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Happy Mothers Day.... http://t.co/ALm2ZZbCCw
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Mom: can u stop & get me some paper. Me: college ruled? Mom: no, zigzags. #pothead #momquotes

@blakeshelton sometimes u should drink water to surprise ur liver!

@DavidPaulKHOU @jimmyfallon showed your hiccup video on his talk show tonight!

U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A.! #BOSTON

Watching #finalfour #michigan game just to see if @jimmyfallon puppy race is 1 step closer to being scientifically proven! #puppypowerFunniest moment of the night...I'm telling crowd trees don't need hugs, lone voice among 5000 people, 'I NEED ONE'...nice one... #UncleSi
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I never knew @gin_wigmore existed until tonight- SHE JAMS!!!!

I want @KeithUrban to call me baby!

@NeNeLeakes @BrandiGlanville @LisaVanderpump @YolandaHFoster are the only chix worth an hour of my time!

@JaseDuckman @williebosshog Duck Dynasty time!

Win a 2013 Chevy Tahoe! http://t.co/vzzV4L1U

Win a 2013 Chevy Tahoe! http://t.co/vzzV4L1UI seen this & thought of @blakeshelton !! @mirandalambert http://t.co/VBRJn6E6

Praying for the students at Lone Star College in Houston.

@blakeshelton ur liver said that joke was lame. But I laughed my Texas ass off!! #teamcountryashell

@blakeshelton can u get ur dude @adamlevine to send my chick @KCrowel a holler? She was his fan when being his fan wasnt cool! Lmao

@JJWatt doesn't flush toilets, he scares the sh*t out of them!!!

Can't go wrong with Stars & Studs! ❤ http://t.co/Py8NEAbo
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@tatestevensctry just noticed u are following me! Im so silly, cuz this just made my day! :) Woot! Woot! #richredneck #tatenation@AnaQooks "the old & the restless" lmmfao!! #RHOM Reunion has made Ana my favorite housewife of alltime!!

@tatestevensctry HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! #richredneck

@AnaQooks "ur best work was done on ur back" caught me off gaurd, I am still laughing!!!:)

@DJPaulyD @VINNYGUADAGNINO @snooki @JENNIWOWW im sad! Gonna miss u sick twisted f*ckers!#compliment #lastjerzday@tatestevensctry are u still gonba throw a big party!!! #richredneck #tatenation@tatestevensctry you are about to be a rich redneck!! #tatenation@tatestevensctry are u ready to be a millionaire? #tatenation

@VinoAlan I heard it in the judges house round. I love the way u sang deep on the word "good", reminded me of Pantera. #bringbackmetal@TheEllenShow I just seen a Christmas Tree drive by with a Smart Car straped to it!Prayers going out for everyone affected by todays events. #PrayForNewtown

@BravoAndy sweet if @shemarmoore was in a burning building, would u have time fo that?

@BravoAndy are u & Jason still having issues with ur success?

@Bethenny scales scare the sh*t out of me! Or maybe its the cleanse pack!! Lo@adamlevine can u give my friend Kasey C. from TX a shout out? It would make her day!!! She doesnt have a twitter acct. But she loves u!!!

@TheEllenShow Oh Christmas Tree, oh Christmas Tree, why must u run my light bill up?

@tatestevensctry is going to be a star, whether he wins x factor or not! But he is definately gonna win! #tatenation@adamlevine I need u to do me a favor. Please shave ur face for my friend Kasey! She digs u alot more when u r not "scruffy"! :)

@TheEllenShow in the darkness & silence the only question that remains is "Who farted?"

I am THANKFUL for my family, my friends, laughter, love, kindness, every breath I take, & every smile I put on someones face.

I think "silly" is a silly word!:)

@TheEllenShow "I heard it through the grape vine". When did grapes start spreading rumors?

@Pink thanx to ur AMA performance my 3yr old daughter is bouncing off the walls & trying to dance like u!! #ama

@JJWatt doesnt flush toilets, he scares the sh*t out of them!!!:-) #GAMEDAY #GOTEXANS99

@snooki @ErIcA_jAnE1789 heartburn should start soon if not already:( u can go into labor anytime after 37wks! lower back pain could =labor

@crabwizard u blew the competition out of the water this season!

@KhloeKardashian @JPalacios_92 Nike is "swoosh"

@snooki just seen a commercial for house shoes. Thought of u! U gotta check them out! http://t.co/hwgcGVsd

@crabwizard did u ever give up nicotine or is ur calendar covered in ants? :)

@blakeshelton do u have a tape worm? U know ur supposed to rinse pork b4 u cook it! Lmao

@danecook why r u getting all "fillasockful" now? Lol get it?

