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Hey! My new house came with a lawnmower! #johndeer http://t.co/cEYbpGSuv1

1st time to Del Taco in 3 years & discovered they have a 50 cent menu. #backindaclub

In summary: bought a house, drank champagne, measured things. http://t.co/poSFfSizSo

#ImaginePeace this #MothersDay like @ConfettiLife has! Thanks for sharing @MaidenNation's mission http://t.co/RFhamkZys8
Retweeted by JanetFriends, I need your thoughts on this @MaytagBrand fridge. Is black back in kitchen appliances? http://t.co/fGNWdFWMnq

@WatuStacey Davis faves: Crepeville, Cafe Bernardo, Central Park, downtown. 2nd Friday ArtAbout, if you are there in the evening. Have fun!

"People go on vacation to shop & golf?" asks Will, upon opening an ad from Westin in today's mail. "They don't know us AT ALL." #truth@melissajenna hostess sets to add to my ever growing collection and some pretty earrings! You? #stitchmarket

Have a feeling #stitchmarket is going to part me with my money tonight. http://t.co/fJdXl5MRUYIsn't it about time we use 100 percent of our human capacity? http://t.co/zrRm09b4L6 #thanksWB #getonboard http://t.co/RBY8Slm97K #equityabaWhen the glass ceiling is not just shattered, but completely broken out & all the shards are swept away. #equityaba http://t.co/RBY8Slm97K

Happiest of birthdays to you, @agirlandaboy!Thank goodness we weren't at the Monday night A's game, because Will never leaves a baseball game early. #19innings #walkoffHR #moneysworth

Witnessed a giraffe go into labor today. #natureisbeautiful #stillgross #somebodygetamop

Movez http://t.co/Nl6bMOdvEe via @magisto

About to party rock in the house (last) night. #nintendoenthused #wiiu http://t.co/pSFr9HfiGY@jennajohartzell is #nintendoenthused in polka dots! #wiiu http://t.co/su97r3pYtr

I am not worth less. You are not worth less. #equalpay@melissajenna @thepleatedpoppy speaking of, I think this trio of lovely local ladies should have brunch soon. ❤ cc: @SLOTribune

Now I can stop singing into a hairbrush. #wiiu #nintendoenthused http://t.co/brRYfMU0rEInspiring #officehours with @sherylsandberg. Thanks @levoleague! #womenhelpingwomen #leanin

Did the bride-to-be just buy us bottomless mimosas so we are easily persuadable during bridesmaid dress shopping?

Had to open the sunroof so tall cousin Mike could fit in the Honda Accord. http://t.co/QHudsZHT

@loveisblonde jalapeño popper grilled cheese sandwiches = oven roasted jalapeños + cream cheese + cheddar on sourdough.Just minding my own business, walking to CVS, when a homeless lady slaps me hard on the arm. #sothathappened

B. Badd and Lil Red in da Hood! #artigras13 @ Elks Lodge #322 http://t.co/0KkwiJMi

Pretty sure the ingredients + the time involved end up costing more than, I don't know, A BOTTLE OF TWO BUCK CHUCK. http://t.co/C0KecJgM

Thank you #Nintendo for the gorgeous birthday bouquet! #nintendoenthused http://t.co/LeFJXtlJ

Third night in a row that I've had guacamole for dinner.

MY HUSBAND CANNOT REMEMBER IF HE HAS EVER SEEN GREASE!

Oh, my life is all coming together. http://t.co/yMaKcNWe

A belated year in review: http://t.co/9ajgfXZn

@ChristinaRTS Yes! I would love to interview her. Thank you for the great recommendation!

Just danced on the same bar Jimmy Carter announced his candidacy for Governor. #doingnewyearsright@confettilife nevermind, when you are in a dive, the owner will go pick you up a pizza. #whatupsavannahCritical Q: do we give up our prime bar seats in this local Savannah dive or go get food? #hungrybutlovethisbar

Santa brought me some cowboy boots! http://t.co/ikWLWpnP

Drinking wine from my dad's finest glassware. http://t.co/9XJyHVnvMe and my dad in the Daily News, 1984. http://t.co/YdGlJBCe

WHAT is this, y'all? http://t.co/dAiUU0viBought myself a pair of earrings today and slipped them in my own stocking. Secret between me and the Twitterverse. #mustbesantaMajor accomplishment of 2012: finishing Christmas shopping without having entered a mall.

When you live at near-full capacity, there is not enough room for all this wrapping and shopping and decorating and card writing.

It's beginning to look a lot like (our office's) Christmas! http://t.co/S6t8XENb

Thanks @costafarms for my adorable living Christmas tree! http://t.co/L5GVweY2

Pro Tip: leave Tupperware at @JennaJoHartzell's house. It gets returned filled with delicious homemade candy.

