recommend. So, I'm starting a new thing called 'This I Love'. Not paid endorsements, just random stuff I dig.
3/26
2015
“@elsiete: @ActuallyNPH thanks in advance for helping out!” My plezsh. Hope he gets an A.“@elsiete: 1) fav animal? Dolphin 2) what do you miss about ABQ? Green chile 3) what's the 1st magic trick you learned? Nickels to dimes” :)“@elsiete: @ActuallyNPH My son chose you for his 4th grade paper "famous people from NM" he has a few questions for you...” Okay. Go.Watch #BreakingBorders (@travelchannel): @MVoltaggio travels the globe cooking meals for people with opposing views and films their debates.
3/22
2015
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