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Freelance journalist/WAHM. Queen Bee of The Wild Rumpus blog. TV addict. Hip-hop head. Shoe enthusiast. Animal lover. Coffeeholic. Twit. Alias: Mommy. #binders

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This is how it feels to try and quit #coffee cold turkey. Biggest,… https://t.co/TA1EtnuD4d
7/27
2015
If anyone wonders how long it takes to get to the NH outlet mall from my house, play "All Star" by Smashmouth 11.5x in a row. #parentingIf my kids learn to love camping, it won't be because of me http://t.co/XnXRBm00Xt #sundayblogshareIf my kids learn to love camping, it won't be because of me http://t.co/u3DaRZkW8f http://t.co/ymHGw9txAv
7/26
2015
@GhostfaceKillah @Raekwon last night in #Boston. #WuTang #OB4CLtour #classics #hiphop http://t.co/15W5hStS0l
7/18
2015
A glass of seltzer water, or a bottle of wine? The next 30 minutes will decide. #parenting #witchinghour
7/14
2015
The beach is my happy place. But damn, the water is cold in Maine. #summerfun #nokidshttps://t.co/CbU8azrQiy
7/12
2015
My Daughter's New Favorite Song http://t.co/UO82Z0diBo http://t.co/44IyG2T6JY
7/10
2015
Today, we celebrate our ten year anniversary. Hooray! http://t.co/fBd9CtMdW8
7/9
2015
Breakfast at the Funny Farm http://t.co/Sw2kQX37LM http://t.co/VphRofyRXd#tbt One of my very favorite pictures of my mom and I. #momsanddaughters #70sbaby https://t.co/h3wTsVnPew
7/2
2015
Did you know the Yankee Doodle song has an alternate version? Happy Independence Day Week! http://t.co/kj6hUN5l2S http://t.co/sjot5VMJez
6/30
2015
I just bought cashews. The packaging warned me it may contain tree nuts."Mom, these nectarines all have huge butts. HAHAHAHA!!" This is why food shopping with kids takes two… https://t.co/bWC06heJqJ
6/26
2015
Thanks for Letting Me Call You Stinky http://t.co/ONLJNu4Rau http://t.co/Ddc8QsoD79
6/21
2015
The End is Just the Beginning… http://t.co/RErh2OgCZ9 http://t.co/cNPM6Zusnz
6/20
2015
3 yr old: Mom, why do you always make coffee? Me: Because kids.
6/16
2015
#tbt Since visiting my mom's, I have no shortage of old pics of myself. #onlychild #1970s #toddler https://t.co/NIhtCj9BGi
6/11
2015
I rarely do #TBT, but since I'm visiting mom's house, there are so many old pics around. So here's… https://t.co/fI9fv9E5YW
6/4
2015
@shakieranthem Yes! Some retained the smell stronger than others, but they all still smell. Amazing!Original Strawberry Shortcake dolls from my childhood, extracted from mom's storage trunk in basement… https://t.co/fUNSkDb6fN
6/3
2015
Please retweet. Prayers out for these two girls. RT @BillericaPD: Missing Juveniles http://t.co/9pLLh8xHun
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5/26
2015
Wooden letters from Michael's plus washi tape = a fun project for the kids' rooms. They are still… https://t.co/ppgi7rTCDs
5/25
2015
So, this book exists. Read "Never Put on Random, Dirty Undies You Find in Someone Else's Backpack." http://t.co/grN2hf7SYk via @Maisy_F
Retweeted by Maisy FernandezNever Put on a Random Pair of Dirty Undies You Find in Someone Else's Backpack. http://t.co/gGxizQCbkn http://t.co/lSeJNW0Afq
5/22
2015
Kidless for a few hours so I get to hear my own tunes! Inspectah Deck delivers some of the dopest… https://t.co/YYWlOYnZPL
5/21
2015
Are You There, God? It's Me, Superhero. http://t.co/Ub22N3ECtT
5/17
2015
Is there such thing as a snowblower, but for pollen? Because I need one for my car and the inside of my nose and lungs.
