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Katie @Kater_tot The wood

I'm a little lamb who's lost in the wood.

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@ShanersMD I'm wearing black today, Lord Shaners. Drinking a pastel mimosa though!...Or aggressive. RT @MichaelKors: Pastels don’t have to be precious.—xxMKIn entertainment news, I think The Winter Solider in Captain America might actually be Criss Angel, Mindfreak.@EllyHB Hope you put this one in your Amazon cart! RT @literaturepics: #weirdbooks "How to toilet-train your cat": http://t.co/m3o6uOGHYI
4/20
2014
@SoBendito Dickpics are forever. Sorry, Weiner.Polish hair stylist advice: If you're single, go look for men up in Astoria. They're very good-looking. Sometimes too good-looking!Wasn't me! RT @intelligencer: Woman Taken Into Custody After Trying to Steal a Baby in Chelsea http://t.co/5RP7cwCAiFSometimes reading your friend's twitter feed can seem like you've caught them talking with an accent around other people.
Retweeted by KatieThis is the story of a young girl who found her best friend in an English Bulldog. http://t.co/a2qNwgFvWO http://t.co/Hv2R2rbe6C
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4/19
2014
@pavy @everyword @Jessica_Effect @CotawantsaZima What would Kstray do?@The8bitlife @parva_x Even better odds with pants full@Jenello55 #husbandmaterial30 vintage ladies all dressed up for Easter: http://t.co/gXwiT0lM6I http://t.co/SBLciNmDnb
Retweeted by KatieSo emo RT @Paste_Design: How the #Heartbleed Logo Got the Internet's Attention http://t.co/gVwf6EE8sB http://t.co/TeRJiavAi7The Cat and the Flat http://t.co/Sus9nRJt5u via @voguemagazine http://t.co/IqHEK0JShc
4/18
2014
Very cute dead kittens and bunnies doing human things <3 -Dead and Beautiful: The Art of Taxidermy http://t.co/xV0wUWKKg0 via @thedailybeastAdult nurse practitioners provide individualized care: http://t.co/5w73zbkgQk via AANP member Anne Weinberger
Retweeted by KatieIs sex up in the air better than on ground? Only if you believe it is. But you could also fantasize your bed is flying & save $
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4/16
2014
Zelda Fitzgerald's little-known art – including her Alice in Wonderland illustrations http://t.co/kIwEzkF6AN http://t.co/06moH7ex5w
Retweeted by Katie@noahsolo :-/ Should I? RT @UPROXX: A Brooklyn Man Is Using Craigslist To Find A Woman To Bathe In Ramen Noodles http://t.co/RNgEpZBWF8Luring cats in cages with Fancy Feast. "The shyer ones required sardines." | A No-Kill Approach to Feral Cat Control http://t.co/tbmVdTSjhYDisney Made a Cartoon About Menstruation in 1946 — http://t.co/bdTt5SDJGt
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4/15
2014
Now that Google and Amazon both have drones, let me be the first to say that I, for one, welcome our new robotic overlords.
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4/14
2014
Gloomy Sunday | The 7-Year-Old Who Can Sing Like Billie Holiday http://t.co/8OHXLMAoU7After a long and brutal winter, the sun is out, there's a cool breeze, and I fell in love with New York City all over again.
4/13
2014
T.HANKS http://t.co/sTO2ynmfVdJust your typical Saturday in Bushwick http://t.co/AzhVA8DK9BMy landlord just laughed at my legs and told me how pale they are. :-/Why can't there be running eyewear that doesn't transform your face into an alien??
4/12
2014
In this short film, a cat plays ‘Super Mario’ in real life http://t.co/CDKln6Iuhf
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4/11
2014
@talktoskirt You meant "Olive me", right?
4/10
2014
Graphic designer inserts error messages into human experiences http://t.co/dimfzYJ7J5
Retweeted by Katie@boes_ Pretty sure those marshmellow chicks don't know a thing about the labor market let alone have higher-level thinking power.
4/9
2014
Both myself and the cab driver called someone and it went straight to vm. We're the emoest pair in NYC.Our March Meowness bodega cat winner is: Pineapple Cat! Congrats, @nadiasirota. http://t.co/OBZWBo2WUp http://t.co/JCjsy9NBJz
Retweeted by KatieLet grandma enjoy abs! RT @nypost: "Hiring male stippers to perform for nursing-home patients was serial occurrence" http://t.co/aznHPkpfgv
4/8
2014
In honor of her birthday today: Billie Holiday - "You Go To My Head" http://t.co/XY0cOvMHcIMcCarren Park's free SummerScreen lineup is here! http://t.co/Rv4Gmuio7O
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4/7
2014
Meet my new friend, "Noodles." He's a baby. http://t.co/82RRfWqH0lI'm too short and too old to deal with large crowds.
4/6
2014
Dance party! (at @BabysAllRight for Holy Ghost w/ 20 others) http://t.co/oEvWfXk4DlSpring has sprung! (at @CentralParkNyc w/ 4 others) http://t.co/HTAVc9nT91
4/5
2014
I'm probably just jeal.The neighbors above me are having sex and it sounds really lame.Hangover run. RT @nyrr: Spectators: #scotlandrun is at 8 a.m., so come out bright and early and enjoy the bagpipes, kilts, and runners!New study confirms cereal boxes are staring into your soul http://t.co/nSQxWtJ6Es http://t.co/sp7bgNAeiB
Retweeted by Katie#FF @nytdining for always tweeting about dishes and recipes with a mildly sexual tone.Am I hungry or thirsty or horny or bored or hungover or lonely or sad or dead?
