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Writer/reporter/multi-media guy based in Denver.

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My piece for @POLITICOMag - How Fracking Could Break Colorado Democrats http://t.co/0odCfDsLui #COpolitics #COleg
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4/16
2014
To all the urbanites who complain to me about gentrification or new tall developments: I am only nodding so you will shut up and go away.NYT exclusive: Bloomberg will spend $50m this yr building org to counter the NRA. "They have to fear us," he says http://t.co/ItUFUyg0w6
Retweeted by Jared Jacang MaherMan, I have to remember to stop breaking the 4th wall Kevin Spacey-style. That last work meeting got awkward. #HouseOfCards
4/15
2014
@JohnReidyDenver Exactly! Man, we're all totally F'ed.So much pro-fracking propaganda being pumped into every cranny of #Colorado media lately. Even my kid's 'Raffi' Pandora channel isn't safe.Why is it people come to Twitter to complain about things that happened on Facebook but not the other way around?
4/14
2014
Natural parenting tip: Feed your kids whole cooked grains. Scatter across the table like you feed ducks. Teaches nimbleness and health.The Humor Code: A Global Search for What Makes Things Funny By Two Coloradans http://t.co/BAnuVyfLxH
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4/12
2014
We don't want #Denver to be the next Amsterdam!! Oh, wait... "@CBSDenver: Mayor Hancock is currently on a trade mission to Amsterdam..."Mayor Hancock is currently on a trade mission to Amsterdam: http://t.co/RWgHONDzBX #marijuana
Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher@Eric_A_Anderson @djfroschWSJ Why even tie your Twitter handle to your employer? Is it in your contract? If so: lame. If not: dumb.
4/10
2014
Checkout guy: Do you have a rewards card? Me: Yes, right here. Guy: Do you want to use it? Me: No definitively not. (Long silent standoff.)Denver Post: Old privileged white residents angry at young privileged white residents in Wash Park. Volleyball, etc http://t.co/QvZOCakX0XEditor of @MiamiHerald blasts unprecedented 'culture of censorship at Guantanamo Bay': http://t.co/1pvmS2RuZq
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4/9
2014
Traffic Circles: A Socialist Plot About Something
4/8
2014
Today I did not hold the door open for a random person as a sign of common courtesy and it felt great.
4/7
2014
IMPORTANT NEW DEVELOPMENT IN SIGN-FLIPPING TECHNOLOGY. http://t.co/ZnAoYMkl5t
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4/5
2014
Literary-ly funny. "@HumorCode: Packed House at @TatteredCover with @HumorCode and @ColoradoMatters! http://t.co/qeLqw3WhHb"Man, so bone tired from this week... fantasizing about someone removing my bones and wrapping them in special tin foil, like the Wolverine.
4/4
2014
New blog: Things White People Dislike "@Bencjacobs: Mayor for Life Marion Barry: "White people don’t like what they perceive as corruption”Interactive: The impact of motorcycle helmets on deaths http://t.co/6siBjMI0Sb
Retweeted by Jared Jacang MaherAs a non-pot smoker in #Denver, I report zero change to my daily living experience 3 months into the epic #Colorado legalization test. Weird
4/1
2014
This time of year my human body has evolved to puff estrogen from my glands just so other men don't try to talk with me about basketball.
3/31
2014
Lawsuit: Man Arrested, Searched For Marijuana Solely For Having #Colorado License Plate http://t.co/OrWCdEUQtKSorry Williamsburg, Denver has mo' better beards. #HumorCodeNYC
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3/30
2014
Census figures reveal the one place with zero Hispanics in all of #Colorado tonight was in the massive line to get into Casa Bonita.
