Mom: can u stop & get me some paper. Me: college ruled? Mom: no, zigzags. #pothead
sometimes u should drink water to surprise ur liver!
showed your hiccup video on his talk show tonight!
game just to see if @jimmyfallon
puppy race is 1 step closer to being scientifically proven! #puppypower
Funniest moment of the night...I'm telling crowd trees don't need hugs, lone voice among 5000 people, 'I NEED ONE'...nice one... #UncleSi Retweeted by Wendy Manners
I never knew @gin_wigmore
existed until tonight- SHE JAMS!!!!
Praying for the students at Lone Star College in Houston.
ur liver said that joke was lame. But I laughed my Texas ass off!! #teamcountryashell
can u get ur dude @adamlevine
to send my chick @KCrowel
a holler? She was his fan when being his fan wasnt cool! Lmao
doesn't flush toilets, he scares the sh*t out of them!!!
Can't go wrong with Stars & Studs! ❤ http://t.co/Py8NEAbo Retweeted by Wendy Manners
just noticed u are following me! Im so silly, cuz this just made my day! :) Woot! Woot! #richredneck
"the old & the restless" lmmfao!! #RHOM
Reunion has made Ana my favorite housewife of alltime!!
"ur best work was done on ur back" caught me off gaurd, I am still laughing!!!:)
im sad! Gonna miss u sick twisted f*ckers!#compliment
are u still gonba throw a big party!!! #richredneck
you are about to be a rich redneck!! #tatenation
are u ready to be a millionaire? #tatenation
I heard it in the judges house round. I love the way u sang deep on the word "good", reminded me of Pantera. #bringbackmetal
I just seen a Christmas Tree drive by with a Smart Car straped to it!Prayers going out for everyone affected by todays events. #PrayForNewtown
sweet if @shemarmoore
was in a burning building, would u have time fo that?
are u & Jason still having issues with ur success?
scales scare the sh*t out of me! Or maybe its the cleanse pack!! Lo@adamlevine
can u give my friend Kasey C. from TX a shout out? It would make her day!!! She doesnt have a twitter acct. But she loves u!!!
Oh Christmas Tree, oh Christmas Tree, why must u run my light bill up?
is going to be a star, whether he wins x factor or not! But he is definately gonna win! #tatenation
I need u to do me a favor. Please shave ur face for my friend Kasey! She digs u alot more when u r not "scruffy"! :)
in the darkness & silence the only question that remains is "Who farted?"
I am THANKFUL for my family, my friends, laughter, love, kindness, every breath I take, & every smile I put on someones face.
I think "silly" is a silly word!:)
"I heard it through the grape vine". When did grapes start spreading rumors?
thanx to ur AMA performance my 3yr old daughter is bouncing off the walls & trying to dance like u!! #ama
doesnt flush toilets, he scares the sh*t out of them!!!:-) #GAMEDAY
heartburn should start soon if not already:( u can go into labor anytime after 37wks! lower back pain could =labor
u blew the competition out of the water this season!
just seen a commercial for house shoes. Thought of u! U gotta check them out! http://t.co/hwgcGVsd
did u ever give up nicotine or is ur calendar covered in ants? :)
do u have a tape worm? U know ur supposed to rinse pork b4 u cook it! Lmao
why r u getting all "fillasockful" now? Lol get it?
at both places u had to watch ur back side! Lol
I lost 3lbs with the help of My Skinny Girl Daily Pack! P.S. Scales scare the sh*t out of me- or maybe its the clense pk! Lol
kayden kane kennedy...... KERMIT! LplPlease RT and watch Love In The Wild tonight. 9pm. ET and 8 pm Central. NBC. I'm back, bitches! Whoop whoop! Retweeted by Wendy Manners
george clooney stars in the descendants@WheelofFortune
george clooney stars in the decendants
I though RYAN worked 4 u! So is he like a groupie! Lol jk@Kimzolciak
ur real hair makes u look like a soccer mom, BUT ur wig makes u look FABULOUS!!! #wigalways
travel & end of the road@WheelofFortune
gravel & end of the road
New Amazeballs episode of Giuliana & Bill tonight!!!! Style network at 8/9c. Retweet to win a piece from my closet:) #GandB Retweeted by Wendy Manners
About to watch @Bethenny
4yrs ago today, I took a helicopter to the Grand Canyon, stood on a peek 300ft above the Colorado River & married my soulmate!
YOU ARE OFFICIALLY A ROCK STAR!!!! Congrats! I cant wait to JAM to ur 1st album!
I AM OFFICIALLY A SKINNYGIRL!!! http://t.co/oxKocH4N
respect, honesty, & independence
in tonights episode do we see u without ur wig?!!!
I cant wait to see you all 10yrs from now on America's Most Wanted, Hoarders, & The Biggest Loser!!@snooki
stock up on Tums now, by the 3rd trimester u r gonna have HEARTBURN!!!
is my role model! She made me realize no matter how hard it gets, or how long it takes, I can achieve ANYTHING! #setthebarhigh
I have never seen or touched snow before! Im jealous!:)
. U put ur brother 1st but that doesnt mean that he HAS to do the same, 2diff ppl. Hes not bad@Teresa_Giudice
, all 4 of u need to admit that u have caused this tention. Its not all @Teresa_Giudice
I think u just made up a new word!! Lmbo@blakeshelton
why dont u laugh at my jokes? Are u jealous because im more funny than u?!#ucrazyredneck
Dont let ppl fuck ur day up! They r nobodys & u r somebody-sister, daughter, friend, & aunt! Let the haters hate & do u girlie!
ur twitter pic gave me a boner! I freaked out cuz im a chick!! P.S. Is ur old lady sitting on ur skinny jeans? Lmao@danecook
cheer up fucker! Lol@melissagorga
love ur style! If ur cleaning out ur closet feel to send the items to me!!<3
u gotta follow @danecook
he is f*cking funny! Not as funny as me, but he'll do! BAM! ZIP! POW! SUCKA!@tinapadar
thats right skank!
nothing, theyre grosz! Lol@MissKellyO
congratulations on becoming an Aunt!
my RH intro is " I change so many diapers that I forget to brush my hair, so I wear a wig too!" Lol jk
what type of album would u record, pop, R&B, soul..etc@PPhillipsAI11
who is the one artist u model ur singing style after?@Kandi
I have written a few country songs, I dont have music to them & I have been told no artist wants just words on paper. Can u help me@MissKellyO
it is May SILLY!
welcome to Twitter! U r my TBF, twitter best friend@Bethenny
Are u & Jason going to fight all season? I hope not, the shows getting a lil depressing!
hey why did u stop following me?:(@PPhillipsAI11
U have a crush on the blonde sax chick!!:) aww soo cute!
excited to watch ur show tonight! U & the guys are hilarious!@PPhillipsAI11
u are my favorite! But I want to hear u do something different before I get burnt out!<3