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@mesambit Sasura bada paisan waala - CSK CEO (SIL of N. Srinivasan) 😉ThappadKiGoonj - Harbhajan Singh "@farazmehdi: SonamDeepikaKatrina - Ranbir Kapoor #CelebrityPasswords"
Retweeted by FarazSangeetaSomyAshSnehaKatZareen - Salman Khan #CelebrityPasswordsSonamDeepikaKatrina - Ranbir Kapoor #CelebrityPasswordsHave I made it large - Vindoo Dara Singh #spotfixing #CelebrityPasswords

@roshanabbas goes to show where integrity, commitment, passion and humility can lead toDaag achche hain - Sreesanth #SpotFixing #celebritypasswords@mesambit @SimpooSir IE re IE, neend nahin aaye #InternetExplorerSongs

Wish Vindoo Dara Singh took as much interest in getting his teeth fixed #SpotFixing #IPL6@disha1884 now wait for the launch of blockbuster movie starring 'Tushar, Fardeen, Mimoh, Zayed, Arya Babbar & Puru Rajkumar'

End of an era.. http://t.co/PHmTRUhvVl
Retweeted by Faraz'Bhrasht' ka banao achar #IAC #MyBrandsTagline

@SubramanianRavi so after all these years, lines from Deewar still relevant 'uff yeh tumhare usool, tumhare adarsh'

@jhunjhunwala the real fixing would have been if sreesanth was paid to concede less than 14 runs per over.. That would have been a challenge@chetan_bhagat @sardesairajdeep @PritishNandy also if N Srinivasan being BCCI chairman and owner of 1 franchise is fair then anything goes

@BBCSport what happens if the champions of EL quality for next year's champions league? Will there be no defending champion next year?

Tamam shud case in Australia has to be one of the #worldsgreatestriddlesBBM for iOS and Android.. Sounds like the beginning of the end for RIM #TechNews@suhelseth Delhi 'Darey' Devils

@sarkaraniruddha hey bro.. What's your take on the bitcoin market?

Gambhir not happy with the "home" support in Ranchi..maybe the MSD factor at work #IPLRETWEET if you love this legend http://t.co/llhRN9kOA4
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@kamaalrkhan what happens if this hurricane collides with mountain named 'Mental'??Disappointed, shocked, sad. Didn't think THAT day would be today.
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Singing national anthem loudly in the assembly line #SchoolDaysMemoriesNot comparing exam answers with others in order to not upset your mood #SchoolDaysMemoriesEating other's tiffin during recess #SchoolDaysMemoriesUsing fountain pen for the first time #SchoolDaysMemories

@mesambit it's on HBO define in India.. 10 pm Sunday nights.. But they are 1 episode behind so torrents still rule 👍😃

@GaryLineker also if Messi remains benched in arguably the biggest game of FCB's champions league campaign, will he also be linked to PSG??@GaryLineker If Messi is fit enough to be on the bench, surely now is the time to bring him on.. Don't think they doubt his talent@AJSENGLISH it indeed looks like a 'May Day' situation for FCB now@FootballFunnys RT if you think Owen Hargreaves looks like Jon Snow from Game of Thrones@MichaelVaughan sign in to twitter from the settings button on your phone and then try logging in through the app@AJSENGLISH Barcelona without Messi is like the bottle of cola which has been opened a couple of days ago #NoFizz #UCLWarner is the key tonight for DD #IPL#BollywoodWantsToKnow how many flops it will take for Jackky Bhagnani to stop acting in movies#BollywoodWantsToKnow Albert pinto ko ghussa kyun aata hai?@GNev2 where do you think MUFC need to reinforce the most next season?

Cristiano Ronaldo seems highly inspired by Chris Gayle.
Retweeted by Faraz@mesambit both Real and Barca are now over dependent on their respective mega stars..When they have a quiet game, the teams flop #RMvsBOR@ShirishKunder #IfTwitterWasDuringRamayana A tweet would have been sent out saying "Sanjeevani booti donors needed"@chetan_bhagat baadshahat bhaichaarey ko nahin jaanti.. Kingship knows no kinship

@disha1884 u headed to china?