@BravoAndy @miketyson is hilarious!

@snooki at both places u had to watch ur back side! Lol

@KhloeKardashian happy birthday!

@Bethenny I lost 3lbs with the help of My Skinny Girl Daily Pack! P.S. Scales scare the sh*t out of me- or maybe its the clense pk! Lol

@Kimzolciak kayden kane kennedy...... KERMIT! LplPlease RT and watch Love In The Wild tonight. 9pm. ET and 8 pm Central. NBC. I'm back, bitches! Whoop whoop!
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@WheelofFortune george clooney stars in the descendants@WheelofFortune george clooney stars in the decendants

@DJPaulyD I though RYAN worked 4 u! So is he like a groupie! Lol jk@Kimzolciak #DBTFTW ur real hair makes u look like a soccer mom, BUT ur wig makes u look FABULOUS!!! #wigalways@WheelofFortune travel & end of the road@WheelofFortune gravel & end of the road

New Amazeballs episode of Giuliana & Bill tonight!!!! Style network at 8/9c. Retweet to win a piece from my closet:) #GandB
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4yrs ago today, I took a helicopter to the Grand Canyon, stood on a peek 300ft above the Colorado River & married my soulmate!

@PPhillipsAI11 YOU ARE OFFICIALLY A ROCK STAR!!!! Congrats! I cant wait to JAM to ur 1st album!

@Bethenny I AM OFFICIALLY A SKINNYGIRL!!! http://t.co/oxKocH4N

@CarolineManzo respect, honesty, & independence

@Kimzolciak in tonights episode do we see u without ur wig?!!!

#mygraduationspeech I cant wait to see you all 10yrs from now on America's Most Wanted, Hoarders, & The Biggest Loser!!@snooki stock up on Tums now, by the 3rd trimester u r gonna have HEARTBURN!!!

@Bethenny is my role model! She made me realize no matter how hard it gets, or how long it takes, I can achieve ANYTHING! #setthebarhigh@KimKardashian #Kim&KhloeTake Paris

@Bethenny I have never seen or touched snow before! Im jealous!:)

@Teresa_Giudice #treatothersasuwishtobetreated. U put ur brother 1st but that doesnt mean that he HAS to do the same, 2diff ppl. Hes not bad@Teresa_Giudice @melissagorga @joegorga, all 4 of u need to admit that u have caused this tention. Its not all @Teresa_Giudice ,fault.#manup

@KimKardashian I think u just made up a new word!! Lmbo@blakeshelton why dont u laugh at my jokes? Are u jealous because im more funny than u?!#ucrazyredneck@MissKellyO Dont let ppl fuck ur day up! They r nobodys & u r somebody-sister, daughter, friend, & aunt! Let the haters hate & do u girlie!

@blakeshelton ur twitter pic gave me a boner! I freaked out cuz im a chick!! P.S. Is ur old lady sitting on ur skinny jeans? Lmao@danecook cheer up fucker! Lol@melissagorga love ur style! If ur cleaning out ur closet feel to send the items to me!!<3

@tinapadar u gotta follow @danecook he is f*cking funny! Not as funny as me, but he'll do! BAM! ZIP! POW! SUCKA!@tinapadar thats right skank!

@PPhillipsAI11 nothing, theyre grosz! Lol@MissKellyO congratulations on becoming an Aunt!

@BravoAndy my RH intro is " I change so many diapers that I forget to brush my hair, so I wear a wig too!" Lol jk

@JSanchezAI11 what type of album would u record, pop, R&B, soul..etc@PPhillipsAI11 who is the one artist u model ur singing style after?@Kandi I have written a few country songs, I dont have music to them & I have been told no artist wants just words on paper. Can u help me@MissKellyO it is May SILLY!

@tinapadar welcome to Twitter! U r my TBF, twitter best friend@Bethenny Are u & Jason going to fight all season? I hope not, the shows getting a lil depressing!

@AQueen0811 I think #FF means freaking friday

@angul_gurl2000 hey why did u stop following me?:(@PPhillipsAI11 U have a crush on the blonde sax chick!!:) aww soo cute!

@AQueen0811 lol

@ashley0118 hey girlie!

@DJPaulyD excited to watch ur show tonight! U & the guys are hilarious!@PPhillipsAI11 u are my favorite! But I want to hear u do something different before I get burnt out!<3