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does horse_ebooks make money / does horse_ebooks make more money than i dowant to crowd surf the nyu graduation http://t.co/YVGPQI5EpE

@milanthakor no, I am b r e a k i n g t h e m o l deveryone wearing heels is the same as no one wearing heels #graduationthoughtz$1.1 billion for 100 million blogs is $11 per blog
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carolina chickens https://t.co/CnnJQ6ham5

Solid fog - (liv) https://t.co/mrNwt02axy

*sorry, 'fast and furious' FILMSin future, age measured in # of 'fast and furious' movies produced during your lifetimene1 want to sponsor my 'I'm done college' facebook post, near-guaranteed to get >50 likes, even more impressions"neutral soy milk hotel" has ~80x more google results than "neutral almond milk hotel" (719 vs. 9), so ... do with that what you will...

@oliviamuenz hellz yea elizabethan parlance we out heredo very religious people have a problem with 'yolo' ... like, bc of heaven....who wants to bring 'zounds' backblind date where first thing you say at dinner is 'so ... you think you can dance?'what if seinfeld took place… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . …in Benghazi?
Retweeted by Aaron Marksyou guys remember 'beer summit' / i still do that / every weekend with my friends@JohnSurico @jorheymorillo the first black-jewish-italian presidency, if one of us gets a sex change we'll finally break that glass celing@JohnSurico @jorheymorillo jorge can have my spot, i'm terrible with responsibilities (this tweet is a good time to go private, yeah?)@KingWilburn understandable. same thing happened once to me outside pies n thighs, would've struggled to eat if their food wasnt sodamn good@JohnSurico #goldtassel@JohnSurico i hope this is related to those #ratcam tweets from earlier@KingWilburn yes of course .... also, pics?

boy, crocs ... there are some shoes I won't be wearing to a metal show againsubway does a lot of nasal marketing outside every location who thought that upthe way we all know the subway smell (i'm talkin sandwiches not transit)SIRI SET RINGTONE TO MERZBOW@mrchrismcewen @itgetsbedder AMERICA IS ABOUT RESSLING http://t.co/xX9oJsPCoeNYU Business School Full Of Pigs Afraid To Come Out Of The Closet http://t.co/ozp4Z4x1pV@itgetsbedder i try to live a flavor-blasted lifestyle@itgetsbedder thx for justifying my 50 daily servings of goldfishk MTVcribs u wanna c whats in my fridge? *opens fridge to reveal a smaller fridge* "that's right" i whisper, "it's fridges all the way down"

@JohnSurico so it's ... good(???)@Leah_Clancy this happens all the time in Hawaii it's a real problem

someone misspelled my name in an email Aeron ... think i like that betterif you shout WORLDSTAR, they will comeblue teeth?google glass seems as bad as wearing two blue tooths1-800-flowers-for-algernonthere are ~equal (50 mil.) google results for "i [hate/love] my life", seems bleak

http://t.co/bMBXWWGU7Eall social media should be renamed http://t.co/Gb5YZbmemZwish bath salts would've stayed a trend long enough to produce true life: I'm addicted to bath saltsFYI is kind of a useless abbreviation until you get to 'I' and then it saves like three syllables

ASPCA scooby doo labor rightswas the main character in '24' just asleep for like a third of the episodes, I never watched '24'in millennial news, the president added to the official portrait today the official selfie, buzzfeed reportsthe state selfie of montana iscount min. 3 macbook airs in this protest vid MT @FreeCooperUnion: This is crazy/Tuition was free... https://t.co/Hf3sfv7YTaa woman named kimberly council is running for city council in new york http://t.co/bLyvCFEFwv

that "a place for friends" was myspace's slogan seems really sad now@JohnSurico memoir title "bad life"'the eyes of the world are upon russ' - some guy named russ, about to do something he thinks is really important

is the opposite of 'insufferable' 'sufferable' ... that doesn't seem like much of a compliment

i'm not searching for sugar man i'm searching for sugar, man@Darinstrauss that prince retweet is a start! although i should've mentioned you as CWP's most prolific twitter, 7,600+ tweets! #tipofthehatoh, the things snapchat engineers must see...@mattruzicka wow, blast from the past. i didn't know those still worked!

well the etymological dictionary says muttered is not a mix of mumbled and uttered but i guess i don't believe it?thought Jeff Koons and Dean Koontz were same personthought Jeff Daniels and Dave Coulier were same personthought Terence Malick and Terence McKenna were same person@Leah_Clancy Falling asleep while tweeting, a shorrrt collection of essastjy by Aotnrafscasc@sam_merkt never trust a reputation analyst that uses less than 3 exclamation points@sam_merkt "Reputation analysis is not new. Reputation analysis has been around since internet was born." http://t.co/9Jtuorzo3Ssocial media interns quietly chuckling to themselves as boss confusedly asks what's so funny about the subject line "re:tweet"@SydneyPBSmith grips as a verb ... I don't know how to explain this on twitter...@SydneyPBSmith this tweet is intense if you don't read death grips as a band

co-op bored

@rachelhaot local mobile social responsive viral gamification rockstarsthe four office-mates stood in the elevator browsing their iPhones, wondering why they were not descending. no one had pushed the "1" button

greenpeace guy said 'ok, [word on my shirt], nice...' as i walked right past himcan there be a code word to let greenpeace people know there's 100% no way you're gonna stop on the street to talk to them

@sam_merkt thanks!A third of NYC's prisoners come from five zip codes: http://t.co/gRjzmSvjIB - an interactive map by @aaronjmarks with data I FOIL'd.
Retweeted by Aaron Marks@__dianayu may day@MWilsonNYT great report, thanks for the follow-up!@fruminator hi, i'm a reporter with gothamist, trying to get in touch about some nyc transit data - email me @ aaron.marks5@gmaill.com? thx!mistyped CitiBike as CitiBile@BrandonEsWolf 0 followers here we come! #favstarfadingfast@BrandonEsWolf "Oops! Google Chrome could not find http://t.co/lCXP6ZU56f" :(happy 10th anniversary of mission accomplished RT @Awl: Remember When We Fixed Iraq? - http://t.co/QPmoA94LIs'flashes of quincy' would make a great band name

RT if your April was great!
Retweeted by Aaron Marks@BelseaCheeler thought you meant duane reade until ~halfway through this tweet lol¿¿¿ nixon / kennedy ::: twitter / instagram ???

couldn't think of word to finish sentence 'are you ready to...' before going to dinner, used 'rumble'@SydneyPBSmith adulthood, the silent killer

tweeted about scratch-off tickets then won a scratch-off ticket ... powerball powerball powerball powerball powerball powerball powerball@willisplummer that is don gately from infinite jest, i think

yes i studied at gallatin college of individualized study, concentration in 'winning the lottery'

animorphs cover where an 'emo chick' morphs into an 'emu chick'do vest salesmen sign their emails "Vest,"new acronym: YOGORT (you only get one rt) (seriously, you can only rt a tweet once so use it wisely) #YOGORT

@zachsokol you are not privileged, call 311, they're always outside my building too it's the worst"Court Admissible" http://t.co/Yf7Dtjprh7
Retweeted by Aaron Markswe cmd+f'd love in a hopeless place@_jakemoore [cmd+f, god]

what's the hashtag for this dentist appointment? is it #dentist2k13? cause i was here in march toowhat's the hashtag for this bar mitzvah