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Redefining cool on a daily basis

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Strawberry One-Act, launch parties, interviews, and Margot Robbie: http://t.co/1op5BAm6wk
7/26
2015
Filming, sleepiness, and Ben Kingsley: http://t.co/wnPRteMD4N
7/19
2015
Fuzzy memories, great rehearsals, plans, and Cate Blanchett: http://t.co/lXrF4Pc9cK
7/12
2015
Readings, films, and Bruce McGill: http://t.co/qMXaNe0FkW
6/28
2015
Rehearsals, character choices, free tickets, awesome shows, and Amy Ryan http://t.co/bKeSEI11MU
6/21
2015
Theatre, wonderful things ahead, and John Hurt: http://t.co/LBUpicomK6
6/14
2015
I say "Third time's the charm" is accurate. I booked my third show in a row!
6/12
2015
Have any plans for June 25? You do now! Come see me in "Who Mourns for Bob the Goon?" at Paradise Factory! https://t.co/koLtubnWX8
6/9
2015
Starting rehearsals twice over, more auditions, and Chiwetel Ejiofor: http://t.co/n7vpyBuxqv
6/7
2015
Guess who booked another role! Need a hint? It's me. :)
6/3
2015
Tag! You're it.
6/2
2015
A late blog entry, and I booked the role! http://t.co/4wPySSJHt7
6/1
2015
Remembering holidays, callbacks, auditions, festivals, Tim Burton, and a surprised owl: http://t.co/4jh1cb2r3h
5/24
2015
No, you're cool. I'm just being weird.
5/22
2015
A productive week, the festival starts again, business plans, and a surprised orangutan: http://t.co/0lDn1R8Zn4
5/17
2015
I'm bringing booty back.
5/14
2015
Learning, Tim Meadows, and a bad drawing: http://t.co/agySyQ3Seq
5/10
2015
I was born in a crossfire hurricane.
5/8
2015
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
5/4
2015
A busy day, plus a video of a monkey petting puppies: http://t.co/4jh1cb2r3h
5/3
2015
Sleepy wombat http://t.co/BF6aA3caAv
5/2
2015
This is a shout out to fruit juice for its awesome fruit-juiciness.
5/1
2015
What are your feelings on pistachios?
4/30
2015
Auditions, bedtime, and a piglet: http://t.co/SOeykIYQwl
4/26
2015
Auditions, summer films, and Tim Curry: http://t.co/DiYF4sEAuE
4/19
2015
Subway rats have a certain charm about them. I've seen some large enough to eat a small dog, but it doesn't seem to take away their pizazz.
4/17
2015
Sleepy forgetfulness, auditions, watching inspiring and enlightening interviews, my free book, and Jane Fonda: http://t.co/4jh1cb2r3h
4/12
2015
I want to start using Middle English slang terms just for kicks. Now to learn Middle English slang terms...
4/11
2015
"Griege" is a real thing.
4/9
2015
I tripped over my own feet and landed on my face. No one accused me of being graceful, and I doubt it'll start now. http://t.co/XStU1r1Sj1@Janefonda It was empowering to see you on AOL Build! As an actress and female film festival owner, you spoke of things I experience daily!
4/7
2015
I haven't figured out LinkedIn. Not whining. Just stating.
4/6
2015
So, I wrote a book. Guess what I wrote: http://t.co/w8VLy3LBjZ
4/3
2015
I don't wear much jewelry, but I'm wearing a gigantic necklace now. It's also gigantically awesome.
4/1
2015
Hello, glitter.
3/31
2015
For a thoughtful gift, I would go with something homemade or bear mace.
3/30
2015
Auditions, photo shoots, editing, slivers, Brendan Gleeson, and Scott Wilson: http://t.co/E1odzsa119
3/29
2015
Just heard a baby that sounds like a squeaky toy. Not sure if it's adorable or concerning.
3/28
2015
Hello, cheese.
3/27
2015
If you don't have a spoon, you can drink your soup. Right on, convenience.
3/26
2015
I don't think of rice as a finger food. Same goes for pudding.
3/25
2015
No one has ever told me I should have dreadlocks.
3/24
2015
Shoots, auditions, Rammstein, and Julianne Moore: http://t.co/4jh1cb2r3h
3/22
2015
When it comes to toast, I could take it or leave it.
3/21
2015
Yeah, the picture is old, but it's a cat with a lime helmet. http://t.co/e167b3BU1wWhen in doubt, try ginger.
3/20
2015
Want to be the center of attention? Come in with a machete.
3/19
2015
A Jeff Goldblum quote: "At its best, life is surprising. Maybe, because that's my appetite, the frontier is uncharted."
