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Journalista. TV addict. Hip-hop head. Shoe enthusiast. Animal lover. Coffee-holic. Alias: Mommy.

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Pete the Cat: Super cool, or on the cat nip? http://t.co/HeFFtVqSMK #reading #kidsbooks #petethecat
9/15
2014
Let’s just tell it like it is. The NFL may have a problem but I also think we have a violence problem in this country.
Retweeted by MaisyFernandezDraperMy blog. Ch-ch-check it out! http://t.co/4nY8tbWwLh #parenting #mommyblog #kidhumor #frozen #goldfish
9/13
2014
I will watch next season's DWTS simply because @xoBetseyJohnson is on. Love her.
9/12
2014
Slack-jawed after a couple of fillings at dentist. Numb face... still got my @Starbucks #PumpkinSpiceLatte though.
9/8
2014
This big cutie just popped up out of nowhere in front of our house. Totally random, but am leaving it… http://t.co/WxNpT5omzP
9/7
2014
We are so lucky to have such beautiful places to go. #100daysofhappiness #day40 #waldenpond #concordma http://t.co/VyT4wBVgyG
9/4
2014
I kind of wish these things were filled with nails instead of paint. This whole cast is so annoying. #BB16
9/3
2014
Appreciate those rare moments when I go somewhere without kids and can bring one item and listen to my… http://t.co/DdC9jQmjf6
8/28
2014
Binge watching #TheLeftovers. I need an intervention so I can sleep.
8/27
2014
Magical s'mores cupcakes made by my friend, Susan. #100daysofhappiness #day32 #sorrydietmaybetomorrow http://t.co/S7yWwGYxPV
8/26
2014
A delicious treat on my toast. As my daughter would day, "It's yummy AND goody." #100daysofhappinesshttp://t.co/wyfcbRw1i3
8/25
2014
I’m waiting for HBO to pop out and say “Just kidding!” #TrueBlood
Retweeted by MaisyFernandezDraperI could have gotten an extra hour of sleep. What a waste of time. #TrueBloodThis #TrueBlood finale may be the worst series finale of all time. Good grief.Smurfy! #100daysofhappiness #day30 #diymanicure http://t.co/FKce9WR4Bs
8/24
2014
My 5-year-old loves Stevie Wonder. I feel I have already succeeded as a parent.
8/23
2014
Pinot Noir and pre-season #football.Pam is The. Best. #trueblood
8/17
2014
A beautiful morning walk with my beloved Lucy. #100daysofhappiness #day20 #wakefieldma #lakequannapowitt http://t.co/ZEZqsEtjNx
8/12
2014
That rejection was your lifeboat, yo. #BachelorInParadisePainful. #BachelorInParadise #thatmusicThis music, OMG, so funny. #BachelorInParadise#BoilingBunnies #BachelorInParadiseIt's not a hurdle, Elise. It's the Great Wall. #BachelorInParadise"Making connections" = "amazing journey" on #thebachelor. #bachelorinparadise #stopsayingthatcrapIs this woman delusional? He's dunzo, dude. #BachelorInParadiseTurned in a huge story today and then went to the library to relax and read. Checked out this book by… http://t.co/L9fhphtHkw
8/11
2014
Why are Spanish olives so freakin' dope?@branden628 Just catching up on your #BB16 tweets and got the feeling you don't like Frankie? IDK, maybe I was just misinterpreting them.Just confirmed my teeth cleaning at the dentist for next Wednesday, and it struck terror in my heart. Why am I such a #dentist scaredy cat?
