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Getting ready for #MemorialDay Wknd! We've got a chest of snacks & a cooler loaded with drinks! I hope that gets us to our exit off the 405..@Bethenny's talk show premieres this fall. We've had so much fun together getting to this moment. http://t.co/7ITdWQyQtcYou can say that again. RT @IAmSteveHarvey Don't forget to catch me on @TheEllenShow today ! You don't want to miss this !Great news! Heads Up! now has a new category for kids! You asked for it. We did it. Update your app, or buy it here! http://t.co/cRn26sYKIZ

.@Bethenny hadn't seen my present to her in Times Square, so I surprised her on my show. http://t.co/q3jPi8jWfwThese puppies I brought to Spot L.A. need a home. They're so cute. I hope they can stay together. Find out more here. http://t.co/R1gMNQ5WFhI'm so proud of @Bethenny, I want to shout it from the mountaintop! Times Square will have to do. http://t.co/9L0FrBg4n9This girl is incredible. If you know where she is, I want her on my show immediately. http://t.co/Fz9mvf8kk1Los Angeles was just voted the most stressed-out city in America. What does that mean? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?! SOMEBODY TELL ME!!!I'm nominated for a Teen Choice Award! I promise to run a clean campaign w/ no false promises so vote 4 me & I'll raise everyone's allowance

See the outtakes from my mini “Friends” reunion. Little known fact: On “Friends” I played the wacky upstairs neighbor http://t.co/NaX4xLB3FzThis is what I get to do every day. https://t.co/gCoRVjBceVVince Vaughn and Owen Wilson are hilarious. http://t.co/EMdBoLZHU5I asked Jennifer Aniston if she would do a “Friends” reunion. 1 down, 5 to go. http://t.co/Roy6PyXeKE.@KelliePickler won Dancing with the Stars! I'm so proud of her. She's incredible, and she's here on Wednesday!

So, this happened. Don't miss Jennifer Aniston on my show tomorrow! http://t.co/H33maSqjpjJennifer Aniston & I working on tomorrow's show. With the number of pens we have, you can tell it'll… http://t.co/6q0lJJeLepTomorrow, my good friend Jennifer Aniston is co-hosting the show and Portia is the guest! It can't get much better than this.One of the great things about Twitter is we can immediately help people in need. Text REDCROSS to 90999 to donate $10 to OK relief.If you're seeing the photos & videos from Oklahoma, you know they need our help. Text REDCROSS to 90999 to donate $10.

You're not gonna believe who Portia and I just finished shooting with, even when you see it with your own eyes! More info soon.Happy birthday, @Cher! For your birthday, I'll grant you one wish. I hope it's for a gift card to Applebee's.I just want to send my love to anyone who lives in the path of these storms. First Texas, now Oklahoma. You're all in our thoughts.Help these two unbelievably adorable puppies I found stay together and find a family. They're at Spot L.A. http://t.co/c9FfUrw3Q1This one got me. http://t.co/40os3dQbg0

I'll be thinking about all my friends in Vegas at the Billboard Music Awards tonight. I hope you all win. And then you bet it all on black.

This little boy got to see his father over @Skype. It will melt your heart. I love my job. Watch Monday. http://t.co/dGmn5NM8MCSend me the video! ‏RT @oliviamunn Been addicted to playing @TheEllenShow game Heads Up. We laugh nonstop playing it http://t.co/IUUd6RMyePHave you checked into my show on Viggle yet? It's not like you could win $20,000. No big deal. http://t.co/IIvEEU2nXdIt's hard to tear Andy away from his phone. I think I found a solution. https://t.co/Sk3B1iQu82Fitch, please. http://t.co/73Ro9J1BrI