3/16
2015
It's the last day for #TasteMakers - Be sure to get out and try one last menu, drink or sweet! http://t.co/li0N6dwSAH http://t.co/RRfDFyjTMA
Retweeted by Jolynn CarpenterFlorida family visits, shuffleboard embarrassment, auditions, and Elizabeth Hurley: http://t.co/H3g1fscJP5
3/15
2015
I'd complain about being on a weird schedule, but nobody wants to hear about that. Know what everyone wants to hear about? Pancakes.
3/14
2015
I had "This Is a Song That Never Ends" stuck in my head last night. That was fun. Yes, that was sarcasm.
3/10
2015
Baklava.
3/9
2015
Busy schedules and Diane Kruger: http://t.co/Jw11jUWBD9
3/8
2015
I never really got into collections. #short attention span
3/6
2015
I just saw a quill pen with an ink well. Now I have to have one.
3/3
2015
I learned to sew as a child. I wasn't cool, but I just fixed a hole in my sweater.
3/2
2015
Auditions, Pompeii, everlasting optimism, and Simon Pegg: http://t.co/GelYJDw8X6
3/1
2015
Know what could be a fun addiction? Trapeze artistry.
2/28
2015
I lost a glove. Wait, no. There it is.
2/27
2015
Bacon makes everything better, unless you're a vegetarian or vegan, in which case, nevermind.
2/26
2015
I know it's a medical condition, but it is way too easy to use "phlebitis" as an insult.
2/25
2015
I want to get a pan flute just so I can say I have a pan flute.
2/24
2015
Auditions, castings, learning, and Kristen Wiig: http://t.co/1EkF0cWu1A
2/22
2015
Why is blue the truest color? I don't see why rhyming automatically means honesty.
2/21
2015
Haggis is not for the faint of heart.
2/20
2015
My trivia skills are hit-or-miss.
2/19
2015
Creme brulee is highly underrated. So are slippers.
2/18
2015
I'm not big on floral prints.
2/17
2015
I haven't baked a cake in a while.
2/16
2015
Distractions and Lucille Ball: http://t.co/eoF99Y4skb
2/15
2015
I know it's Valentine's Day, but a candy cane sounds awesome right now.
2/14
2015
My scarf feels like a blanket on my face, and I am totally ok with that.
2/12
2015
I don't care how old you are. Sometimes there's nothing better than peanut butter. If you don't like pb, substitute your sandwich of choice.
2/11
2015
I never got into Bedazzle-ing. There's only so much sequins I can handle.
2/10
2015
I'm out of popcorn.
2/9
2015
Two auditions, two callbacks, a friend's show, and Gabrielle Union: http://t.co/MV7HqXdwur
2/8
2015
Know what's an awesome word? Festooning.
2/7
2015
How do you darn socks? I understand there is a gourd involved.
2/6
2015
I was wearing a sweater dress with fringe. That's right. I said fringe.Does caraway make anyone else giddy?
2/5
2015
If it hurts, stop, unless you're into that kind of thing, in which case, carry on.
2/4
2015
When it comes to popular meals, egg salad is a hit-or-miss.
2/3
2015
Ever had a gingerbread pinecone? Try it. You won't regret it, unless you really hate gingerbread.
2/2
2015
Awesome film shoot, two auditions, drawing from your own life for roles, and Danny Trejo: http://t.co/AgpiJz4WA7
2/1
2015
So, headbands are back. Carry on.
1/31
2015
I just saw a grown man that had a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles backpack on his back. Not judging, just observing. #subway sightings
1/30
2015
A couple of born-and-raised New Yorkers asked me if I was born and raised here, too. Know the moments where you fit in? I'm having one now.Someone needs to bring back fondue parties.
1/29
2015
I want to see "turkey-pocalypse" and"banana-rama" used in the news. I don't care what context they're used in.If Tim and I had a blowout party favor in our apartment, a certain someone would use it way too often, and by certain someone, I mean me.
1/28
2015
Auditions, darker roles, and Naomi Watts: http://t.co/ziwPSCOPoH
1/25
2015
My bath towel kind of smells like garlic, and I'm okay with that.
1/24
2015
Air quotes are either funny or stupid, depending on what mood I'm in.
1/19
2015
Preparing for an audition, promo shoots, character shots, and Rose Byrne: http://t.co/pzTchSpeJ4
1/18
2015
My toe warmers burnt out. Now I feel like there's plastic in my shoe. I also broke a nail. #want some cheese for that whine? #crybaby
1/16
2015
A mosquito would be a ridiculous pet. Things wouldn't work out well for either of you.
1/14
2015
Know the phrase, "Happy as a clam?" How do you know clams are happy? Clams could be homicidal, and I wouldn't know any better.
1/13
2015
Auditions, interesting articles, the benefits of a weird life, and Michael Keaton: http://t.co/1awR9pVhEN
1/11
2015
I have cuts on my knuckles that I can't account for. Maybe I cage fight in my sleep. No bruises, tho. Maybe I'm really good at it.
1/9
2015
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