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@srijit_s he willIt's awesome that phone unlocking is no longer a crime! Whether doing so is advantageous (like, on a given phone) is a whole other question.
Retweeted by Brian S HallAre you supposed to tip uber drivers?
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Christian Right? Christian Left? It’s Great to Have a Christian Anything http://t.co/FAcIQlSAio via @TheAnchoress
Retweeted by Brian S HallHouse GOP: Passed bill to deal with border crisis. Senate Dems: Passed nothing. POTUS: Attacked GOP, vowed to go solo w/o addressing problem
Retweeted by Brian S HallEver since I lost my virginity, I've been thinking of cool and neat ways to brag online about losing my virginity
Retweeted by Brian S HallPando piece on Secret's "lies and libel" includes a falsehood. (Claims company behind Unvarnished "went under.") http://t.co/dUsM2eB97r
Retweeted by Brian S HallThe one thing I always forget about the south is how total strangers start talking to you as if your their closest friend.
Retweeted by Brian S HallI got married because I thought there would be sex. I stay married for the delicious tater tot casseroles.
Retweeted by Brian S HallI saved him a click. You won't believe what he did next.Coach K has been on the sidelines for two of the most horrific injuries we’ve seen in basketball recently.
Retweeted by Brian S HallI don't hate you it's just...... No I hate you.
Retweeted by Brian S HallLargest US audience ever set to see a soccer game this Saturday: 109,000 for Real Madrid vs Manchester United. http://t.co/1P8kx0oBTr
Retweeted by Brian S Hall"... the stories that won’t be told because this very good man left this earth way too early." RIP, Jim. http://t.co/EuxtXWNTSJ
Retweeted by Brian S HallApple is not “webscale” like Google and Facebook. Apple is content scale like Comcast - if Comcast was global.ALL 50 UNITED STATES LICENSE PLATES, RANKED http://t.co/qMm0Q08jIdDo blind people talk in the sleep in Braille? Or sign language?
Retweeted by Brian S HallMy function is to promote the Silicon Valley ecosystem. Oh, except for when they say nobody is reading my site.Ballpark guess as to amount Microsoft is missing out on from Samsung patent licensing is ~$200m per quarter.
Retweeted by Brian S HallDriving across America. As a Negro. http://t.co/Gqt8E5yKYWOn CNBC today, they spent a significant amount of time discussing the "risk" of a "correction." Think it through.Microsoft sues Samsung, saying the Korean giant stopped paying its Android patent bills last year http://t.co/vQoGZqLQ3G
Retweeted by Brian S HallI'm still drunk with power after a Jehovah's Witness asked, "'Can I ask you one question?" & I said, "I think you just did," + kept walking.
Retweeted by Brian S Hall@thoughtsimple pretty sureNot trying to be unsympathetic, but bringing EBOLA to the United States strikes me as profoundly of much risk.@henriquemartin some guy in Russia will soon offer a replacement app ;-)Tigers Dave Dombrowski to A's Billy Beane: "You have 1 minute to acquire Chris Sale." Epic. http://t.co/XTppQrbGrJMy upcoming (scheduled for Monday) @techpinions column in part inspired by twitter conversation with @QuirkyInsider.Facebook publicly commits to monthly app updates. Is this a new policy? A plan to sneak in hidden features? http://t.co/0Srj6WTfq4Great writing, great analysis, all tech. Sign up for @ThePushNews newsletter. http://t.co/zgal0ra0zXGreat list of apps for travel. http://t.co/FUuHXWlrm7@akarve ha!If you are a writer outraged by Amazon's book pricing practices, stop buying *everything else* from Amazon."I say to my friends in Israel, take heart," Sen. Barbara Boxer (D-CA) just solemnly declared. "Because we are with you."
Retweeted by Brian S Hall@tomiahonen legacy systemsPandora has spoiled me. Five seconds into any conversation and I'm looking for the thumbs-down button.
Retweeted by Brian S HallAre there any movies with a special feature that is the entire movie but sans special effects?
Retweeted by Brian S Hall@srijit_s nice@srijit_s yep. Bummer.You smell good, you're my boyfriend now.
Retweeted by Brian S HallRapunzel is my favorite fairy tale about a woman who finds happiness when a man pulls her hair.
Retweeted by Brian S HallWhatever happens 2day, remind yourself that you weren't the person who sorted a whole box of fruit loops. #motivation http://t.co/DDcDfZwEaD
Retweeted by Brian S Hall@srijit_s agreed. But android devices have evolved rapidly. I think they’ll be capable.Wow. First time watching CNBC in years, it seems. Rick Santelli's hair dye is so distracting. I can't concentrate on anything else.That shocking yet pleasantly surprising moment when you find an onion ring in your fries
Retweeted by Brian S HallAmazon giving away $100 worth of apps to Android users #Amazon http://t.co/at1UozSWW6
Retweeted by Brian S HallHere is Eleanor Roosevelt's license to pack heat. (FDR presidential library) http://t.co/ZuBv3E0uO4
Retweeted by Brian S HallRaising digital natives —http://t.co/PHmuC3fjOD My thoughts on parenting in the connected era.
Retweeted by Brian S Hall@srijit_s nope. smartphones are the center of our digital lives.FUCK THE FACEBOOK
Retweeted by Brian S HallEvery day I winnow my followers to just the true believers.
