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@HouseSays miss@dahlhalla haha more like 2%. You need to get out more.

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I just unlocked the “Flame Broiled” badge on @foursquare for checking in to burger joints! Cheeseburgers all around! http://t.co/Z5LgZZJp

@Sarah_Michelle HI

@carsoncatlin another cutter! But different. http://t.co/YpMv3DiLWednesday Morning, 5 A.M. http://t.co/NZBtu5il

Foggy Times Square http://t.co/xFDdNYeC

Was greeted at my office by a great holiday card from @kcanimator Thanks Mary!

Moon Taxi NYE! (@ 3rd & Lindsley Bar & Grill for Moon Taxi and Kansas Bible Company) http://t.co/n5ppds9SNYE in Nashville (@ Hotel Preston) http://t.co/LQZuPKbK

Mouse hole on the baseboard of my dad's kitchen http://t.co/5l9uaaFa

Matching for Jesus odamae133 #kansascity http://t.co/vFygny0j

My favorite part of the holidays. #stories #momwifesister http://t.co/BAlTcz9j

KC Xmas #momshouse http://t.co/Eqe85Jr0Kansas City Xmas pt. 1/4 #iloveher #wife #kansascity http://t.co/Qo9mvtfsBobo! #beagle #momsdog #kansascity http://t.co/ChclC1rA

I want a olives! Taco from Noah Pozner's Taco Factory! @TacosForNoah http://t.co/5DCz79yk #TacosForNoah

Subway divas http://t.co/VH3qYQT4Great list! 20 best new bands of 2012. Glad to see Hospitality on there. http://t.co/TxUFlKts

#fromwhereistand http://t.co/ASG3QugK

Parrrtay (@ 2012 VML NY Holiday Party w/ @redhead_says) http://t.co/OCBdihC5

@joebaca did u get? RT @TechCrunch Samsung Unveils Its "Premium Suite Upgrade" For The Galaxy S III http://t.co/uBvaJjdG by @catherineshu@saratheu no way! What's his twitter name!

Paul Scheer! #omgwhuuuut http://t.co/DWFjbEt9

With Samstagram (@ The Bell House for How Did This Get Made? a Live Podcast, Jason Mantzoukas and June Diane Raphael) http://t.co/X48VGbNl

Before bed I pray to the god of Days of Thunder. #wadebrothers #mullet #throwpillows #goodnight #fever http://t.co/YiYIiJmt

@cassiefarley RT @Gothamist Ha! @KrisHumphries just Tweeted pics of scratches from Boston Celtics-Brooklyn Nets fight http://t.co/RnxF9wUz@cassiefarley RT @Gothamist Video: Kris Humphries fouls Kevin Garnett, then a fight breaks out! http://t.co/RnxF9wUz

@littlecaesars This is the 3rd time. I will ask you every day if i have to. Why don't you do CRAZY CRUST anymore?! I would even PAY for it.

@MrsHands what are the sexes?Hopefully Santa is good to me. http://t.co/qa5cQhk8 All I want for Christmas is this TY-SHAWN SHIRT...SING IT! @tyshawntaylor

Xmas for DAYS! @ Rolf's German Restaurant http://t.co/ONVTtg6D

Amen RT @effedparkslope It's #SmallBusinessSaturday Youd think some of these stores in #ParkSlope would open their goddamn doors before 11am

@housesays happy thanksgiving buddy!@heresparkslope Where are all the #parkslope xmas tree stands? I'm ready to get my decorate on.

@saratheu you here yet?@saratheu YES! Hurry!@saratheu YES! Can't wait! Are you going to pre-drink on the plane?@saratheu Can I get an update?@littlecaesars why don't you do crazy crust anymore!? I would even pay for it! That's why I love you guys!@saratheu how much longer?!?!

William Nilly. Our house guest for the week. He's the best. http://t.co/2vVhccmP@saratheu YES! Can't wait!

@tyshawntaylor you could come to mullhollands in Williamsburg BK for a game! Awesome KU bar!