As usual, you were charming & hilarious #RobLoweForVP RT @RobLowe As usual, great time today on Ellen for #BehindTheCandelabra #EllenForPrezHey friends- I have 2 extra tix to the Billboard Awards Sunday. If you can get to Vegas, they could be yours http://t.co/xSxfXAkKuH.@RobinThicke & @Pharrell performed their new song. I love it, even though they didn't cast me in their music video http://t.co/uCHT0VkLyE.@KymDouglas All the beauty tips you've tried on my show? Got news for you- they're working RT Good Times w ELLEN http://t.co/B7NVsWScg9May Day! I gave my audience some amazing prizes today, and I have one of everything for you. Will you win? You may. http://t.co/m7sxxSCqFlTrying out a new toy in rehearsal. https://t.co/CmZc8oM3ueIf any of my 19 million followers wins Powerball this Saturday, I want to remind you that you were always my favorite..@EdSheeran is gonna be here next week and you could be, too. Who wants tickets to see him perform? http://t.co/hTaPdP0M2kEven your filter is sexy. RT @RobinThicke Don't forget to watch me on @TheEllenShow today! http://t.co/7lM8XHytEF

My scene from "After Earth" was cut from the movie. Personally, I blame Will and @OfficialJaden Smith. http://t.co/eRO9pLRZIEThe #SYTYCD all-stars played "Heads Up!" in their dressing room! Finally, their years of training pay off. http://t.co/JhU0gfl2b6The @LAKings are doing so well this season! Way to go! I'm mostly tweeting this for @AndyLassner..@KelliePickler is doing so great on #DWTS. She could win it all! When you're choosing someone to vote for, I hope you'll Pickler.Win a 6-month supply of @Huggies diapers! That's a lot of disposable income. http://t.co/gN24ZfzaXy

Why couldn't the pirate remember the alphabet? He always got lost at "C". #ClassicJokeTuesdayI got Andy. https://t.co/K4pGnwDJKg.@KeithUrban surprised me w/a @Skype #ClassicJokeTuesday, & sang a piece of his new song "Little Bit of Everything"! http://t.co/kGro4Bkg6QYou look surreally good. RT @GluteusMike Just watching Ellen & there I am lol. It will never stop being surreal. http://t.co/hKklS61oYdWay to go, Minnesota! First you invent the stapler and now marriage equality? You really know how to bring things together.Happy birthday @ClayMatthews52. Here's a classic joke just for you. What did Clay Matthews say to his barber? Go long. Happy birthday!

I'm just glad I'm not the mole. RT @kerrywashington "@Lwass007: I love how Ellen went straight to Scandal" Ellen is a true #gladiatorSnuggling with @TheEllenShow ❤ http://t.co/6aL8CRG7hn
Retweeted by Ellen DeGeneresI gotta start selling these in the Ellen Shop. http://t.co/SfMSlIpma4 @ddlovatoThe fact that @KerryWashington doesn't dance more on her show is a #Scandal. http://t.co/qUpJfNOHEZThe "Arrested Development" trailer is here! That Lindsay Bluth Fünke sure looks hilarious. http://t.co/4Kjhviu7Q6I always wanted to know what @DavidBowieReal sounded like from space. http://t.co/bw9qmv8IOI @Cmdr_HadfieldI hope everyone had a wonderful Mother's Day. I know this family did. http://t.co/m6s6IZaRUaHappy birthday, Stevie Wonder! I just tweeted to say I love you.Tequila and Decisions. #TwoThingsThatDontMixWell

That's my pillow! http://t.co/IsLxIR4OfJFind out what @LadyAntebellum is running from in their new music video when it premieres on my website Monday! http://t.co/nhlLiZE7VT

Send me the video! RT @CodyWhitaker @TheEllenShow I really hope the person siting next to me on my flight wants to play Heads Up!Two moms in my audience got a very special surprise! #MilitarySpousesDay http://t.co/n9nHW6fL5bWho needs a 6-month supply of @Huggies diapers? You know what? Don't answer that. Just enter to win it here. http://t.co/gN24ZfzaXyI can't believe @YO_RANDYJACKSON won't be returning to American Idol! Who let The Dawg out? Who? Who? Who? Who?I love it when you talk like that. RT @Shakira Watch today's Mother's Day special on @TheEllenShow to see Shak chatting about being a momMy @YahooShine readers are in for a shiny surprise. Happy Mother's Day! http://t.co/dG6VT4mLkD

