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Actuary at Direct Line, hockey boy, Rovers fan

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Drive home from work is so much fun when they close dartford crossing #soclose http://t.co/6GlBPmq0Ne
7/30
2014
@Tilbo_Tweets congrats - earning enough to play hockeys?@Tilbo_Tweets go on I'll bite
7/28
2014
@oscarrover I thinks it's more the logistics and driving I need luck with!On way to airport start of a busy day - fly to Biarritz - drive to Pau - sign in for #letapedutour - drive to villa - assemble bike
7/19
2014
Managed to get the bike in its flight box, just the small problem of putting it together in France Saturday! #etapedutour@JustJackStevens @notgavin haha I got carried out horizontally by two bouncers - think he expected better from a Liquid VIP area....
7/16
2014
Already nervous about the etape du tour, and it's still 5 sleeps away
7/15
2014
@DaveGarghan9 hockey style take everything keeping!@chrisabrey lol'd
7/13
2014
Great day for some Hockey's @LeeValleyHTC to see @EnglandHockey with @phildixon88 @chrisabrey #hockey #londoncup
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7/12
2014
@Hoorayham good job you don't need to drive to Upminster then...
7/11
2014
@dv24 @AaronPorter seconded, congrats Aaron
7/10
2014
Van Persie has done fuck allThis is shit, try attacking HollandNetherlands need to shift it quicker and actually play forward, look blunt atm #NEDARG
7/9
2014
Are people realising Oscar is massively overrated as well@DaveGarghan9 Fred getting booed is lolsLeague 1 keeper and Luiz constantly out of position has destroyed Brazil
7/8
2014
RT pour gagner le @MaillotjauneLCL / RT to win the yellow jersey signed by @vincenzonibali @lecoqsportif http://t.co/D1z5CfWInW
Retweeted by Phil Dixon@oscarrover http://t.co/mkfp4Z06Dr
7/6
2014
Chadli? Match fixing
7/5
2014
That's got to be red surely, this ref is a joke #BRACOLThe diving so far this half is terrible
7/4
2014
Phil Dixon is fundraising for Oxford Mencap on @JustGiving. Show your support http://t.co/mkfp4Z06Dr @mencap_charity @letapedutour
7/3
2014
All my CT's done = happy actuary #resultsday
6/26
2014
Fair play for Nole there, quality sportsmanship #Wimbledon2014Clarke Carlisle has a really annoying voice #WorldCup2014
6/25
2014
Silly keeper wasn't a short, shouldn't logOuch. (Via @nicoolea and the gnashers of Luis S) https://t.co/WRC3TCuAyD
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6/24
2014
@dmorganpm @Capa1987 Fred's playing though
6/23
2014
3 in a row well four really as 5m wasn't given and not even a warningRefs are ridic pro NZLPerhaps make a tackle? #NZLvENG
6/21
2014
Whoever is Victor Moses agent has done a cracking job
6/20
2014
Referee bottled it, Johnson is terrible. Standard
6/19
2014
Pedro is an absolute prick isn't he
6/18
2014
@DaveGarghan9 how is Chadli starting?
6/17
2014
@JayMac__ yeah that's silly@mrphudson if it's risk free it wouldn't be potential would it!@JayMac__ nah heard it was a little dodgy though - penalty turned gave you the winThat red for Pepe is ridiculously soft@Hoorayham pretty obvious that VAT and council tax relatively wise screw those on lower incomes. Silly public
6/16
2014
How does Martin Keown know what everyone has in there lockers? #sneaky #perv
6/15
2014
Get someone in the fucking box #EnglandvsItalyNext week Manu back in the centre please #NZLvENG decent effort to come back to make it close thoughNo shot showed that breakdown with the ball on the floor; if so Farell doesn't have to let go.
