![]() | “And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.” - Friedrich Nietzsche |
Do you ever see somebody that's so good looking you just wanna punch them in the face just to take them down a notch?
@oliviamunn @DoubleSixx Now that you point it out I noticed when I did not b4. You should have said nothing >< :P #oopsy
Bad Spidy Bad! Spider-Man performer steals $6,000 on Hollywood Boulevard
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@oliviamunn OMG omg I got it ok so leave a dead hooker in his hotel room... man the look on his face...Nice day, I went outside got chased by bees now I am back inside. Bees are mean :(
@oliviamunn Seems like you've been doing that a lot lately :/
A group of female prostitues in Nairobi have become resistant to AIDS! Details --> http://t.co/QB170dlZEn
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@oliviamunn Theirs your problem! Dicks are not supposed to print things silly! They fuck things. :D
@_Gerrad @oliviamunn Messing with the Munn will get you bad JUJU
@oliviamunn Cuz In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point. ~ Nietzsche@ericach0 hehe Sooo naked, going commando, happy birthday commando Cho #SoNaked@ericach0 OMG your sooo NAKED! NAKED ASIAN GIRL! Nude! in the buff...birthday suit...happy birthday naked girl
@feliciaday pix or it didn't happen :P hehehehehe >:)
@elizadushku I hear the best way to stop chewing nicorette gum is to start smoking :D
Fruit roll ups are the toilet paper of candy.Chiquita bananas are a menace to South America. The 5 Shadiest Crimes Ever Pulled Off by Famous Corporations - http://t.co/JtH27iHulB
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In case you need some more specific complaints. 18 Things Presidents Are Really Spending Our Tax Money On - http://t.co/NzxOnngqjN
Retweeted by JaysonTeller@oliviamunn http://t.co/R4fzoH0jB0 someone needs to make movies about this get Matt Demon on it #BananasAreEvil
Retweeted by JaysonTeller@oliviamunn http://t.co/R4fzoH0jB0 someone needs to make movies about this get Matt Demon on it #BananasAreEvil
Scrutiny over things that shouldn't matter. Good news is you eventually learn to laugh it off or just stay inside. @Sajon360 #AskOlivia
Retweeted by JaysonTeller@ericach0 @kris561 @Jorge_Z OoOo that's me I asked that! & she responded God never responds but @oliviamunn does wich makes her better IMO
Retweeted by JaysonTeller@ericach0 @kris561 @Jorge_Z OoOo that's me I asked that! & she responded God never responds but @oliviamunn does wich makes her better IMO
"below the surface I believe there is a place of love and wonder where all we are and dare to be is fearlessly discovered" -Rishloo
"A good deed's like pissing yourself in dark pants; warm feeling, but nobody notices." - Jacob Taylor
To #OMFG... Olivia Munn Says hi! http://t.co/jj4P1KtZ2t
Retweeted by JaysonTellerEveryone should see this http://t.co/obPQHVd1cg
Retweeted by JaysonTellerEveryone should see this http://t.co/obPQHVd1cg
Just got crushed in a poker tourney, no big prize for me :(
This is why it is cool to live in Seattle http://t.co/mSKWPieVzC
Argo was a movie about making another movie and silver linings states u can cure ppl w/ bi-polar Disorder with dance #Handonface #Oscars@Sethrogen is hosting the oscars? i'm glad they got him and not that ass from family guy. >:)
When a girl says, "Don't worry about it," you'd better fucking worry about it.@feliciaday You can always try crack :D
For me to procrastinate anymore right now, I'd have to invent time travel.
@awalker2334 @oliviamunn @KristaSmith @tconn2 @Jorge_Z @Kris561_ @_Gerrad She answered my Questions? omfg i totally missed it! 0-o
@oliviamunn I always thought you were all OCD about cleaning.. you must be busssy ..or you have gremlins 0-oWe know what you are good at (being awesome), but what do you absolutely suck at? @oliviamunn #AskOlivia @KristaSmithWhat is the hardest part of working in the entertainment industry? #AskOlivia @KristaSmith @oliviamunn@sammyreynolds yeah that tends to happen everyone who rides a bike lays it down at one point. I'm glad shes ok though :P@sammyreynolds what happened? I never heard about it@oliviamunn @KristaSmith #AskOlivia Do you still ride your motorcycle? If so where have you gone on it?@ericach0 Not just sexy it's Mark twain sexy 0-o
@FedorasBox Hey are you gonna add the new Salem set with her in the tattoo shop? She said she had a few post op sets not yet released.