Hey, @KerryWashington! Here's the photo proof of how Portia and I spent the entire flight to Australia. #Scandal http://t.co/fwBSgjW5uLYou could win everything I gave away on "What's in the Box?" today, including $10K from @Shutterfly. Seriously. http://t.co/9SCpaC2qfRBuy @TheLaurenGraham's new book "Someday, Someday, Maybe.” It's a great read, it's funny, she's funny, and I love her.Check out the official host of the 2013 Tony Awards, @ActuallyNPH, on my show today! This tweet is for my gays.There's also some guitar-playing. RT @BethBehrs tune in to @TheEllenShow show today...there's definitely dancing and perhaps some singingI just read that @Beyonce bought @Cher's house. That explains a lot. Mostly it explains why Cher is sleeping in our clubhouse.

.@RyanHoward, I love you for this. http://t.co/hnofkpP9XA @PhilliesI finally have kids undies! That didn't sound right. Give your kids my undies! I give up. I'm selling kids underwear. http://t.co/4my6HuqRfvI thought you should be the first to know: I have a boyfriend. And it's serious. http://t.co/RM2Kd4zwyII love how more & more people are becoming aware of the importance of marriage equality. Now they're more than just aware. They're Delaware.

It's Teacher Appreciation Week! Also, Sunday is Mother's Day so, home schoolers -- good news! You only have to buy 1 card.Heads Up! is going global! My app is now available in 80 more countries! Who knew there were that many countries? http://t.co/dipfrTh9LUWhat did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? SUPPLIES! #ClassicJokeTuesdayCheck into my show on Viggle! You can earn points and, what's that? Oh, right. You can win $20,000. No big deal. http://t.co/X51EOMoI0jNow you're just phoning it in. RT @thelaurengraham On @TheEllenShow today, things got a little off the hook. http://t.co/kfueHXWaBpWelcome to Twitter, @TheLaurenGraham! If you're as funny in 140 characters as you are in real life, we're all in for a real treat.It's drizzling in L.A. The streets are glistening with a healthy orange glow as the rain washes the spray tans to the ocean.

Oh Glute, you're such a charmer. RT @GluteusMike Catching up on @TheEllenShow. The Shark Tank skit had me LOLing & wanting those waffles!Firefighters have almost totally contained the fire near my farm. They risked their lives to save so many homes & animals. I'm so grateful.Congratulations, Keira Knightley, on your wedding! May you celebrate your love daily, and Knightley.

Happy Cinco de Mayo! http://t.co/ROeHlAgbZJIt's Cinco de Mayo and @OfficialAdele's birthday! I'm celebrating by playing "21" and taking a shot of tequila for every time I weep.

Thank you firefighters for your amazing work. http://t.co/OhaPoeM1DdA photo of the fire, from my farm. http://t.co/725xDBAcqrI can't believe I have 19 million followers. If we all held hands, it would be really nice.

I'm so grateful to the fire fighters who are working to put out the Spring Hills fire. Thank you!Right next to the Spanish dictionary, where I belong. RT @AlexaLamb The campus bookstore has @TheEllenShow's book. http://t.co/XWXyZOamljNearly 1,000 people have already sent me videos playing our new app, “Heads Up!” These are hilarious. http://t.co/fcSnlxeFfpyer all sugar til someone attaches ya to a bungee cord. RT @EllenPompeo .@nicolerichie my day isn't going to be as fun today w/o you lovely!Michael announces his US tour on #TheEllenShow. Check out the sexiest boy alive baby gift from Ellen! http://t.co/d6APwTxGGc via @youtube
Retweeted by Ellen DeGeneresThey may not be a road, or an island, but Rhode Island is definitely a state that believes in equality! Way to go, Little Rhody!If you're gonna see Iron Man 3 this weekend, here's a little taste of what you're in for. http://t.co/fzmpSyyrSl