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Very happy with my Record Store Day haul. Spent just over £190 and I now own three records stores.
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt@LeeloChip No. It's the one where they investigate a crime scene. It's a classic.Folk who say "I've had just about enough of this!" shouldn't sound angry. They should sound pleased that they've had just the right amount.
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt@jackkholt Real departure from the formula. Good for the show, being able to change things up like that.And this is what happens when you sell Locke as a thriller http://t.co/YRoy4PJVK1
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt@stephensaul WHAT THE WHAT?01142484729 bitch found Harthill very scared under a bush at the side of the road. Please share folks..takes a second http://t.co/mxg3ZkMT6v
Retweeted by Chris HewittOh yeah? And when is international MENS Record Store Day?
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt@JulianSimpson1 Ha!@leewest82 It would be an exercise in futility as I don't have a player. It's coming out on CD and MP3 next month.Watching an episode of CSI. It's the one where they investigate a crime scene.@adamrubins I reckon they have to be. And things like the DOFP sting on Spidey, for those who see it, won't help.@JulianSimpson1 Amazing. The Ghostbusters one makes me want to get a vinyl player.@nevpierce I am currently holding my iPhone over my head, playing In Your Eyes. It's not as sore on the arms, quite frankly.@hrtbps His face will light up later on when he hears the unmistakeable sound of his fax machine starting up and sees your shout out arrive.
"Some motherfuckers are always trying to play Scrabble in the dark." #alternativeBladepayofflinesBest part about Noah came minutes in, when the Watchers appeared, a man stood up, threw his arms up & yelled "THAT'S NOT HOW IT HAPPENED!"
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt@Thompson_film I love that line more than I love ice skating uphill.@sebpatrick @jackseale @the_itch1980 A *pass*enger ferry, more like!Blade is on Sky RIGHT NOW. Hello, Eric, it's been a while.@IncredibleSuit The power of the sun, in the palm of my hand! #thingsiquoteallthetimeforsomereasonMagnificent. Liverpool fan's attempt at a Jordan HENDERSON acrostic descends into utter gibberish: http://t.co/2jrjVKyOGP via @the_itch1980
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt@SquidgyGoat It's because he had experience working with squids and whales.Rewatched Madagascar 3 tonight (shut up). Great gag I've only just caught: the penguins are playing poker. All of them have four aces.@kerihw DO IT.@lukeuser If it's good enough for Dr William Weir, it should be good enough for everyone.When Dr William Weir says we're not alone in the universe, you goddamn well sit up and take notice.Are we alone? Given that we live in an infinity of infinite universes - well , duh ? Of course there is infinite life out there .
Retweeted by Chris HewittAha! A bus! My journey to @BBC6MorningShow and @nemonemetaxas is back on! Yes!@mrnickharvey Aw, shucks. *You*...Lovely day for my Innuendo Tour of London. Start at the Horniman, quickly move up Mudchute Farm & Park and finish off at the Cuming Museum.@john_self @mrnickharvey RT if you have a Martin Amis erection.@Johnny_Healy May 5.@mrnickharvey She didn't mind, though the funeral cortège were raging.@mrnickharvey I did the same to my parents, and they were FURIOUS. Admittedly, I was 22 at the time.Beautiful morning - sun shining, birds singing, Easter Bunny slow roasting in the oven. Glorious."Crucifixion?" http://t.co/uV0Plmtzkp
@clarkgregg http://t.co/s8bq8q6NZM
Retweeted by Chris HewittYikes. Wally Pfister's Transcendence is not going down well with critics. It must be pfucking awpful. http://t.co/52xMIx66q2One day I'll read all this back and just run into the sea screaming.
Retweeted by Chris HewittThe greatest sentence ever written was printed in the Times today: http://t.co/F0XMmlF6Ko via @GilesKristian
Retweeted by Chris HewittBREAKING: first image from Locke prequel hits the internet. http://t.co/g0YbW69joy
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt@stuartwitts WHAT? That one sucked! How can you say that?What's your favourite Easter?@kakapojayne I check nothing. I see everything.I hope there's a bit where Lennie has to kick Bishop Brennan up the arse.Of Mice And Men on Broadway stars Roy from The IT Crowd AND Father Ted's Bishop Brennan. The #Glinnerverse begins. http://t.co/IIJHy2ALPt@shane_woz_ere @HelenLOHara How do the little people get inside the camera?@McKelvie Be careful, Jamie. If we ever actually meet, we'll have nothing to talk about.@moonjam I shall. "What the fuck is spatial anti-aliasing?" I'll ask, and we'll both laugh and become best friends.Pixar fans! (Pixartists?) I'm hosting a Q&A with Pixar co-founder Ed Catmull at Regent St. Apple Store on Tuesday: http://t.co/N43JLDLtb9@Samjuro @yo_damo I know! The Dardennes Brothers will be so disappointed.@GuyLodge Hang on... Those are real tattoos? I thought at the very least they were photoshopped, or from penny bubblegum sweets.At a junket for that new movie about a mutant postman, Days Of Future Pat. http://t.co/6KzUaru79a@Biltawulf Without HIM. Goddammit, he has a VOICE and a LIFE. Or her, if you go into Settings.@SteelMillPaul Part astral plane, part experimental drugs. It won't last.Just saw an assassin on the tube. Ok, he was dressed as a priest, but he wasn't fooling anybody."Pa-Pa-PA-Pa-PA-PA-POWER!" @TerryCrews just dropped by the #EmpirePodcast. Yes, his pec pops are epic. #Expendables3 http://t.co/iSiI3TlrkZ
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt@CaptainRaymondo @NickdeSemlyen @PhildeSemlyen Thanks very much. It was a pleasure recording it.Thinking of launching a blog called 'Things I Can't Tweet', but then it would just be an empty page called Things I Can't Blog.@PaulGrat1 Picture The Hulk, but he's let himself go.