8/9
2014
Kicking bad guy butt atop the Bat Cave with my son. And yes, I made sure Wonder Woman was in front.… http://t.co/RjOY9QegQH
8/7
2014
A morning of adventure, a picnic, more exploring in Minuteman National Park. And now, naps.… http://t.co/lG0ofxOq3bAt the library, reading a book about bunnies and chocolate cake, wearing her favorite sequined Hello… http://t.co/EpMv3qKPuh
8/6
2014
Go fire ants, GO! #BachelorInParadiseI am ashamed to already love #BachelorInParadise as much as I do. Reality TV Gold.A magazine story I wrote: http://t.co/A6QnR2GjM8 #nowu
8/4
2014
That moment when you go to heat up Chinese leftovers for lunch and your kid goes, "Is that cat food?" #instantdiet #mommyproblems
8/2
2014
Please make this stop right now. #TheBacheloretteSo. Painful. To. Watch. #TheBachelorette #ATFREnough lip smacking. Turn down those mics! #gross #TheBacheloretteAndi managed to squeeze out a single tear. Touching. #TheBacheloretteFile Josh's tank top under "Andi's doubts." #TheBachelorette
Retweeted by MaisyFernandezDraperHonestly, no thanks to either one of these dudes. I have no dog in this fight. #BacheloretteCurrently being whooped at board games by my 5yo. How about a game of #scrabble, young man?
7/28
2014
They say each piece of bacon takes 6 min off your life. Each 2yo tantrum I survive has to lop off at least half an hour. #mommyproblemsMonsoon in progress.
7/27
2014
I am suspicious of people who do not enjoy watermelon. It's a summer staple!
7/25
2014
Beautiful night, every window in the house open... aaaaaand then the skunk fumes start rolling in. #sadfaceMosquitoes are the real life version of vampires, except they hassle you during the day, too. #eatenalive #mutantbumpyarms
7/24
2014
Home from vacation. Hubby and kids went to pick up Lucy. Can't wait to see my best fur pal! #LucyMaureenDraper
7/20
2014
I envy people who actually have the time to properly fold a fitted sheet. #mypersonaldemon
7/8
2014
Yeah, it's real hard to play hide and seek in the dark when there's a lighted camera following you around. #bacheloretteGood grief. When we moved to MA from KY, I thought I'd be done hiding in the basement because of tornado warnings.
7/7
2014
Really, #TrueBlood? This is crap.
7/6
2014
Either #HoneyBooBoo doesn't use nearly enough subtitles, or I'm not drinking enough to understand what they're saying.
7/3
2014
@DavidSavio11 yes, that works! Thanks again!@DavidSavio11 Hey! Kyle will be bringing Nick in at about 10 tomorrow. Does that work?
6/10
2014
@DavidSavio11 Sounds great! Will be Wed or Thu but will let you know for sure. Thank you!@DavidSavio11 hi! What days are you in this week? The young Draper needs his summer haircut!
6/9
2014
I have tons to do tonight, but got caught up in #TheBachelor drama and lost motivation. Folded laundry remains in basket. #tvaddictproblemsA salute from my late grandpa on Memorial Day. Miss you, Pop Pop. #memorialday #veteran #usarmy #sunset http://t.co/mcnO2yhKgR
5/26
2014
Mother's Day card that Nick made at school. Made me giggle and melt all at once. ❤️ #njrd http://t.co/9ZxW6LfiUV
5/9
2014
.@BostonGlobeMag | Perspective: How parents are ruining youth sports http://t.co/qD7dMUDwwv http://t.co/p3eJJGjWvv
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5/4
2014
Food at the Kentucky Derby: Smoked Brisket Mac & Cheese Smasher ($8) http://t.co/zySc58jcrb
Retweeted by MaisyFernandezDraperIn the spirit of the @KentuckyDerby, 4 cocktail recipes that really shake things up http://t.co/fawwhUiRJC
Retweeted by MaisyFernandezDraper"This is the day for anyone involved with horse. The dream is to win the Kentucky Derby, because there's nothing like it."- Billy Turner '77
Retweeted by MaisyFernandezDraperFriday am wake up: Dog chewing loud-ass Nylabone on the pillow next to my head. That Lucy Maureen Draper... good thing she's so cute.
