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Mostly nonsense, occasionally stamping out microbiological inumeracy, making food safer, and making podcasts.

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@danielpunkass @hotdogsladies that's what she said.@michael Maybe the podcast ads have brainwashed me but I’ve been using Squarespace for a couple of projects and I love it.
9/20
2014
Bacteria in a while ago but the fact I can get it right away with the best of the day before I @ttscoff (via iOS 8 predictive text), @ by meHey @caseyliss another BofA non-hater here 👋, re:Accidental Tech Podcast: 83: Entering the iTouch Phase of My Life http://t.co/DYeeWmgCZw
9/19
2014
Yes, I've heard of work-life balance. I gave a workshop on it last week and am co-editing a related special issue to which I'm contributing.
Retweeted by Don Schaffner"Richmond restaurant encourages bad Yelp reviews" http://t.co/xrsWVIbt1Q
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9/18
2014
@hotdogsladies I bequeath myself to the dirt to grow from the grass I love, If you want me again look for me under your boot-soles.@middleclasstool @hotdogsladies *seasoned* technologist, please.@joesteel @hotdogsladies Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.Do you know @bugcounter? Read tomorrow's "A Chat with" post on @IFT's student blog, Science Meets Food. http://t.co/8QWlm8KS0s #SMF #IFTSA
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@lexfri xie xie!Guys, real talk here. Please please do at least one full iTunes backup before upgrading to iOS 8. It's REALLY worth the time and effort.
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9/17
2014
@eddie_smith Good idea to clean off old apps. I’ve been meaning to do this for some time anyway.@jdickerson Don’t you say a bad word about Brussel Sprouts!Is this a clever use of emoji? ⚪️ Yes ⚪️ No 🔘 Ask the audience h/t @SuperheroReport for the concept
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerNo—I know! You have your REASONS for being mad about getting a free album. I get it. Thing is: that's actually what makes it super-funny.
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@tjluoma Picked up my sons 5s the other day. Puzzled about the lack of unlock for several seconds. 😳@drdrang I’m interested to know why you have concluded this.⛄ PCalc construction set http://t.co/tt2TxrhxF8
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerBetter Know A Jackal: 12: "Is that the L Taraval?" @jxpx777, best line yet. http://t.co/D3JB3rUtss@danbenjamin cars in the rain.
9/16
2014
@factbot1 What could be inferred about the mind of the Creator? “An inordinate fondness for beetles. - JBS Haldane@askvirginia please tell me there was some sort if temperature control at least.@AmyJane 😳Just The Tip: #19: A Cold Steak in the Shower. Good #citizenfoodsafety tips here. http://t.co/Alba3Dee2M@hotdogsladies Great episode, thanks to you both.
9/15
2014
To protect kids from enterovirus D68 #parenting #edchat http://t.co/QgcvZ2ciha
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@jimmymarks thanks!@macgenie @AppCamp4Girls Just listened to your appearance on @imyke’s Inquisitive. So inspiring!@hotdogsladies [sigh], I miss @KarlVanHoet.@hotdogsladies @jimmymarks back atcha, big fella.@jimmymarks http://t.co/2BOiTAZdBH except thinner ;)This Atlas of Risk is brilliant! http://t.co/PMq4BNywO5 http://t.co/gg6NqCXodx
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerI find use of soap and hot water during cooking makes my food soapy and waterlogged, @USDAFoodSafety.@sippey http://t.co/AXkvRqCVOoThe next free album we give you is going to be Ska so that you’ll really have a reason to fucking complain about it.
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@sippey So proud of myself that I immediately got it. I think I’m in too deep now.
9/14
2014
@thx1766 I don't understand it, but I like it.@david_rees and your shoes, apparently.@inthefade that stuff doesn’t keep, smart move.@inthefade that would be one good thing about leaving New York.@danbenjamin @underscorefunk @gak_pdx @haddiebird Does she wear shoes? She might be a hobbit.@inthefade smart dog.It's a graduate course. They teach themselves.