Ok, serious question people... https://t.co/YeKLr4Jg@Sarah_Michelle What are you doing in Denver?! ROCK CHALK!trying @diginn for the first time! Best brussels sprouts ever. Rice a little dry but otherwise amazing. #NYC@tenbabags you have a strap attachment to help keep messenger bag situated while riding bike? it always wants to swing free or around body@PhilippeChow there is evidence that says otherwise.This is the KC spirit! Makes me proud! RT @Gothamist: Kansas City Girl Donates 1,800 Stuffed Animals To Sandy Victims http://t.co/cKsD7KxYWOW! RT @matthixson: Apple to get $6-8 for each HTC Android phone sold — is Samsung next? http://t.co/mk3cHmmJ John Koetsier@saratheu YESSSSSSSSSSS!@saratheu HOW MANY DAYS NOW?!?!?@littlecaesars why don't you do crazy crust anymore? I would even pay for it!

@betsymck tried to type how to fix it but don't have enough characters. this should help! http://t.co/EcR9tY61video of @PhilippeChow stealing public parking spots and reselling. Intimidating public. http://t.co/M8H5BJAn Wont be eating there!@betsymck I'm working late, but from home. I think it confuses Oda even more since I'm here but ignoring her. #badbeagledad@tyshawntaylor good luck tomorrow. I'll be rooting on the KU in Williamsburg but will be rooting you guys on in spirit!

@betsymck nailed it! That's exactly what I said!@betsymck feel better! Drink lots of emergen-c!

@KernelSeasons the biggest #popcorn lover I know is @saratheu@joebaca RT @engadget Samsung Galaxy S III dethrones iPhone 4S as smartphone sales champ for Q3 2012 - http://t.co/VuqONYYX@betsymck Betsy! Get yourself to the doctor!

@matthixson Haha! Might be the best 4square mayorship ever. Congrats!

YES! @Sam Hendricks! RT @MTAInsider: For tomorrow morning's rush hour, the #B train will be restored between the #Bronx... and #Brooklyn.ALSO, @melonze @mrshands ! Hi!@mtainsider . What's the deal with the B train?@MrsHands you were never my twitter friend.back on twitter. Haven't tweeted some of my old twitter friends forever. Hey! @betsymck @housesays @carsoncatlin @azahnweh@saratheu will you send me that knitting link?can't wait for my sis-in-law @saratheu to come visit for Turkey Day!

@PretUsa re: the meatball wrap. More sauce less fresh basil please. Thank you.

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@laina622 you should keep making videos

@saratheu OMG want!

THE BEST NEWS EVER! RT @KernelSeasons: Now uniting all #cheese and #jalapeno lovers nationwide! http://t.co/nTeLE0HH

I would pay $8.99 a month for a standalone @HBOGO subscription @HBO http://t.co/kyVANY8I #takemymoneyHBO

5.5 years later my #tenba @tenbabags has given in to my harsh beating. Sad day. Check out that groove! http://t.co/AQtxmRGp

@AmericanAir if youre going to sell WJ tickets, you should be full service and allow me to select seats. Feels like bait n switch.@AmericanAir think it's redic I cant choose seats on a WJ flight through you guys. In the age of tech it's shameful you can talk to them@americanair ticketing is a joke. Don't book @westjet via @americanair Seriously disappointing.

Heard a great talk by @vinfarrell @taraswayner this morning about #integratedproduction at NY #creativeweek

@ginatrapani just read you're from BKLYN. What part?

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@radioshack might have the worst check out procedure ever. #getwiththetimesI want to win a #SnackAttack from @Seamless this afternoon!

"I am entered to win an all BLACK resin Mini-MAD*L from @MADLbrand . Go to http://t.co/hjZl8vor to enter now! #SSMAD

You cant delete from the internet @Mizzou "@dumbmizzoufans We love baseball, too, but it's always good to see the Tigers beat up on Kansas"

@bpalazzolo9 your knowledge of college basketball and how it works is a joke.@saratheu I MISS @MINSKYSPIZZA !KU fans looking for a good laugh need to follow @DumbMizzouFans

@Sarah_Michelle you better not win that toyI am entered to win a custom 10" MAD*L from @Carsoncatlin. Go to http://t.co/hjZl8vor to enter #SSCAR

ZIP! BOOP!

@Channel_Mike you should be absolutely ashamed of yourself. You take all credibility from your profession. Shame on you #poorexcuseforahuman

Kim Kardashian files for divorce after 72 days. Another example of how same-sex marriage is destroying the sanctity of the very institution.
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@ameslogan is the funnest-est-est

"All it takes is a little bit of cardboard and a can-do attitude" - @ameslogan #wordstoliveby