5/12
2015
From my 5yo. I'm so glad he sees me this way -- especially that he thinks I only weigh 20 more pounds than him. ❤️ http://t.co/W55aNZY8wg
5/10
2015
In MA, I'm watching kids run instead of horses. But after this mint julep, they may look more like horses. #KyDerby #afternoondrinkingKentucky, we are there in spirit. Happy Derby Day! #mintjuleps #bourbonyall #afternoondrinkinghttps://t.co/nyGf8ybTtq
5/2
2015
Last day of spring break. Sanity is on the line. Hold me. https://t.co/IAhCm3LE3N
4/26
2015
I see that #GreysAnatomy is trending, and all I can think is, "that show is still on?"2006: Back when Lucy could see, and Miles ran shit in the Draper house. Miss you, Miles. You were the… https://t.co/8HjHV3oNUxSpring break. Mommy's little helper. #parenting http://t.co/h4zZ5VLZ5u
4/23
2015
Purple Hair, Don’t Care http://t.co/C4N2VhJFgl@ChewingCrayons It does feel great. I feel refreshed, although now struggling to find time to work it back in. #momproblems@ChewingCrayons thank you! I think it's my new color for a while. It's been a fun change!Each morning of spring break, I increase my coffee intake by one gallon.
4/21
2015
A great gift from a friend who knows me well. "Coffee keeps me going until it's acceptable to drink… https://t.co/yzvoQmGLrt
4/20
2015
3yo: Butt! Me: Hm, can you think of a nicer word to say? 3yo: Penis! Me: Nevermind.
4/19
2015
The week in Shakespeare insults. #Shakespeare #barbs #hatersgonnahate https://t.co/JeLI9Thm0vSuper Princess Girl, saving the world while we walked the dog. #girlpower #girlsrule #superheroes http://t.co/ygRbtID2Lc
4/18
2015
3yo: "Stop looking at me!" Aaaand, another milestone in parenting has been reached.OMG, is that the SUN?! http://t.co/lq7e8mkl5C
4/16
2015
Another day, another hole in the knee of a 5yo boy's pants. Pants shopping and Bandaids are my life.
4/14
2015
@TomAngel1 thanks for sharing!
4/13
2015
Question on Family Feud: Name a color underwear men buy to hide dirt and stains. No lie, people.Few things give me the heebie jeebies as much as touching raw meat of any kind. *shudder*My Shakespeare insult calendar has been on a roll this week. The weekend's entry is especially… https://t.co/gIwXA2IFHJ
4/12
2015
Sweetest dog in the whole world after a long walk on a beautiful day. #lucymaureendraperhttps://t.co/0tupVrGEnTWhen time is a factor, a quick pedicure at home is better than no pedicure at all. Nobody wants to see those nasty toes, y'all.First playground outing of 2015 about to happen. Thank you Mother Nature for finally melting New England snow. The caged animals are free!Kids woke me up from a dream in which I was playing soccer against my son's whole gym class. Not sure what it means, but seems appropriate.
4/11
2015
Repeat to self times ten million: "Do not read comments on news stories. Do not read comments on news stories." #somanyassholesLast week, I cut back a bit on social media. I want to get back to blogging, but otherwise, it's kinda nice out here in the real world.@RealMomNikkiG hahaha! Definitely dodged a bullet there.
4/9
2015
Power is out. Kids scared and in bed with me but not sleeping. 3yo said my butt takes up too much space. So, pretty great night so far.Two children and 15 jelly beans. Odd number. Guess I should just eat them all.@incredulousmom thanks for the share! :)Because sometimes, your kid yells "Sh*t!" at the library. #parenthood http://t.co/oNOMwXk6Ql via @Maisy_F
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4/8
2015
@RealMomNikkiG Yesss! That gives me hope -- mine are 5 and 3. Thank you! :)Is there a magical childhood age where all of the sudden dinner doesn't take an hour and six reheatings to complete? Please say yes.@ramblinma yes! In December, my 5yo informed me around 5 pm I'd had a glitter reindeer sticker on my butt since we left that morning.
4/7
2015
@agent_mj Me too! It's been a decade or two. When/if he comes my way this tour, I will be posting the exact same tweets. :)@agent_mj His live shows are incredible. You'll be in heaven.