3/29
2014
I can't believe I ate an entire box of Boy Scout cookies! (Deep fried mud)
3/25
2014
Clink this link or the LOL cat dies. http://t.co/bQ7cRyhZ5l
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3/23
2014
"@HuffingtonPost: 17 everyday words you just might be mispronouncing http://t.co/MD1LN7jkkI" ...if you are a major idiot.@JJacangMaher Science! http://t.co/0Dg9rdha1R
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3/22
2014
#IDeclareSanctions against the Russians who flooded the market with bad online porn, thereby undercutting US industry and workers.This is truly metal: Tornado of fire at the Rocky Mountain National Arsenal posted by firefighter in #Denver http://t.co/C8saY44Wq8"
3/21
2014
Names were better in the olden days. http://t.co/4aHKY76gxnWhat Pakistan Knew About Bin Laden http://t.co/wXELqoG4cY
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3/20
2014
Showing a dick on the air is probably the best thing to happen to Fox31 Denver in years http://t.co/gSjTH8EuAa Enjoy the limelight.
3/19
2014
@MarkJohnson303 And in other news: Edward Scissorhands, burrito casserole, erect penis.
3/18
2014
Excuse me, sir. Which way to the artisenal pudding shoppe?Jason Heller's new anthology is one for the ages: http://t.co/8UjMaBs0Te
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3/17
2014
@tywilc Not even close. Free yourself from the H-word!It has been a year since I pledged to stop using the H-word. It's worn-out meaningless pejorative for young urbanites you hate. Refresh!Man, Colorado schools. You’re coming off a little desperate on this standardized testing thing: http://t.co/he7ZBFuAMa
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3/10
2014
I will now accept zipties as payment. I just can't get enough of those things.Russia taking #Crimea is like the recently divorced dad who lost ownership of his house but still demands control of the detached garage.
3/7
2014
@JohnReidyDenver It's a sad testament to our society's misplaced priorities.@JohnReidyDenver Sorry. Too easy. I couldn't help myself.@JohnReidyDenver I always figured you were more of a bottom.
3/5
2014
Samsung negotiated to have its Galaxy smartphone integrated into the Oscars. http://t.co/wm54BG4M4F (ABC) http://t.co/qWRtMa9aZ9
Retweeted by Jared Jacang MaherMaybe this headline exits but I haven't seen it. Anyways, my headline wish..."Putin to West: Crimea River"
3/4
2014
I'm having a hard time figuring out where to store all this leftover gluten my family isn't eating. Anyone have tips?
2/28
2014
Denver consumers are nation's biggest tippers, says Square report: http://t.co/MYi25tqaZh by @andyvuong
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2/27
2014
Hickenlooper: Bobby Jindal is a "cheap shot artist" http://t.co/ZxR4184MU5
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2/25
2014
ICYMI: @wuerker's latest cartoon: http://t.co/xOz6M0c6eF http://t.co/s1IISCiC2X
Retweeted by Jared Jacang MaherAn #infographic showing Ukraine's linguistic and political split http://t.co/ZOLK2mYTHa
Retweeted by Jared Jacang MaherVia @DylanByers: Why live video won't save the news biz: http://t.co/hvrZkVxh84
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2/24
2014
@BigMediaBlog And in the meantime disclose that Wayne is an insane curmudgeon,Tomorrow don't forget to fly flags at low mast for National 'Twit til you Shit' Day.
2/22
2014
Today Ziggy Marley jogged past me on a trail holding a stick longer than a baton but shorter than a hiking stick. Not a dream. Witnesses!
2/21
2014
Comcast's quiet, audacious grab for the whole damn thing. http://t.co/IqEEp9fbu9 My Monday bit.
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2/16
2014
@tywilc 'hoh yeah!Here's the extra shame. I am having convos with my DAUGHTERS about being careful because they can be killed in an instant with impunity.
Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher"@iknowdenver: The 26 Coolest Small Businesses In Denver http://t.co/9MLsGt59KY" On the list: Craftsy @beCraftsy"The groups who consume podcasts the most skew younger — and by definition, they are the future." http://t.co/RzCnENMofV
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2/15
2014
@rondoylewrites Sorry, you're too tall to be 2short.Too many times this week have people I'm talking to suddenly bring an E-cig to their mouth. It's like watching someone kiss mannequin lips.Lesson! "@lynn_bartels: OVERHEARD: " Do Republicans really want to arm teachers, considering how they've treated them?" #coleg #copolitics"
2/12
2014
Marijuana advocates in #Colorado should really stop the rhetorical bashing of booze. You already won. Why still the hate?.@ed_kilgore: The GOP leaders look like the world's worst poker players right now http://t.co/jUTHBhplY7
Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher@rondoylewrites Backpack needs to mind it's own damn businesses...Entertaining AND intellectually honest interview with @MileyCyrus - http://t.co/3oqEyuJpAa - great piece. @RonanFarrow has another fan here.
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2/11
2014
New rule: Anyone who sets an auto DM to saying "Thanks for Following!" gets immediately unfollowed.#Colorado's New gun laws only effect the most hardcore gun culture nerds. Any attempt to repeal is a capitulation to angry nerds everywhereSkateboarder in 1976 http://t.co/812SL0Tudj
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2/10
2014
Wow "@CBSDenver: #CBS4Mornings Aurora City Council will meet today to discuss overturning its ban on pit bulls. http://t.co/4jmTe0Fs1A"
2/4
2014
I managed to NOT listen to anyone talk about football today. In other news, warm candle wax can damage your ears drums when applied hastily.California's drought is going to get worse. Here's proof, in two images -- http://t.co/YBwyKb3aIL http://t.co/AjZn13s0zT
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2/3
2014
I also feel bad about the two hot wings I never finished. It wasn't you! It was me and my hurt...More disheartening than the #Broncos loss was #BobDylan doing a commercial for #Chrysler. Consumerism wins.
Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher@Eric_A_Anderson But how will Marty Mcfly check what the date is? Grab a pair of Google Glass off Biff Jr's face? C'mon.@Eric_A_Anderson Also, hoverboards...Prediction: Denver $35, Seattle $25. (Per gram.)
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2/2
2014
@sixtwentysix @denverdiatribe Ikea meatballs are made from Broncos. And not the horse kind. #GoBroncos
1/31
2014
I think I'm coming down with a nasty case of baby laugh.We finally agree on something ...RT @reporterdonpeat: "I like Denver" Mayor Rob Ford on Super Bowl pick. cc: @hickforco
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1/30
2014
via @forbes - #Denver start-up @beCraftsy turning online video into a $23 million business http://t.co/MJnIXBUvzc
1/29
2014
Justin Bieber released on bond blah blah blah http://t.co/hBmkcicEjS
Retweeted by Jared Jacang MaherDenver DA says violent crime is up; Denver police chief says violent crime is down. Huh? http://t.co/7AIIutxDXP
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1/23
2014
Who wants to buy some authentic Meyton Panning t-shirts? Amazing discount! #GoBroncosAstounding documents uncovered by @EricLiptonNYT detail junkets that lobbyists are showering on Congress. Just wow. http://t.co/mrA8PPPzvm
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1/20
2014
Gessler blows his office budget, but puts blame on the wrong parties: http://t.co/45P3Jeqvx3
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1/17
2014
@thejohndicker ...of the soul, of the mind, of the flesh, of the appetizers...Everything!@Fly_Agaric By which you mean increase effectiveness.No, #Denver media, I will NOT send you photos of my #Broncos mania. It's a deeply personal thing & shame, shame on you for asking.@kylefree But efficacy is a judgement of how effective something is. So it's also a measure.@kylefree I'm going to start saying 'efficaciousness' just to mess with people.@kylefree Are those the same thing? What's the difference?Why say "efficacy" when you can just say "effectiveness"?
1/16
2014
A Startup, the Supreme Court, and the Future of TV: http://t.co/1LJEtZ4l5C
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1/15
2014
Seriously @DenverPolice how does this help show White's true commitment to transparency? The site's clunky display hasn't changed since 2007@ADADDcrafter C'mon, I can only type one T at a time, I'm so up sett!!
1/14
2014
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