@mesambit same here.. Would absolutely love to smash the Chelsea points record #MUFC #arsmun@mesambit hope you are happy now.. That's what champions are made of.. Played like shit, but still went it level at the break #MUFC

@GeniusFootball passion : Rooney@Riteishd alternatively could have been 'Lokhand waala' 😉

@TheRock which do you prefer more.. Wrestling or acting? #RockTalk

@BollywoodGandu pls to be avoid resh & engligent driveing #OnlyinIndia http://t.co/0DlFWY2Imf

@ShirishKunder 'woh toh mere baayein haath ka khel hai' Rafael Nadal on tennis@mesambit hahaha.. They better be quick about it coz the Germans are coming 😉@mesambit Spain has issued a travel advisory to its football teams against going to Germany: they get raped there!!@mesambit ROFL..true that@mesambit hope lewandowski joins the Red Devils next season .. Looks a solid player@mesambit Germany 8-1 Spain #championsleague

Time to bring on @cesc4official and @Guaje7Villa #bayernbarca #ucl@GaryLineker isn't that what he did against PSG?Neur has not had a single save to make till now #ucl #bayernbarca@themichaelowen Will you be in the @AJSENGLISH studio tomm for the RM/BVB game?Is that a career option that you will pursue post retirement?

Sir Alex, I salute you
Retweeted by Faraz@BigJohnTerry kagawa seems to have caught an acute case of TorresitisAre we champions tonight go van persie go Manchester United !! What a season winning the epl convincingly congratulations to all Man U fans
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@BigJohnTerry #PlayersOnTheSuarezMenu Bacary 'Lasagne'

@jhunjhunwala Delhi 'Darey'Devils

That shot was headed for six till the force of Sir Ravindra Jadeja's clapping brought it backwards @msdhoni #IPL

@BigJohnTerry #UnlikelyFootballBooks How to be a role model on the football pitch by Barton, Pepe & El Hadji Diouf@BigJohnTerry #UnlikelyFootballBooks How to stay fit by Abou Diaby@BigJohnTerry #UnlikelyFootballBooks how to support your manager through thick and thin by Roman Abrahimovic@kamaalrkhan aaj MI aap ki prediction ki keh ke le rahi hai@piersmorgan offside rule for girls http://t.co/t0voQDbQNW@kevinpp24 who's your favorite batsman to watch? #kp

@usainbolt which team do you support in IPL?Looking at their performance, name should be changed to Delhi 'Darey'Devils #IPL

@piersmorgan Morgan power on display in the #PepsiIPL today.. Surely deserves a BOOM!

@BollywoodGandu that awkward moment when @BeingSalmanKhan tweets like @DeepakChopra

@mesambit Bhai after party main jaane ke baad great 'bedtime feelings' hi toh hongi 😉@msdhoni sir Ravindra Jadeja killed the Dead Sea, can smell colours and can travel faster than the speed of light@msdhoni IPL is given Sir Ravindra Jadeja trophy

The sun has risen over Hyderabad at midnight #IPL@kamaalrkhan your prediction for #RCB and #PWI will hold true this #IPL.. You need to add No.1 astrologer to your bio@lynseyhipgrave1 wish 1) doesn't look too likely with finishing like thatCamp Nou's amazing and emotional reception for Eric Abidal, back on the field after defeating cancer for the 2nd time http://t.co/VUOfDZvBjL
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@roshanabbas Action taken to the next level https://t.co/rMgETM2pxx@BollywoodGandu found the video that killed Bruce Lee https://t.co/rMgETM2pxx

@mesambit #CelebFood Aamir Ras

@rameshsrivats M.A. Hoon Naa and B.E. ho toh Aisi #DegreeMovies@rameshsrivats not to forget M.A. Hoon Naa and B.E. ho toh Aisi 😊

@sheby_23 @footymemes BACK ON AGAIN@lynseyhipgrave1 that makes him Man City's leading UCL knock out stages goal scorer 😉@piersmorgan bringing Gervinho on in place of Walcott is like coming to a gunfight armed with a knife@GaryLineker the task facing Arsenal is as big as his forehead@piersmorgan guess Wenger is scared of his pace too.. Theo is off!!!

Dream Q/F - Bayern/Barca, Juve/Real, Gala/Porto, PSG/Dortmund @AJEnglishAnd Barca lead 3-2 on aggregate. A David Villa special!
Retweeted by FarazBarca score 2 goals in the 1st half, @lynseyhipgrave1 reads out my tweet on @AJSENGLISH #CanThisNightGetAnyBetter@lynseyhipgrave1 @ajsenglish Messi has dismantled the bus tonight

@SrBachchan Sporange (a botany term) and Blorenge (a name of a hill in Wales) are the only two words that rhyme with the word ”orange”.

RETWEET if you think the ref ruined the game..
Retweeted by Faraz@ucclive 'shaakh se gir jaayein, woh pattey nahin hain hum, aandhiyon se kehna aukaat main rahein' #AMU #TUCC