5 Bizarre Ways Online Gaming Is Affecting the Real World: http://t.co/MqeiJYmL
Retweeted by JaysonTellerLadies: Today if u get dinner and a movie your special tomorrow if you get dinner and a movie.. you're the other woman
Retweeted by JaysonTellerLadies: Today if u get dinner and a movie your special tomorrow if you get dinner and a movie.. you're the other woman
@oliviamunn I not having a good nor am I having a bad day... do I still get a high-5?
cool http://t.co/lrmN9ikH!@Kris561_ That's what I thoughtOmg didn't have net for 2 weeks! Is @oliviamunn still being awesome? I think so :D
@superbananaca cock tastes way different than chicken. I eat cock all the time cuz it's beefy and packed with flavor... 0-o
@ericach0 Na I'm fine I have a good immune system i only get sick for a day or 2 then I'm good. Gratz on the booking! sorry u got Ninja'd :(
Richard Nixon's list of ENEMIES included Bill Cosby and the Otis elevator company! Who else was in it? ---> http://t.co/jXRG1BLK
Retweeted by JaysonTellerWe need this! http://t.co/GmKRGw1D @oliviamunn @Jorge_Z
Retweeted by JaysonTellerWe need this! http://t.co/GmKRGw1D @oliviamunn @Jorge_Z
@oliviamunn Ever try to stop a sneeze and u end up sneezing anyways & also fart as well? I hate when that happens.. #Snartting@DoubleSixx Next time, next time@oliviamunn @DoubleSixx Worst High-5 EVER! http://t.co/fb7SvV4x
@Kris561_ dude that's any wal-martSo many flu tweets, wonder what Twitter would be in the Middle Ages. "These buboes are SO big I can't fit in my jerkin!" #blackplaguefunnies
Retweeted by JaysonTeller@ericach0 I feel ya, been hella sick myself. Don't forget to watch zero dark 30 it was good
Retweeted by JaysonTeller@ericach0 I feel ya, been hella sick myself. Don't forget to watch zero dark 30 it was good
I want to make my own brand of condoms that have holes in the tips for girls who want babies and guys who want to last longer #BigIdeas@oliviamunn You put the OM in OMFG without u we would just be the FGers thank u for making our acronym mean something!Had to pry open my car with a drum stick this morning. Damn you sub zero for freezing my car.
@oliviamunn GOODNIGHT OLIVIA THANKS FOR BEING SO FUNNY! #WorstAwardThiefEver! :P@oliviamunn we ALL know u went 2 CostaRica stayed indoors the whole time, got a spray tan & tried 2 pawn it off as real. #TanConspiracy :P@oliviamunn we all know u went 2 CostaRica stayed indoors the whole time, got a spray tan & tried 2 pawn it off as real. ur tricky :P
@oliviamunn I like you Olivia! no matter how many awards you try to steal :P@JCofNYC_ @oliviamunn Not chopsticks...I think Award stealing calls for a refrigerator-ing... tisk tisk Munn :P
@DoubleSixx I tried inventing a special Steel high-5ing glove but tragically that failed when I tried to high-5 a 6y/o who was not wearing 1@DoubleSixx I'm just 1 man, 1 man trying to make the world a safer place for High-5ers...we all got to do our part... :P@DoubleSixx Yeah people need to be more aware of the dangers of high-5ing under ceiling fans :( #CeilingFanPSA?@oliviamunn @DoubleSixx I'll High-4 you, sadly I lost my 5th digit in a tragic High-5ing mishap
@FedorasBox Awesome! can't wait to check out the new content, especially the new Salem sets! :P
@oliviamunn Dat ass... is walking into the sunset@EllenPage Not true i am an insomniac and im 6"3... unless im supposed to be 8'4
I want to get a tattoo on my dick of Bruce Banner that turns into The Hulk when I get hard. The tech is just not there yet :(This dick hole was driving practically on my bumper this morning, so I threw a red turtle shell at his car.
@ericach0 AHHHH in my nightmares! Burn it! u must burn it@awalker2334 I feel u man, anyone who works retail during Christmas deserves a metal lol I worked 12 hour shifts all week. Now i get to rest
@ericach0 Dude that's cool i should write some thingsFemale gamers have 34% more sex than female non-gamers.
Retweeted by JaysonTeller@oliviamunn Think of all the people who actually died today Olivia, for them the Mayans were right.. #Perspective
Retweeted by JaysonTeller@oliviamunn Think of all the people who actually died today Olivia, for them the Mayans were right.. #Perspective
@ericach0 Gratz! sorry your feet feel like they are going to splode but gratz on the gig! #errydayImHustlinerrydayImHustlin
@ericach0 sweet! GJ!
7 Species That Get High More Than We Do http://t.co/ALRRAGvE@oliviamunn @Jorge_Z @DoubleSixx Drunk Elephants! http://t.co/SxDOTEXj!
@FedorasBox so when is the relaunch?
@oliviamunn Have you ever grown anything.. in the garden of your mind? #PBSremix #MrRogersEpicSlideFluteSolo http://t.co/LPFSIoHQ
@FedorasBox Awesome!@FedorasBox Is Salem still modeling for you? Id like to see new pics of her, I like her dark hair and eyes she is pretty
@NotetoSelfExp Julia Child Remixed | Keep On Cooking #PBSremixes POTATOES! http://t.co/6EUyw9wB@oliviamunn Have you ever grown anything in the garden of your mind? :D #PBSremix #MrRogersEpicSlideFluteSolo http://t.co/LPFSIoHQ
@Sethrogen Who's the creeper on the right? lol
@oliviamunn Burger king was my first job too! I can still feel the grease behind my ears sometimes... :/ http://t.co/0knaWWgc