Retweeted by Phil DixonSo were playing different rules on advantages seems fair #NZLvENG
6/14
2014
Recycle 4-yr-old joke: England team visit Rio orphanage ‘It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," said Jose, age 6
Retweeted by Phil Dixon
6/11
2014
@chrisabrey @robjhicks @DaveGarghan9 good for a centre back.....@mrphudson @chrisabrey @Hoorayham once I take the one tablet a day thing I don't get any problems so started with that Saturday! #lucky
6/10
2014
BEL 2-3 ENG AND ENGLAND MEN GO TO THE SEMI-FINALS!
Retweeted by Phil Dixon@Hoorayham countryside sex walks?Could of done with district line not breaking #hungry@mrphudson yesterday was awful!
6/9
2014
Nigel Owens is a world-class referee. Just not tonight where he has been poor. He should be good for free drinks in Auckland tonight!
Retweeted by Phil DixonYarde carded. So at least we know Owens has brought his yellow card out with him. Utterly inconsistent
Retweeted by Phil DixonSo first one from us and it's a card - that's a joke cheating cuntSo that was fed, they collapsed and Nige gave an England knock-on? #NZLvENGThat's just cheating - Owens fucking welsh prick #NZLvENGClassic Nigel OwensShould be binned - has to be cheating fucks
6/7
2014
Well Milner is bad at both right back and right mid - good to know
6/4
2014
@ThomasCairney wiziwig will have all the streams - just google it
5/31
2014
QUOTE: Joey Barton on #BBCQT: "If I'm somewhere & there was four really ugly girls, I'm thinking she's not the worst - that's all UKIP are."
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5/30
2014
Zarate will be straight in the FUT in fifa 2015@mrphudson not going to the club so just going to go fenchurch whenever@chrisabrey cool in for the duration - especially the food part! give me a shout when you know@chrisabrey I am off Friday now what time you heading into town?
5/28
2014
@robjhicks @thisisdavid only the retired vote thoughKind of want a suit like the NE UKIP man #ballin
5/25
2014
@dmorganpm not really sure, probs derby maybe able to make QPR away!That should be red, cheat #DerbyQPR
5/24
2014
@RowenaWilliams1 did you ask then to explain the funny?@RowenaWilliams1 just really proves give someone enough airtime people mindlessly follow - Man Utd being a classic example :pUKIP gains means loads of crackpots on councils.. Same same then
5/23
2014
@Rossapotamus my point more that they should try to engage with people more rather then inter party stone throwingTorys want trade unions to meet a min turn out for ballots to be valid what about euro/general elections? #notachance #europeanelections
5/22
2014
@Tilbo_Tweets I've got that knife set also!
5/14
2014
@Tilbo_Tweets you tried freecycle?
5/12
2014
@JustJackStevens I was close to infernos, would of done some Jack ass
5/10
2014
@Rob_EISP seedy.The skip the tube by walking down the Thames this morning is foggy, only the tip is in http://t.co/Q6OldDrUOD
4/30
2014
Blackfrairs to fenchurch is a nice walk but a bit tiring with a 15kg holdall@shondo Rupert fancy a mince down the river later Bloody yah, Lycra? Of course Is how I imagine it all startedLol at loads of fat lads "jogging" alongside the Thames
4/29
2014
@dmorganpm should of gone for a cheeky flick over the head skill moveFound #ct6 a fairly odd set of questions - hopefully a pass this time though“@feedthedrummer: And the much anticipated Ed Balls Oscar Selfie. #EdBallsDay http://t.co/Ph24jJofhn” @HoorayhamAfternoon exams are long, bored waiting #ct6@Hoorayham @mrphudson don't you know the rules - no info then have a go when you don't attend
4/28
2014
Pen anfield new old Trafford
4/27
2014
This hurt a fair bit http://t.co/NVpsvInxRv
4/26
2014
@SalsaTash exact same thoughts on it, hopeful I'll passGutted there wasn't a binomial tree question, although think I did enough #ct8
4/24
2014
Playing two wingers for once and we are 3 up 30mins in King adds so much more than having Williamson on!Rudy that is one of the worst things I've ever seen #rovers@Chain__Reaction yeah emailed and have posted them back
4/21
2014
@SalsaTash how you finding it? I am not very good at it yet - 3 more days of cramming though!
4/20
2014
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