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@danielpunkass @hotdogsladies I think you are thinking of “ya’ll come back, now”@capnmariam my wife is literally LOL at your tweet.'Quickens the spirits and makes the heart lightsome...' Ad for London's first coffee house c1652 @WTFcoffeelab http://t.co/CIdHXH8g9I
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@mbbatz I think you are thinking of Ashton Hardwell. God I hope you are not thinking of Ashton Hardwell.Re: Your Daily Lex: September 12, 2014: How Guilty Should I Feel? No guilt what so ever about Molino's, @lexfri. http://t.co/YPmcE542lFAn aril also called an arillus, is any specialized outgrowth from the funiculus (attachment point of the seed)…@benjaminchapman @mbbatz Damn. Tuna back scape is my favorite flavor of tuna. Sorry I missed it. Was it behind the wheat germ and kale?@benjaminchapman @mbbatz I ate that.@bugcounter @benjaminchapman You can’t leave pruno just laying around like that. I also ate all your oysters, sprouts, & bathtub cheese.
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9/13
2014
@benjaminchapman it was @mbbatz that drank all your booze, I swear.@iChris @mikegingerich Love the MailChimp, love the 💩. Not impressed with Constant Contact.@mannlymama So great. Watched it a few nights ago.Food Safety Talk 65: All My Ports are Engaged http://t.co/h4G9rAGAy3 with @mbbatz, cause @benjaminchapman was on vacation.
9/12
2014
@benjaminchapman Seems sensible. That might be the higher risk.@BSauders @bmarler @foodsafetynews @barfblog @APHL Now? Are they working late? It's O'beer 30 here in Parma.@asymco @BenedictEvans @moiseschiu I think it’s build right in. You can draw a picture: 💨Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerSo simple, so ingenious..a super low-tech handwashing station: When Low-Tech Solutions Win http://t.co/UoHJURzFBz via @FutureTenseNow
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@IFTMedia @benjaminchapman @NYMetroParents @barfblog 👋
9/11
2014
@rstevens comic sans… [rimshot] I’ll be here all week…I wonder if Apple hired all those fashion industry people to design cargo pants for these enormous new phones.
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@tejasbhatt dude if you were not private I’d retweet that!If Scotland leaves the UK, does that mean all the McDonalds will close down?
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerUgh. Now I’ll have to read it on my watch. MT@cultofmac: Macworld magazine closes after 30 yrs in print. http://t.co/F9YEoXURPS
Retweeted by Don Schaffner“@BillCorbett: Tired of trying to roast fresh-killed grizzly over an open flame? Try Bear Grylls’ BEAR GRILLS!…” No. #citizenfoodsafety@drdrang I was just thinking about subscribing when I heard on a podcast that it still existed, maybe I’m to blame.Strong negative correlation between effect size and sample size in a thousand randomly-sampled psychology articles. http://t.co/MVLG6armpU
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerHealth warning: Drinking water at high-priced spas is often contaminated with cucumbers.
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@askvirginia If it’s old spice, then yes. Otherwise, maybe no.@jsnell Wow, just finished listening to your guest spot on Inquisitive today. Interesting times.@benjaminchapman @barfblog I spoke the words, they wrote the copy.Don Schaffner (@bugcounter) - prof of food science at @RutgersU discusses the #science hand washing http://t.co/d2AFHbeJ11
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9/10
2014
@lexfri dunno about people, but I do.I'm "obzessing" over the way @lexfri says the word "obzess".@hotdogsladies It's gorgeous, but I don't wear a watch. I'm not sure this is a reason to start.Try restoring the feed’s iPhone.
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@hotdogsladies 100% apple rumor free? Asking for a friend.“Oh and one more thing… the iWatch we just introduced? You’re already wearing it.” Audience looks, screams, but there’s no clasp or release
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@danbenjamin paleo-donuts.
9/9
2014
Is it safer to use Marvel or DC themed superhero lunchboxes, @benjaminchapman?
9/8
2014
@inthefade 👋💤@lowtax two wheels in the front ok?cannabis and chicken decapitation
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@wilw what about therealwilw?I’d forgotten how wonderful WALL·E is.@sanspoint Yeah, wish I knew someone at google.@sanspoint That is so freaking scary. Glad it’s all ok.@RhonaA_PhD Nope. ☕️☕️@inthefade always.@ThatEricAlper jah mon!“Thoreau was, frankly, somewhat up himself. But he had access to such wonderful turns of phrase...” - @warrenellis@jbj clearly it's on her for not doing that nearly enough 😝@jbj clearly that is the most reasonable explanation.cc @ilovecharts RT @JustinWolfers: The inexorable march of Ivy League grade inflation. http://t.co/S1zfGeskdi
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@kitson @ilovecharts @JustinWolfers I want my transcript corrected for inflation!Anyone who describes themselves as "random" should be forced to take a probability class, and also have their kazoos taken away.
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9/7
2014
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