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Matthew Inman @Oatmeal Seattle, Washington

I make comics.

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@dannysullivan yeah, booth 1021@dannysullivan oh hi Danny.All set up at #SDCC. I'm in booth 1021. http://t.co/fIrYq4emKbHoly crap you guys I'm posting from an airplane! #exciting http://t.co/NeJWT1RLHK
7/23
2014
Who's headed to #SDCC? Ill be at booth #1021.
7/22
2014
Bonus panel to today’s comic here: http://t.co/J2mjCRs1c9There are only two moments in a father's life when it is acceptable to cry in front of his son http://t.co/dK5hOzbDrK@ShaneCulleton https://t.co/yH2GMdDudn@ShaneCulleton http://t.co/z6At66oDiUHeads up: only 24 hours left to order a @BeatTheBlerch virtual race kit http://t.co/jPSCviKYzO http://t.co/H8guywRwlHHow to perfectly load a dishwasher http://t.co/QzKJ1XzlAO (bonus panel button at the bottom)How to perfectly load a dishwasher. http://t.co/8puvvfhoWr
7/21
2014
@RagnarRelay heck yes. Team 395 will be on the lookout for some cakey litter.Just finished painting our van for @RagnarRelay http://t.co/z8B2NKRqWG
7/18
2014
I'm running the NW passage @RagnarRelay tomorrow. Our team is "we got the runs" and we'll be wearing Blerch shirts. Say hi if you see us.
7/17
2014
Virtual race kits are now available (but only for the next 7 days). Details here: http://t.co/DRZtm0Fcy2 http://t.co/BthpQBSDNi
Retweeted by Matthew InmanUpdate for @BeatTheBlerch! We've added virtual race kits. Details here: http://t.co/yyAMnebHa2
7/15
2014
The pros and cons of making a pros and cons list http://t.co/5LKZX8u4Ig
7/12
2014
5k/10k training run happening at Green Lake tomorrow in Seattle. All are welcome: https://t.co/DBZQ3kscCY
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7/11
2014
Happy birthday to Tesla, version 1.0. http://t.co/3Aw9zp28bL
Retweeted by Matthew Inman@idloco http://t.co/qRViX5M6fb.@TeslaMotors <3 http://t.co/DUhOq2lqKV.@elonmusk Happy Nikola Tesla Day, Elon. And thank you so very much.$1 million from Elon Musk! And a supercharging station! Thank you, Mr. Musk!!!
Retweeted by Matthew InmanElon Musk Donates $1 Million to New Tesla Museum - For his 158th birthday, Nikola Tesla got a day named in... http://t.co/EshqFIWfgJ
Retweeted by Matthew InmanSo, I had a call with Elon Musk earlier this week… http://t.co/5ucddA0G0f http://t.co/T3kGRlzsOZ
7/10
2014
New comic: Get away from her you B**CH! http://t.co/BBgPml3dDX http://t.co/5jCfn6W8jiUpdate:I had a call with Elon Musk this week and I've got some exciting news. Tomorrow is Tesla's 158th birthday,so I'll save it until then
7/9
2014
Every campfire, ever. http://t.co/7sVoqXeLsyI'm gonna open up a retail store http://t.co/cQWQYgAdtJ
7/7
2014
Thanks, Internet. http://t.co/QsL6oQPMf1How will you be celebrating Nikola Tesla Day, July 10?
Retweeted by Matthew Inman@jackconte Cartoonists suffer the same fate. P.S. I love your music so please remain in that dark, quiet room for many, many years.
7/6
2014
Mantis shrimp wear tinted shades to see UV light http://t.co/PvoQnISy49 via the @latimes
7/5
2014
@AndyTheG http://t.co/BPW6wkWivZHappy 4th http://t.co/0vNz9H3xTb(On a serious note, be sure to check on your pets today.Animal shelters see huge spikes in the number of runaways dogs & cats on the 4th)#HappyScareTheCrapOutOfYourDogDay http://t.co/i4Rl8TCI4QI've given it some serious thought http://t.co/eLZub9jeMxHappy scare-the-crap-out-of-your-dog day
7/4
2014
.@woodlandparkzoo I heard you guys banned gambling at the zoo… TOO MANY CHEETAHS.Now available for pre-order: Red Velvet Mite plush toys! Sperm bubble included! http://t.co/sjxETHj59S http://t.co/22xg2hmTWdHow your body responds to exercise (bonus panel at the bottom) http://t.co/JZ5vPKfXyNHow your body responds to exercise over time http://t.co/ZckEkcbiibComic: How commercial airplanes SHOULD be laid out http://t.co/IgKtTS871C
7/3
2014
If you guys want to see lots of selfies and photos of my pets with an X-Pro II filter please follow me on Instagram http://t.co/F3PfQeltqlNew comic: Sweetie, no one likes selfies http://t.co/Tvph05Ff6s http://t.co/GNdoOChNJa@beatricebiology You're welcome! I saw this and felt like we had some kind of rotten fruit bond, so I followed. http://t.co/cBdyrn9Uw8
7/2
2014
#nofilter http://t.co/RAkcIGCAXAAll are free to join a Blerch training run this Sunday at 12:45pm at Green Lake. https://t.co/CJWKgfn5ZL http://t.co/kveY73ISns