If you want to see new footage from X-Men: Days Of Future Past, remember that there's a pre-credits film beforehand.@DapperDan @wongie1 Honestly don't think anyone wins from this. It's just confusing for audiences.MARVEL NEWS: How two different studios ended up promoting each other's Marvel films! http://t.co/YCZzsyyP6l
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt@PaulGrat1 @AlexGerrard7 Now you have to apologise to all of us for the mental image, mate!In case you're wondering why Twitter is suddenly riffing on new Hobbit titles... http://t.co/rP72GWwNLzThe Hobbit: This One Has Iron Man In A Bit After The Credits. Probably. I'd Spend $15 To Find Out, Wouldn't You? #alternativeHobbit3titlesYes, but what will the fourth Hobbit movie be called?@NickdeSemlyen I prefer It Ain't Gandalf Hot, Mum.I think Bale just ran past my window. #CopaDelRey@cameronesposito @EthanRunt @DCpierson Check the next issue of Empire to see him get the recognition he deserves. April 24.@adamlloydbuss @DerbyFilmFest I'd love to, will have to play it by ear to be honest. And I've checked - three wins and a draw wins it.@DapperDan @olly_richards Us. There's a difference between expressing interest in a character and having talks.@adamlloydbuss Four left. But tonight's result means we can win three and draw against Chelsea to win it. I think.@adamlloydbuss If they can take points off Chelsea... No. No. Can't get ahead of ourselves. One game at a time. One minute at a time.Thank you to the wonderful team and people of Sunderland. Same again on Saturday, please. Without the goalkeeping error. #LFC #believeI have been set a challenge to see how far this picture can travel on twitter. A retweet is easy and costs nothing! http://t.co/WNF6kqcLr3
Retweeted by Chris HewittThis is Pixie, who belongs to someone in FHM. Pixie came into the office today and left with my heart.… http://t.co/9TQeMnWDKC@hrtbps I don't know. I thought the tweeter who suggested living in condoms instead of bigger houses was onto something. Or something.I just ate my own body weight in Mini Eggs, which was hard to do as it kept going up the more Mini Eggs I ate.
Retweeted by Chris HewittI don’t know the first thing about Fight Club.
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt@nevpierce Jesse Eisenberg has never been better.Four Weddings And A Wedding. #WeddingFilms#WeddingFilms Scoob-I-Doo
Retweeted by Chris HewittI am the post-credits sting on Amazing Spider-Man 2.@michaelhogan @NickdeSemlyen That is also amazing.Parents plan a "Star Wars" funeral for their 4-year-old son who died of cancer. A heartbreaking tribute http://t.co/DKvK22USlD
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt@davescarborough @NickdeSemlyen Alas, we've never been able to make Mr Bean's Holiday work. Funny, that.That @NickdeSemlyen has just come up with the best Martin Freeman interview idea ever. One day we'll do it. One day...Soon there will be no such thing as post-credits stings. Instead, there'll be a big 'YOUR FILM CLIP HERE' title card just before the roller.@GrahamPatrick80 What the SHIT is going on?@McKelvie @olly_richards Oh, yes. There. You. Are.@olly_richards Jami - sorry, habit.@olly_richards Is he in there too?@SACluett GET THE HELL OUT.That's not a post-credits sting, that's a trailer that's got lost. http://t.co/7MUVD4aTBu@SACluett Firstly, I love that you included 'Marcus' in your tweet. Secondly, don't diss Last Crusade.Our Father's a Transvestite! - 2009 Bittersweet comedy drama. A family comes to terms with their dad's gender issues. http://t.co/QDSPDodSyC
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt@xtofallabout @NickMotown It's the pineapple bit that gets me every time.Happy Masterchef Day, everyone! http://t.co/A4zQwdcipG
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