5/2
2014
The rain pouring on my bedroom skylights is keeping me awake. #firstworldproblems
4/30
2014
I cooked dinner without setting off the fire alarm! #winning #hubbyisthecookThis morning's 7 am dance party brought to you by House of Pain. Here's hoping nobody barfs up breakfast. #jumparound
4/28
2014
7am: 2 & 4 year-olds arguing over which #mchammer song to play for morning dance party. Here Comes the Hammer won out.
4/25
2014
Reporting and writing this story for USA Today's HOME magazine made me want to paint every room in my… http://t.co/dXZkQVCemw
4/21
2014
2 yr old daughter randomly *loves* this pic of #GZA. She talks about him, adds him to her bedtime good… http://t.co/aqh9utgHFl
4/6
2014
Nick is totally into different license plates right now, and I still have mine from Kentucky, his… http://t.co/n9fLayQu2Y
2/26
2014
@PattieSimone Thanks so much! It was a fun one to write. Will msg you my email. :)
2/23
2014
At approximately what age do boys stop SCREAMING every single thing they say, even when they are 2 inches from your eardrum?
2/11
2014
Does anyone else watch the luge and think these people are out of their freakin' minds? Brave. #Olympics2014
2/10
2014
My 4 yr old just beatboxed to a @jtimberlake song and my 1 yr old requested "Wock your buddy," also by JT. My job here is done.
1/28
2014
Ew! He's kissing her puke mouth. #bachelorSo romantic, talking about barfing up octopus in your mouth. Gross. #bachelor
1/27
2014
Friday night plans: Drink wine, watch some trashy TV and fold five baskets of clean laundry. #livinontheedgeNick stood on the couch and took this pic of me because my selfies all sucked today. Not bad, little… http://t.co/k5YrtyFJxr
1/24
2014
Sick of rants against @RSherman_25. Ppl saying worse stuff about him than anything he said. Pot, meet kettle.
1/20
2014
Richard Sherman right now http://t.co/sKvmIbxFJo
Retweeted by MaisyFernandezDraperLet's go, Seahawks!!One more outing while Julie was in town. Coffee drinks because ... brrrr! #boston #waterfronthttp://t.co/Eo57A467uf
1/19
2014
The snowflakes falling from the sky are as big as newborn babies, but are falling so fast I can't capture a good photo. #newenglandwinter
1/18
2014
Everytime he asks Charlene to accept a rose, she looks like she heard "Charlene can I punch you in the face?" #meanmug #bachelor
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1/13
2014
Each time two small children wake up by 5:45 on a Saturday, it takes 7 minutes off a parent's life. #momproblems #bucketsofcoffee
1/11
2014
Being sick meant I had time to read this week -- a novel by a brilliant author I wrote a profile on… http://t.co/vAmsaUrRm2Superman apparently has two weaknesses: kryptonite and four-year-old boys. Man of steel, my ass. http://t.co/PcXuM0LVym
1/9
2014
Funny sticker in front of me. (Sadly, I will probably look like this by the time this dude gets his… http://t.co/yB4L01KD2IWaiting in the pharmacy drive through isn't nearly as rewarding as waiting in the Starbucks one. Nothing fun, just a refill.
1/8
2014
Luden's throat drops are really just candy in disguise.
1/7
2014
@CharlieToft I hope you will be recapping The Bachelor. I am already looking forward to reading. Happy new year!Mind = Blown http://t.co/iBPqFVXVUZ
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1/6
2014
Love/hate relationship with all the baking projects me and my son did during frigid NE weather. #muffins #cookies #muffintop #sigh
1/5
2014
#photochallenge #day4 #weather #minussevendegrees #effthistemp #newenglandwinter http://t.co/XW2nMSnsWw
1/4
2014
#photochallenge #day3 #breakfast #dopeassscrambleyall http://t.co/wfQGfIx8nP
1/3
2014
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