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4/4
2014
Nothing like running back into the office after leaving, remembering you have to call a patient to make sure they pooped.Me and @kater_tot. Children of the '80s. #tbt http://t.co/jN7VQyIsH9
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4/3
2014
Well, it finally happened. Some other girl's Williamsburgy t-shirt apparently got mixed up with my laundry and now I have to wear it.Did you fool someone this April Fool's Day? Or did someone............ fool YOU? LOL! http://t.co/COS8wC9CDw
Retweeted by KatieManhattan is so over. Happy April Fool's from Brooklyn the Borough. http://t.co/3eT523BfyQ
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4/1
2014
Informative read with surprising stats | Why runners can't eat whatever they want http://t.co/gXI9ujS8vC (h/t @carney)Touch 1f you w|ll my stomach http://t.co/siZmQvTwSe"Ironic people always dissolve when confronted with earnestness. It's their kryptonite."
3/29
2014
Anything can be a carb if you eat too much of it.
Retweeted by Katie@darth Those are my bearded Brussel buddies! <3 http://t.co/7Yxu8p8YbJ
3/28
2014
@Jenello55 Haha thanks, Nell. Did my mama tell you?How do pharmacists maintain their dignity in those short-sleeved lab coats?!"How does he smell?" "Terrible!" http://t.co/vGaMiN1dcpUnclear If Grandma Just Friends With 81-Year-Old Widowed Man http://t.co/utNBSdn3S3
Retweeted by Katie@doctorzaius Drats!
3/27
2014
@talktoskirt So much body odor though, Skirt.@noahsolo Richard Simmons is subtweeting us :-/
3/25
2014
The Encyclopedia of New York Pop Music: http://t.co/RfIm9749BZ http://t.co/43MSZByEAT
Retweeted by KatieNeedless to say, the term "sippy cup" has become a meme around here.Actual exerpt from a work email received today: "Tell him to grow a pair and do his job himself, we can't hold his sippy cup for him."Camera shy Brooklyn cat with a little junk in the trunk #bodegacatbracket http://t.co/fIXRWR4j5dBrooklyn emo cat giving a longing stare out the window as the world passes him by #bodegacatbracket http://t.co/bREInfuQpL@k_ved https://t.co/flOEisFB0m@k_ved That's one of my favorite Poetry In Motion poems so far.
3/24
2014
Bill Plympton's quirky animated guides to kissing and making love http://t.co/F4f0EDKvFn http://t.co/kwddyqwrst
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3/23
2014
Proof That Romance Still Exists In NYC http://t.co/NtKJ1Rbt6g
Retweeted by KatieUpon walking home, a handsome fireman gave me a Samoa. My Girl Scout cookie quota for 2014 has been fulfilled!@noahsolo Not yet. I checked.
3/22
2014
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Retweeted by Katie@SarahNEmerson A little part of me died after looking at this. (cc @Jessica_Effect @Mboltonfanatic )@ashleyaliese @Jenello55 You've got at least 2 weeks. It helps that they're ground level buddies.In case you don't live in Brooklyn and can't hear us shouting it from the rooftops, our venue is officially BACK OPEN! First shows r tonight
Retweeted by Katie@ashleyaliese @Jenello55 I did this with a cat balloon a while back. It's extremely difficult to say goodbye when they start deflating.At any given time, I'm running 10 minutes to 2 hours late.
Retweeted by Katie@lastbadasstion HAHA Frankly, I didn't know her that intimately. Maybe @pavy knows?@lastbadasstion There was a girl in my high school with that last name. All the guys called her "Bust-a-nutty." :-/I am officially anti-adult backpacks on the train! If I get bonked in the head one more time...Cool and nostalgic RT @vulture: Hear MØ’s cover of the Spice Girls’ "Say You’ll Be There": http://t.co/A4JFrRqjsc
3/21
2014
@ohthatclara I would absolutely love having lunch on this plate!Spay and neuter your bunnies! :( RT @brooklynmag: New York is apparently overrun with abandoned bunnies http://t.co/Qe72vTTd00@ashleyaliese Ok, this is mean girlish, but look who's hairline is receding! Makes you happy Gabe has lucious locks https://t.co/SulMDmgNFC@ashleyaliese Happy Birthday Ashley! Happy birthday, B. Have a good one!@lastbadasstion You can't possibly be referring to the smash hit "Kate" ;)@pcdunham @lastbadasstion Or did you mean Ben Folds 5?Hello, New York – a lovely illustrated love letter to Gotham's five boroughs http://t.co/3xS9RbDCX5 http://t.co/EbF8cpy8y3
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3/20
2014
A @Walgreens tweet was just promoted in my feed and I read it in Aiden Shaw's voice.Watch @Weezer tease new music from the studio http://t.co/f6SoPXlXmd
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3/19
2014
Oops! Denver TV station accidentally shows penis on air during Seattle helicopter crash report. http://t.co/cfXNd5HtFr
Retweeted by Katie@Nebrewska @mnclde @volatilitysmile Overalls are BACK! http://t.co/Obyu3T5uriOH in Williamsburg: "He's from Ohio?! Gross."Beth from The Walking Dead’s EP is out today, includes her Waxahatchee cover http://t.co/kOCyOOfmZU
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3/18
2014
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