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Sean Cook @theSeanCook San Francisco

Featuring tweets with a slight southern twang. Mobile Platform PM @twitter. Lover of all things mobile. And golden retrievers. #WDE

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The older I get, the more I realize that putting on a pastel polo transforms you into an asshole.
8/31
2014
Sitting in the sun on Lake Travis, drinking a cold beer and watching my @AuburnTigers on the watch @espn app. #WDE http://t.co/dubjqcn2E7@ryanchris yes. I had to get out of SF. I'll be raising hell out here, though.
8/30
2014
Don't tell anyone, but Austin is pretty cool.Somewhere, a vampire who wants to make a change is desperately trying to understand Michael Jackson's Man in the Mirror.@manuel @thuske @kevinthau @mdp @mrcs Congrats, Manuel! Another reminder that we had one helluva mobile team back in the day.
8/29
2014
Steve Spurrier tells it like it is.
8/28
2014
This American Life. "A 9-year-old girl learning to fire a submachine gun…" http://t.co/qUlNQk21V9
8/26
2014
Some great @designtwinsies collaboration between design and PM http://t.co/FYst7QojN2
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8/25
2014
Now that it's in Northern California, shouldn't we call it "e-bola"?
8/20
2014
@andres ...but only after #WorkingWednesdayIntroducing Groups for Beta by Crashlytics. http://t.co/wkGHiT4byO #iosdev #androiddev http://t.co/xP2tnqL8wd
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8/19
2014
My trivia team name for the night: ISIS ISIS Baby.
8/18
2014
@pallenau I wish. Huntsville. Plains for football soon, I hope. We'll get a beer.Drinking sweet tea in the sun on a hot, humid day in Alabama. It's been too long, old friend.
8/16
2014
OG Twitter problem: I still keep my DMs obscure, yet funny, in case of DM fails.@kurrik you wake up in the morning and [tweet] gold, brotherI love @dickc's subtle effect on Twitter employees vis-a-vis correcting geometry misnomers. #eccentric@roach even cold November rain
8/14
2014
Just saw this among the 9 million #RobinWilliams tweets - his reply to a a random tweet….love it http://t.co/t4cetKOuID
Retweeted by Sean Cook.A hoodie with a tech company logo does not an entrepreneur make.
8/11
2014
@raffi thank you. I'll never forget our first meeting on Bryant St. where I prepped so I wouldn't seem like an idiot before we talked.The Educated > The Rednecks. https://t.co/OvmQ894dvoLarry, I am your father.
8/8
2014
http://t.co/5s2itSgg91@bhaggs chapter 1: post what you had for breakfast@messl enjoy! I'll lay out in the fog one day and think of you.
8/7
2014
@theSeanCook it's like creative writing where someone else illustrates your wordsInstant catharsis: clicking a button and seeing a feature that once seemed impossible work for the very first time.@sandofsky Eat Mor Chiken
8/6
2014
@mischa A/S/L?
8/4
2014
@gln I haven't. Does it scream 5-0?I'm asked far too often if I'm an undercover cop.
8/2
2014
I left my home in Georgia Headed for the Frisco Bay Cuz I've had nothing to live for And look like nothing's gonna come my way@delbius how oddActually, I prefer the term 'Broduct Manager'
7/29
2014
@truebe Malamute don't sound like no American to me. Sounds like a terrier-ist.@truebe WHERE'S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE?Remind me to tell you guys about the time I called a proctologist while trying to find a podiatrist.
7/28
2014
Your 4.9/5.0 is cute, but my Uber rating is 'undefined'."War Eagle!" - Frank Thomas from here in Cooperstown before his HOF induction tomorrow - http://t.co/NDJY8lBWKk
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7/27
2014
"We could barely find the place! Good champagne, quick service at the reception. Exits were too hard to find." - The Eagles on Trip Advisor
7/25
2014
@manuel @mdp one of them has a cow lick?
7/24
2014
@iano I'm flattered
7/23
2014
I miss the days when we all cared about soccer.
7/22
2014
00:01 https://t.co/E14odkqglQ@danielbrennan @sarahsosiak as an Amazon Prime member, I like to get my packages before my hangover wears off. Win-win.@adamvduke #slowmonday@isaach I heard that they wanted to go but the train was cash onlyHuey Lewis performed a solo set once but it didn't get much coverage because no one considered it News.