Retweeted by Matthew InmanNew comic. My relationship with fruit http://t.co/RgzMAyazbS http://t.co/XP2l3HgBJ3This is so perfect. RT @SarahDoesPhSex: Love ya @Oatmeal but this made me LOL, though not in the good way. :P http://t.co/dQFhlEE9znRelevant: Why I don’t cook at home http://t.co/UiVg7KXSaU #PekingeseBison@artcarden this one, too: http://t.co/UiVg7KXSaU (technically my cooking comic predated Mr. Munroe’s, though :)How to fruit http://t.co/dtW1eHiIH1
7/1
2014
Every time a beautiful woman cuts her hair short http://t.co/0H2cfen4mXBe sure to check out the bonus panels on today’s comic by clicking the itty bitty “bonus” button at the bottom. http://t.co/qAiCfHa0vaNew comic: How to cuddle like you mean it http://t.co/qAiCfHa0va http://t.co/9KYGwBIXiLFACT: Honeybees are nature's little caffeine addicts http://t.co/oRGZLKrm5b via @ilovecoffeejp
6/30
2014
.@cher on Twitter http://t.co/eeNAbsudC6Oh look, I have another new favorite thing from @oatmeal! http://t.co/T9RG8JFaVg
Retweeted by Matthew InmanI added a bonus panel at the bottom of the comic here: http://t.co/lBMusbhRvki swear to god this is what they must be doing http://t.co/R0748w7C3A
6/29
2014
@topher_d @UberFacts No I didn't. http://t.co/UaPU1NBSwq#tbt That time I sat in a pile of money and delivered a nice message to someone special. http://t.co/MuQwwnGLPY@DrewFromTV sounds great! Next time you're in town let me know and I'll bring cookies and beer and unbridled enthusiasm@DrewFromTV thanks Drew!My Twitter feed at the moment http://t.co/9rIGoSnSAW
6/26
2014
How does an octopus go to war?http://t.co/IdVl36gJo6 (Happy #CephalopodWeek )
6/25
2014
Added some super squishy Blerch stress balls to the shop today. http://t.co/QOl2gog8Sv http://t.co/7nYOVT8rwWMy analysis of a sneeze VS a toot http://t.co/LN1wm0xuqI
6/24
2014
You guys I’m currently watching Dances with Wolves and finding Costner to be very #manspiring in this film http://t.co/y91HaNOZDkIf you are into #GameOfThrones, be sure to take this quiz. It’s the most accurate #GOT quiz on the internet http://t.co/MPYhm8pt0SThe evolution of Hugh Jackman’s upper body http://t.co/tKPmpsr8CW (Bonus panel at bottom)Went and saw the new X-Men movie. Here’s my initial thoughts. http://t.co/IcirXfxc1b
6/23
2014
@komonews http://t.co/M1OevlQZG7
6/22
2014
@Oatmeal http://t.co/zwDqSPbOFi
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6/21
2014
Currently watching a @SpaceX rocket launch live here: http://t.co/NVSca8JF4N #BringBackSomeXenomorphs #HugMyFace
6/20
2014
Why I hate cobwebs http://t.co/9fUZffmegN (bonus panel added) http://t.co/uL68C2H5IfQUIZ: Which Game of Thrones Character are you? http://t.co/MPYhm8pt0S
6/19
2014
Dear @Redskins, I’m totally cool with you changing your name to "The Piggers.” http://t.co/MzTOPWLxmBA marathon defined. Read the rest of the comic here: http://t.co/ggFbtVmKT5 http://t.co/ffhE1CZgis
6/18
2014
A thought for today http://t.co/MBBdNmQlvY@DeanKarnazes Which is awesome considering that “Ultramarathon Man” is the book that inspired me to take up long distance running..@DeanKarnazes We're facing each other in the latest issue of @runnersworld! http://t.co/VNmJxmveUuCOMIC: The @Oatmeal's dos and do not's of running your first marathon: http://t.co/rDfTSjxZO8 http://t.co/YOBuEFLbTo
Retweeted by Matthew InmanNew Comic: The DOs and DO NOTs of running your first marathon http://t.co/ggFbtVmKT5 http://t.co/g7okR9PdaO
6/17
2014
What you see in the mirror: (the full version has a bonus panel) http://t.co/ceg7UhmmseWhat you see in the mirror http://t.co/whFOydo6LU
6/16
2014
Reminder to #DenverComicCon I'm giving a talk in the main events room at 11am, then I'll signing & drawing at booth 118 from noon to 5:30
6/14
2014
For a non-sports person, this is what it’s like to be on the internet right now http://t.co/D9D2eaALCL@kevinpollak Thanks Kevin!I'll be at #DenverComicCon on Saturday, and I'm having a dino-themed after party that evening (open to the public) http://t.co/IWhwjVuL8p
6/13
2014
You guys I want to formally apologize for some of my balls being misshapen in that last comic.For a non-sports person, this is sorta what it’s like to be on the internet today http://t.co/zjCy5NGDJWBonus panel to today’s comic: http://t.co/wmrbso68uLI made a little pie chart about why dieting is hard http://t.co/xCTwjKmatD@elonmusk - first you help @Oatmeal fund a tesla museum and now this - awesome is an understatement http://t.co/t4dIef1pgm
Retweeted by Matthew InmanI did an interview with @RunCompetitor about eating, running, and all things Blerch http://t.co/QH28x7VBbo Thanks @DanEngland
6/12
2014
Sometimes it's fun to go through my old notebooks and find things I've written down. #beliebers http://t.co/opQ9Vhj2Up
6/11
2014
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