4/6
2015
This Sunday morning brought to you by coffee and Easter candy.@yadadarcyyada @suzie81blog One of my top three movies ever. Love!EXCUSE ME, I BELIEVE YOU HAVE MY STAPLER... http://t.co/xAK8vRJMov via @yadadarcyyada #SundayBlogShare @suzie81blog #JenniferAniston
Retweeted by Maisy FernandezWE'RE STILL TRENDING! #SundayBlogShare - The Biggest Twitter Party Of The Weekend! http://t.co/oFNK6KH9Ft via @suzie81blog
Retweeted by Maisy FernandezI Advise You That Candy Has No Religious Affiliation http://t.co/FrJ5dNYs0k via @Austin_Hodgens #SundayBlogShare @TheBlogGuideRT #Easter
Retweeted by Maisy Fernandez@KnottyMarie thanks for the RT! :)It Was a Good Day: The Parent Version http://t.co/P8lZ2fYbyM via @Maisy_F #SundayBlogShare #parentingWant to participate in #SundayBlogShare? - Check out the rules first... http://t.co/oFNK6KH9Ft via @suzie81blog
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4/5
2015
Hands down, my favorite Easter candy. What's yours? http://t.co/1rDybVYMvHLongest day ever still has 3.5 hours before bedtime. I really want to drink wine, but I think I'm too tired. How sad is that?
4/4
2015
Easter egg coloring done. As expected, it held kids' attention for 10 minutes and I finished them alone. Aka: Christmas cookies, part 2.
4/3
2015
@mamalisa4g thanks for sharing links! :) Have a great night!http://t.co/bYg0DQuJ6C via @Maisy_F #blogging #favoritejeans #itsSoHardToSayGoodbye #fashion #writing #journal #article #clothing #soulmate
Retweeted by Maisy FernandezIt Was a Good Day: The Parent Version http://t.co/4pJj55xP8p via @Maisy_F
Retweeted by Maisy FernandezLosing a Soulmate is Never Easy http://t.co/tsbbYu7Xu03yo just woke up crying and screaming from nightmare. When I walked in, she sobbed, "Daddy turned off Bubble Guppies!" #preschoolprobs
3/31
2015
Mom is visiting from across the country, so I'm off the grid for a bit. Love y'all on social media, but I love my momma more. ❤️
3/29
2015
A riveting game of hide and seek at 6:30 am. I may or may not have pretended I couldn't find them while I drank a cup of coffee.
3/25
2015
It Was a Big Year -- Happy Birthday, Sweet Pea! http://t.co/87waEQMv53
3/23
2015
"A handsome man, bringing me greasy Chinese food? Mmm, that's what I want." #lifetimequotes"Stalked by My Neighbor" on Lifetime right now. That is all. #saturdaynight2yo's first night in toddler bed. I should probably be drinking Red Bull instead because tiny footsteps upstairs. http://t.co/EYC7RS7LHGSpring in New England has arrived. :/ https://t.co/ftDrjCji5x
3/21
2015
Both of my kids ate all of their dinner without complaining. If you'll excuse me, I'm off to buy a lottery ticket now.What's your root-file song, the one that plays when nothing else is going on in your head? http://t.co/xYXecl1VRN
Retweeted by Maisy Fernandez@MariaMelee What a treat! Enjoy.Life is a Slam Dunk http://t.co/bUK75cObIB #basketball #kindergarten #marchmadness
3/19
2015
Life is a Slam Dunk #basketball #kindergarten #boys http://t.co/bUK75cwAk1@Maisy_F Thanks for sharing this, Maisy, hope you can make it to the #BlogParty :)
Retweeted by Maisy Fernandez@yadadarcyyada Happy to -- I love a party. I'm coming, but will be fashionably late. Gotta get these kids down for naps. :)Come to the #BlogParty and share your #blog info!!! March Madness Spring Fling Blog Party http://t.co/5FphCc4aAE via @yadadarcyyada
Retweeted by Maisy FernandezNew product idea: Caffeine patch. Apply to get enough energy to make a cup of coffee.
3/18
2015
Wind storm = 32 lb. dog sitting on my lap (and laptop). If only she had gas, too. That would be awesome Oh, wait...Blocked http://t.co/b8plRv5lUW
3/17
2015
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