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@dave_tynan Pastoria is my fave

@dave_tynan I love him@JenniferMaguire @ClaudineGiles in the words of Claudine herself "ah stop"BREAKING : man's life remains the same after getting retweeted by @robdelaney@Carolb10 shit :-( I'm blind so I wouldn't have seen them to rob them in the first place@GazzaONuallain hahahahahaha@Carolb10 speaking in tongues - u know@BigCityBanker too late - he's asleep standing upMy Dad just showed me the alarm clock on his new phone #cute #technology@GazzaONuallain I'll bring the marshmallowsMy Dad just called me Timothy. It doesn't even sound like Carol.@GazzaONuallain yes yes yes@ScabbiAbi2 we're defo chilling in that this summer - woo woo@ScabbiAbi2 hey thats so impressive - fair fucks girl :-)@GazzaONuallain are u that bloody specific? Wow@dave_tynan haha@GazzaONuallain not funny enough for a retweet u twit@dave_tynan ah man I bet you say that to all the troubled souls@jemb123 haha it was ruined years ago for me by me@showbizireland hahahaHe's got Derek Davis Thighs #vinb #BetteDavisEyes@colinchadwick @blakingpoint I TAPPED 4 PAYPHONES TODAY - total=.04 cent@blakingpoint STOP IT@tuckerawesomeo hahaWine O Clock

@theotriangle whats the matter with you boyJust walked past a man in Fairview Dublin talking dirty to an ATM. #love #lifeOverheard an elderly couple arguing over bra's in Penneys. He's claiming she's a smaller size she claims she's bigger. #loveAnd because you haven't enough from me about Arrested Development yet, here are my video interviews with the cast http://t.co/bfPWZXXBK6
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@Beanmimo who wants that@eoincmacken @jillmflint AWESOME@RobStears hahahahahaha oh God is it like thatIts so sound that RTE are giving the winner of the #newcomedyawards enough money to emigrate.@TOM_OMAHONY Hi Tom BOM *waves*@SpamChopp haha@SpamChopp I was actually thinking "sad fuck taking a pic of SC" so I'm not completely disappointed@SpamChopp ah man@Harley__Quin thanks my dear :)@Harley__Quin give me some tunes to listen to please? TLC?@johnnycandon DM@RoxyNL me too - saw one last week and it made me giddy.Great night gigging in the @capitalcomedycl with @okeeffesimon -despite the sunshine yesterday my set was darker than ever.

D:Son, what's this at the end of your text message? S:It's a smiley face Dad. D:Quit with the emotion son. S:Sorry Dad. #lifeBy this time next week, most of us will have seen 15 new episodes of #ArrestedDevelopment. Huzzah!
Retweeted by Carol Tobin@capitalcomedycl @ericlalor @aideenmcqueen @okeeffesimon AAAAAAAAHHHH FUCK@Castleislander hahaha@Castleislander I think I know that tune. Did it start with "catch me if you can" ?@Castleislander hahahahahaha@headsuit @bighungryenda omg you fucker@Harley__Quin who are you?@Harley__Quin Smokin pic@ThomasJams hahaha@holliie and my age - it needs a more apt description like "The I will wear a Coast dress to your wedding pose"Stop the elderly from learning anything more about the world by telling them that Wikipedia steals your credit card number.
Retweeted by Carol TobinI wish condoms came with different scents, as opposed to the standard "CPR dummy found in a bin".
Retweeted by Carol TobinThat lawn mower you hear, not a lawn mower. A giant wasp coming to kill you. Soz.
Retweeted by Carol Tobin@holliie haha is there a name for that pose?

Off to @SaharaDublin for a cookery class with @Carolb10. #roux #pastry #dumplingsTop Comedy Tip : Do your old jokes in a different accent and they will feel brand new to you & the club promoter.Just outnoseyed the nosey neighbour & his head nearly exploded.@CookeFred come to @SaharaDublin after the Laughter Lounge gig later dude@Harley__Quin ok tomorrow you try guess tonight's dream if your correct then we'll be zillionaires.@angelascanlon pics please@Harley__Quin I dreamt about them last night. No joke. I think I heard Cash Machine yesterday. #weird@CarolineForan @drrrop haha mail him. And ask him has he a friend please.Every person in the world, without exception, hates Monopoly. People who like it only think they like it.
Retweeted by Carol Tobin@CarolineForan @drrrop the pics look like they were taken from a prison cell@CarolineForan fucking hell lol@CyrilCacoethes like dogging in springtime

@Cassidys27 @larkify yes thank you - awesome hospitality :-)@Niall_Brophy probably "bet you wish you were me" balloons@luberachi @Primavera_Sound wow - @CookeFred is going to that - his doctor recommended it tooGoogle staff standing outside their Dublin office with balloons - STOP WITH THE NONSENSE@ScabbiAbi2 @eleanortiernan @CookeFred haha he did & what a replyAs of the 26th of May AD Anno Domini in the Gregorian calender will be replaced with AD Arrested Development.I'm so hungry I could eat food off a plate with a knife and fork.@BertFlange thanks Bert *hugs, sniffs hair*@eleanortiernan @CookeFred googling yourselves http://t.co/QVE8Ygclfi@ericlalor thanks Eric :)@Eoinh184 haha@ScobieMullane or who will tell my twitter friends if I die #pondering@Carolb10 ah now ah now ah now (thank you Carol xx)@johnnycandon thank you http://t.co/GzcWDUPnA2Dreamt that Vincent Browne was on his knees begging me to move to a sunny country because the smell of rain aroused him. #vinbDon't you hate when you're at a funeral & u think of a really good tweet but you forget it because you have to offer your condolences?

@eleanortiernan @ScabbiAbi2 not the time or the place@Bubblenoma no really really@Bubblenoma @davetheminogue the stupid grins she makes him do - hard to watch@Bubblenoma @davetheminogue come here - when Don proposes to that French hottie in finale of Season 4 - I cringed so badly I pulled a muscle@Bubblenoma happened last nightAnd then he went and spoiled it all by saying something stupid like I believe that life begins at conception.......@vonprond hahahaha@psychusup hahahahahaha@Ado_mack haha@tuckerawesomeo haha

Man arranging a date on his phone beside me "one last thing are you going to be interesting?"@RichieMcCormack were they any good?

@Lorbeag @seechangescott gonna catch this on the player - thanks for the tip off Lorna@Jenny_Keogh_ @larkify that was mean Jen. Anna I will hunt you down & I will......@EmCally yes of course - i'll drop you an aul text