“And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.” - Friedrich Nietzsche
Do you ever see somebody that's so good looking you just wanna punch them in the face just to take them down a notch?
Bad Spidy Bad! Spider-Man performer steals $6,000 on Hollywood Boulevard http://t.co/rwMcGh5hEe
@oliviamunn OMG omg I got it ok so leave a dead hooker in his hotel room... man the look on his face...Nice day, I went outside got chased by bees now I am back inside. Bees are mean :(
@oliviamunn Seems like you've been doing that a lot lately :/
@oliviamunn Theirs your problem! Dicks are not supposed to print things silly! They fuck things. :D
@oliviamunn Cuz In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point. ~ Nietzsche@ericach0 hehe Sooo naked, going commando, happy birthday commando Cho #SoNaked@ericach0 OMG your sooo NAKED! NAKED ASIAN GIRL! Nude! in the buff...birthday suit...happy birthday naked girl
@feliciaday pix or it didn't happen :P hehehehehe >:)
@elizadushku I hear the best way to stop chewing nicorette gum is to start smoking :D
"below the surface I believe there is a place of love and wonder where all we are and dare to be is fearlessly discovered" -Rishloo
"A good deed's like pissing yourself in dark pants; warm feeling, but nobody notices." - Jacob Taylor
Just got crushed in a poker tourney, no big prize for me :(
This is why it is cool to live in Seattle http://t.co/mSKWPieVzC
When a girl says, "Don't worry about it," you'd better fucking worry about it.@feliciaday You can always try crack :D
For me to procrastinate anymore right now, I'd have to invent time travel.
@oliviamunn I always thought you were all OCD about cleaning.. you must be busssy ..or you have gremlins 0-oWe know what you are good at (being awesome), but what do you absolutely suck at? @oliviamunn #AskOlivia @KristaSmithWhat is the hardest part of working in the entertainment industry? #AskOlivia @KristaSmith @oliviamunn@sammyreynolds yeah that tends to happen everyone who rides a bike lays it down at one point. I'm glad shes ok though :P@sammyreynolds what happened? I never heard about it@oliviamunn @KristaSmith #AskOlivia Do you still ride your motorcycle? If so where have you gone on it?@ericach0 Not just sexy it's Mark twain sexy 0-o
@FedorasBox Hey are you gonna add the new Salem set with her in the tattoo shop? She said she had a few post op sets not yet released.
@oliviamunn I not having a good nor am I having a bad day... do I still get a high-5?
@superbananaca cock tastes way different than chicken. I eat cock all the time cuz it's beefy and packed with flavor... 0-o
@ericach0 Na I'm fine I have a good immune system i only get sick for a day or 2 then I'm good. Gratz on the booking! sorry u got Ninja'd :(
I want to make my own brand of condoms that have holes in the tips for girls who want babies and guys who want to last longer #BigIdeas@oliviamunn You put the OM in OMFG without u we would just be the FGers thank u for making our acronym mean something!Had to pry open my car with a drum stick this morning. Damn you sub zero for freezing my car.
@oliviamunn GOODNIGHT OLIVIA THANKS FOR BEING SO FUNNY! #WorstAwardThiefEver! :P@oliviamunn we ALL know u went 2 CostaRica stayed indoors the whole time, got a spray tan & tried 2 pawn it off as real. #TanConspiracy :P@oliviamunn we all know u went 2 CostaRica stayed indoors the whole time, got a spray tan & tried 2 pawn it off as real. ur tricky :P
@DoubleSixx I tried inventing a special Steel high-5ing glove but tragically that failed when I tried to high-5 a 6y/o who was not wearing 1@DoubleSixx I'm just 1 man, 1 man trying to make the world a safer place for High-5ers...we all got to do our part... :P@DoubleSixx Yeah people need to be more aware of the dangers of high-5ing under ceiling fans :( #CeilingFanPSA?@oliviamunn @DoubleSixx I'll High-4 you, sadly I lost my 5th digit in a tragic High-5ing mishap
@FedorasBox Awesome! can't wait to check out the new content, especially the new Salem sets! :P
I want to get a tattoo on my dick of Bruce Banner that turns into The Hulk when I get hard. The tech is just not there yet :(This dick hole was driving practically on my bumper this morning, so I threw a red turtle shell at his car.
@ericach0 sweet! GJ!
@FedorasBox so when is the relaunch?
@Sethrogen Who's the creeper on the right? lol