Retweeted by Brian S Hall@film_girl @nickstatt @fmanjoo were any of us complaining when Apple demanded albums offer single tracks for no more than 99cents ;-)@nickstatt @fmanjoo ok. Not defending Amazon per se, but their focus has always been to grind prices down as much as possible.How Americans spent their money in 2012, in one chart: http://t.co/Ve4mSiMxor http://t.co/878C4kbSQi
Retweeted by Brian S Hall@nickstatt @fmanjoo Apple's store, Apple's rules. Walmart's store, Walmart's rules. Same with Amazon. Not sure I'm seeing any differences.IRS teams with Tea Party to monitor atheist activities. http://t.co/tvCiaVHIRJ (oops. my bad. got it backwards.)@nickstatt @fmanjoo don't all major retailers do this? with everything? walmart demanding specific price limits, for example?WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH ALL THESE CAT PHOTOS!For First Time Ever, People Infected With Ebola Will Be In The U.S. http://t.co/IDY82lfK17
Retweeted by Brian S HallStrap on your Oculus glasses and transport yourself back to a time when Facebook was working.This month's free e-books if you have a Samsung Galaxy phone. They range from $12 in price, get free. http://t.co/lNFSNMp1el
Retweeted by Brian S HallAmazon estimates that the demand elasticity for e-books is -1.35 (at P = $15, Q=100,000 and at P = $10, Q=174,000) http://t.co/TtwoorF47m
Retweeted by Brian S HallThe new new really new Foursquare.The Obama Admin hasn't just let down our strongest ally Israel. It is emboldening Hamas and alienating others: http://t.co/ECYlZiX649.
Retweeted by Brian S HallCNN JUST IN: John Kerry: Hamas committed "outrageous violation of the ceasefire negotiated over the past several days.."
Retweeted by Brian S Hall@jandawson so will each run the respective parts?The Apple® doesn’t fall far from anywhere because the cords are so fucking short.
Retweeted by Brian S HallGoogle, Microsoft and Amazon have roughly $20 billion(!) in yearly capital spending. That's a lot of data centers.
Retweeted by Brian S HallI eat curry for breakfast.Google tip #2: to learn what crackpots think just add "homeopathy" to the end of any search term. Eg. "ebola homeopathy"
Retweeted by Brian S HallWhy is it necessary for both Schiller and Cue to sign the Beats memo?Still the best ever smartwatch. http://t.co/RDndad4uvjSteve Jobs would never release diversity data.Dude on the train just asked my about my watch. Happens often. Always glad to show off my @Pebble Steel :)
Retweeted by Brian S HallOtzi 'The Iceman' Had Heart Disease Genes http://t.co/ff9AZH9fIh http://t.co/Zg41jin5Rq
Retweeted by Brian S HallPRs: Looking for people who know the Valley to say what they think of Silicon Valley, the TV series. Just email please.
Retweeted by Brian S Hall@qhardy @thetechblock hardy har harThis is a render of HP's upcoming smartwatch http://t.co/LIbOQc6zmR http://t.co/B9fR0w38PL
Retweeted by Brian S HallObama commemorates Special Olympics anniversary with White House concert http://t.co/vwX1Sx4bOc
Retweeted by Brian S HallAll right, Friday deadlines, LET’S FUCKIN DO THIS THING.
Retweeted by Brian S Hall"Twenty Years after Doom" by @ID_AA_Carmack at SMU has been modified for better audio and aspect ratio. http://t.co/0FKCl0p6IZ
Retweeted by Brian S HallWhere Microsoft’s revenue came from in FY 2013 and FY 2014: http://t.co/LPANpeAth4 Spoiler: Office & Windows now <50% http://t.co/q1EEkckVsV
Retweeted by Brian S HallThe iPhone is bigger than McDonald’s. Let that sink in. by @brianshall http://t.co/okXxqOmMOa http://t.co/pQdVFYvZzC
Retweeted by Brian S HallEPIC http://t.co/eKJSgdctgE
Retweeted by Brian S HallMarlon Brando before and after his makeup was done for his role in the Godfather http://t.co/2rWEzAusuP
Retweeted by Brian S HallThis one time. At band camp.Reminder that @BuzzFeed thinks it's OK to repost peoples' content on ad-supported sites w/o paying as long as you cite who you stole from..
Retweeted by Brian S HallWill Wearables Work? Experts in the Emerging Field Weigh In http://t.co/uCPffeohppHow to reach a cybersex climax. In 1997. http://t.co/tmwf9jU5YfUnfathomable mind, now beacon, now sea. http://t.co/OqcExMcTyb@brittanyhite you know that thing you love? loved from the very first moment. that you've never stopped loving. yeah, let's fuck with it.@TheThomason and your mom.@isaach @agarwal @gln @omid i was once at a dinner with a VC and a bunch of payments experts. 4/6 pulled out starwood amex card to pay.
Retweeted by Brian S HallApple closed my ticket “iOS 7’s icons look freaking stupid” with no comment.
Retweeted by Brian S Hall@DrPizza I miss lightning@nrrrdcore if they put pics of only men, would that encourage more women to apply? seems the opposite, in fact.@bmkatz @RobTiffany forgiven ;-)Amazon offers another $100 worth of Android apps for free http://t.co/VrkOzu2jh9
Retweeted by Brian S HallReminder: just because they made a big-budget Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies doesn't mean you need to watch it.@bmkatz @RobTiffany you're that guy
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