@thisisthesteph I haven't tried it yet, but will report back as soon as I do! #traderjoes #bakedalaskaOh, Trader Joe's, I didn't think I could love you more, and then you give me this. @ Trader Joe's http://t.co/GoUUoS5Q

I ate so much yesterday even my head got fatter. Does Spanx make a hoodie?
Retweeted by JanetBlack Friday @EpiphanieBags: 15% off + free shipping (and chances to win a free bag)! THIS is my kind of Black Friday. http://t.co/4Snxd4ky

So, how many days after a half marathon do I get to keep eating whatever I want without consequences? At least 6 or so, right?@kmlarkinwong I'm thankful for YOU (& all the @msjdtweets board members and staff!) #womenhelpingwomen #welead

13.1: because I'm only HALF crazy. @ Old Fisherman's Wharf http://t.co/ZnzdWWRCJust 5k to go, nbd. cc: @lensomers @ Pacific Grove Marine Gardens Park http://t.co/LkJqHMBNSeemed like a good idea 3 months ago. http://t.co/vYM4OdxF

Two bathtubs overlooking the Pacific. http://t.co/Jwf3xCyZ

Quote of the night: I'm mostly drunk, mostly all the time.

15 things you (maybe) didn't know about me over at Ms. JD: http://t.co/g1vkRfJd cc: @msjdtweets

I'm an artist! #3DS #nintendoenthused #samp http://t.co/7Fek1Y3p

A what? A bundt! A what? A bundt! (Super excited about my Costco purchase!) http://t.co/ZNVtn35b

@loveisblonde Hooray! Welcome to the world sweet babies! Congratulations!

The wine prize for third place. E for Effort, fellas. http://t.co/SF8mkyVqAnd, while Michele and I are drinking wine, our guys are winning trophies and things @kraftwerkdesign. http://t.co/SF4Iw8tDAaaaannnnd, we've moved on to the wine at @kraftwerkdesign. http://t.co/9pc8cpHZPlaying for a trophy (third place, eh) in the fussball tournament at @kraftwerkdesign. http://t.co/dem1o8yHFirst team out in the fussball championship at @kraftwerkdesign. Last place is better than did not play? http://t.co/QuupIetLBeer and soft pretzels? Super love this open house at @kraftwerkdesign. http://t.co/ZVDE2lm7

This is what I voted for: generosity, compassion, tolerance, love, charity, duty, hope. #forwardLoving the sound of glass shattering.Forward!i've got a binder full of women: SENATORS
Retweeted by JanetThe awards ceremony for my 1/2 marathon starts before I'm even scheduled to arrive at the finish line. Guessing that means I won't place?@Savour And, even if your vote won't decide the national election, it WILL help decide whether the Prez has a mandate. #govote #gomighty@KatieRides I don't know what the deal is! Maybe @dreamhost didn't want me opining on my political viewpoints this morning?Your excuse? Probably sucks. Vote! http://t.co/GlUrwFe0 #govote #gomighty #gobingYour vote is your voice! Be heard! #govote #gomighty #gobing

Ok, I've spent entirely too much time w/ this catalog, but seriously? Seafood Incredible Spreadables! Smile Makers! http://t.co/vkaABdKu@MelissaOklahoma Aaaaannnnd, Imma need to budget some line of credit for Rum Balls! http://t.co/sDbYuSsT@MelissaOklahoma I can get 10 Gifts of Plenty on my line of credit from @TheSwissColony for the #sausageparty! http://t.co/d36g4XPVIn today's mail: a $1000 line of credit at @TheSwissColony. Fruitcake, beef log, brick cheese party at my place, y'all!

Hand over the $$$ and nobody gets hurt. Or candy. We'll take candy. http://t.co/agUbHvZ3Heading out for a halloween heist. http://t.co/APtxSe9SOMG, kids, come get these Almond Joys before I eat them all.

Tell me your favorite North American destination & be entered to win a free night at the @Radisson! http://t.co/LjMUzkNi

I ran 12 miles today, which is to say I jogged 7 miles and limped 5.

Thank goodness I'm getting People magazine now, because I didn't know that Justin T. and Jessica B. were even dating, let alone married.BEING The Match: http://t.co/hSTqO4Yf cc: @BeTheMatch

With apologies to @NSJmedia for drinking her wine: http://t.co/bw4Agdu2

That Mona Lisa lady seems pretty content for someone not looking at an iPhone or eating Pringles straight out of the can.
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My day just vastly improved. http://t.co/gueZTacE

Paints and penguins at Larry Knapp's studio in #morrobay. #osat2012 http://t.co/YYjlnIjnWill found a treasure at Guyla Amyx's studio in #morrobay! #osat2012 http://t.co/rd67apON

@regan Well done! Congratulations! #runnwmNot to brag, but I'm an amazing marathon spectator & cheerleader. #befierce #lookinggood #staystrong #strongtothefinish #goteam #runnwm

April runs for Gavin. #runnwm http://t.co/Rzp7GRFn@confettilife: "The woman who starts the race is not the same woman who finishes." #runnwm

Finding it exceptionally difficult to limit the # of pumpkin products going into my cart. @ Trader Joe's http://t.co/oTpbDIqsPumpkin-flavored deliciousness is in full force at Trader Joe's, y'all. http://t.co/mzpMgkiT

Words of wisdom @ #SheLeads: "give something to gain something."I talk fashion with @jennajohartzell on @stylelushblog: http://t.co/NrqxDexs