7/21
2014
@amishshah @Reeve @miradu 1) @reeve: that's what she said 2) @amishshah: that's what she saidFinish the drill.
7/17
2014
Launching Answers by Crashlytics. Finally, mobile app analytics you don’t need to analyze. http://t.co/3qAo4GAlTb http://t.co/zsbofkO5PB
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7/15
2014
We've already seen Angela's text messages to the players cc: @CIAThe Argentina coach looks like Red from That 70s Show.You guys should all follow my new favorite drinking buddy, @sal_castaneda.#proudson RT: @thejohncook: As a 55 yo American I can say I finally 'get it'. This is great. #espn #WorldCupFinalI've been awarded two golden boots. Take that, @jamesdrodriguez. http://t.co/a2l7a5OYpw
7/13
2014
@rallat thanks! setting up my TiVo
7/12
2014
Today's one of those days where I just want to drink all night and wake up in Hawaii.My 7th grade Trapper Keeper is no longer the @binder that I miss the most. http://t.co/PJefbxuo4H@technosailor I see what you did thereMobile product thugs. #hackweekselfie http://t.co/LnXT9eDU2yI would've rather seen Suarez go to Cleveland.
7/11
2014
"Focus on the O.K.ARRRRs!" - pirates at the start of each quarterPenalty kick all you want, I still can't identify Argentina or the Netherlands on a map.
7/9
2014
Watching a guy play slow jazz trumpet as the fog rolls in behind him. It feels like the closing credits of today's episode of San Francisco.Well, at least we know that all that FIFA money will get to the people who need it most.
7/8
2014
Happy birthday, Tom Cruise.
7/4
2014
Someone changed the Wikipedia entry for U.S. Secretary of Defense to 'Tim Howard' http://t.co/zuCg2Q3UoY via @forthewinYou can't mind your own business in a mosh pit.@isaach i'm taking orders now for my "I SURVIVED 15 TWITTER REORGS AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY SHIRT" shirts. get 'em before it's 16.
7/2
2014
Living is easy with eyes closed.My first two sons will be named Tim and Howard. cc: @TimHowardGKToday's aerial coverage on ESPN is provided by Predator Drones.Quid pro quo as a Service.
7/1
2014
@theSeanCook case in point: note the grammar error. you're better than i am.What's the big deal? For the past 5 years I've been shaping my follower's Twitter feeds so they feel better about themselves.
6/30
2014
Onion, I <3 you. "Jurisprudence Fetishist Gets Off On Technicality" http://t.co/d5sZSfr9Tc via @TheOnion
6/29
2014
TWO MEN* ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES * troupe of bad actors
6/28
2014
@r2r Congrats!@miradu Not enough words.
6/27
2014
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
6/26
2014
@mischa NNTST, bro@mischa thanksDifference between fútbol and football: If an NFL player bit opponents repeatedly he would eventually find himself without teeth. #suarez
6/24
2014
So NASCAR uses the same adjective you all do to describe me. http://t.co/ViHwIYFiIe
6/22
2014
Too many Sean Cooks in the kitchen.
6/20
2014
live picture of Neymar on the field http://t.co/yxOVDnSIRw
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6/17
2014
Tony Gwynn, 8-Time National League Batting Champion, Is Dead at 54 http://t.co/nPjfiMYqEf
6/16
2014
Marcelo doesn't rent, he owns.
6/12
2014
Clear eyes, full hearts, Cantor lose.
6/11
2014
I prefer a corporate organizational structure keyed on giving shout-outs to my peeps. I call it the hollacracy.
Retweeted by Sean Cook
6/5
2014
June 3, 1989, 5:30pm - Beijing resident begs waiting soldiers not to harm the students in Tiananmen Square http://t.co/DWiuOpSxuy
Retweeted by Sean CookThe last 5 years of my life summed up in light. http://t.co/Ug3vzsLCSo
6/3
2014
@robey found it: https://t.co/vaw2mjHUyd@tapbot_paul scalar or bustMoment of silence, please, as I remove the [ and ] from my keyboard.My iPhone just auto-sent an appointment to my therapist.
6/2
2014
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