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Spent time behind a drum kit for the first time in years tonight. Felt good to be back. http://t.co/WwUWjXmldYthe water under the Golden Gate is freezing cold.

Hey speakerphone, how did you think that conference call went? http://t.co/kolobY0PKl

Stop and watch the sunset every once in a while.

i'll be the platform shoes undo what heredity's done to you. you won't have to strain to look into my eyes.

@bhaggs yeah, it's the saddest, happiest movie i know. love it.Watching Beginners, wishing that I had a Jack Russell Terrier.

@tolar shoot me an email. I got what you need.

@buster Oct 22, '81Deep-linking your app with Twitter Cards? Check out Creating View Controllers for Deep Linked iOS Apps: http://t.co/nISnuztUk2 via @bcroesch@MikeIsaac …or even worse, thousands of palo alto WASPs

@Darragh_Kirwan that's great. let me how it goes!

@BenWard @Truebe @kurrik @DanaDanger always do sober what you put on your todo list drunk@bhaggs http://t.co/pINQlYOZnp@omid @isaach related: http://t.co/vb7REn4bYQ"You don’t ask, you don’t get." - The One Word That Shouldn't Exist in an Entrepreneur's Vocabulary: http://t.co/jYrHRayrnM via @msuster

@aunder @kris @rsarver we both evoked the essence of the sweater, the sexiness of the threads from @BananaRepublic@Rsarver and @theSeanCook in a classic People Mag moment: http://t.co/4tBeYh2xQy
Retweeted by Sean CookPouring one out for @jasoncosta. Boyz II Men "It's So Hard To Say Goodbye To Yesterday" http://t.co/fpI2zz6zF8Leave it to @theSeanCook to know where the camera is. http://t.co/aMx8Hb53B8
Retweeted by Sean Cook@manuel @bhaggs @jle giggityProtip: if your name isn't @macklemore, you should not have Macklemore's haircut.@wareaglereader listening out here with chill bumps. keep 'em coming.this is not a democracy, it's a tweetocracyDigging the new iOS SDK from the talented crew @glympse. Cool features and ObjC++ sexiness. Check it out: https://t.co/99F7uq5luvSo apparently I'm still not allowed to write-off my extensive investment in Beanie Babies from the mid-90s. Thanks, Obama.

Catching up on the @theofficenbc. These last few episodes hit you right in the feels, man.ESPN, Twitter Expand Tie-Up http://t.co/zoqo4mnOeS via @WSJShout-out to all my device followers for keeping it real-time.@miradu your microsoft is showing, bro[beat track] New Daft Punk, I think I love you. [/beat track]I love how @benward has that rare combo of "gives a shit" & "is really productive" - such a privilege to work with https://t.co/C97OXeJftH
Retweeted by Sean Cook@MikeIsaac I still think there should be a 'Select All' on BWFSaudi Arabia telecomm asks Moxie Marlinspike for help surveilling their people. He publishes their correspondence: http://t.co/aAPIbWtqZS
Retweeted by Sean CookYou say "mobile-first", I say "empty marketing speak-last."

Don Draper does a really good Ariel Castro impression.

Making Red Dawn jokes in Russian Hill.Let @KarlTheFog soothe your sunburns, San Francisco.Beautiful day for baseball. Even if you're a Braves fan. http://t.co/6jRT6lNCjDWatching little kids play soccer and thinking of @kevinthau's business organization analogies http://t.co/Ogo2DCWqpHI feel like 2am is when I'm at my best as a conversationalist."Karma is a bitch? Well just make sure that bitch is beautiful." - @LilTunechi@ok @brentmc79 I like to use bottle openers on my twist offs. like a corkscrew on a box, it keeps the experience.

#nowplaying The Pixies "Where Is My Mind". Heard it three times tonight. What does it mean... http://t.co/SpeovJBOnDObservasean: Rappers are really good at spelling.Forget your lust for the rich man's gold, All that you need is in your soul

@briansugar any other night id have have my black one on@briansugar I was retrieving beer at that moment. Here's where I am in non-HD. Braves hat. http://t.co/BVKUWxr0yo@briansugar it's not too bad when it's stopping the foul balls. Other times it's a bit annoyingBaseball. https://t.co/PIKtoRZJGVHad to warn @mrcs that we can't recreate this: http://t.co/9uaDLgkOr7@Wayne indeed.@bfrank @mrcs I've already warned him.Front row for @Braves vs. @SFGiants game tonight w/ @mrcs. I could get used to this. http://t.co/9E0hBBCBG3@Truebe Gump, you are a goddamned genius.Editing an hour long presentation down to 10 minutes feels especially twittery. Your jokes must be succinct, pauses for laughter shorter.Me on Fried Chicken Day = Stanley on Pretzel Day

Twitter with Friends.@bhaggs @jle @pandemona @sandofsky @manuel What about Psy?@sandofsky @pandemona @bhaggs @jle @manuel in the movie Jaden will surprise everyone with a karaoke rendition of Lil Wayne's 'How to Love'@thuske @manuel @jle @bhaggs @sandofsky 9 1/2 weeks Mickey Rourke@jle @bhaggs @sandofsky @manuel Related: I'm glad we only hired attractive people when the mobile team was young.I'm starting to think that this whole Charles Ramsey thing is really just an absurd Big Mac commercial.I put the internet in my pants just like the rest of you: one phone at a time.I know that cricket matches can last a long time but the guys on http://t.co/f4zJ3rVFm5 have been playing for years now. Enough already.Oh THIS private API call is awesome, Apple engineers have humor :) https://t.co/AXzkPQEJpP thanks, @__block !
Retweeted by Sean Cook@sandofsky I call that being Jennifer Garner-ed@auroberjo [takes shades off]. dude, i'm way ahead of you.At work, I focus on how I can present myself so that my role in the movie about the book about Twitter can best be portrayed by Ryan GoslingStop in next week to say hello at the Twitter Mobile Showcase 2013. The opening acts for my talk are solid. http://t.co/Wk07mAvn85@auroberjo @11AliveNews that sucks for them

August & Everything After.@DanaDanger dinner in the marina?@Braves_Paul @TADiLascio I started to tweet 'Welcome back, McCann!', then noticed that you two said it 9 seconds apart. Great minds, innit?@mrcs @thuske I CAN'T QUIT YOU, J2MESomewhere in America right now there's a kid hoping that his book report on the Great Gatsby isn't due for another week.

Wonderwall by Ryan Adams. http://t.co/E80kI1Rgqh@Jim_Powell if you have any time before the game on Thursday or Friday in SF you should stop by Twitter HQ. Bring Don and Grandma, too.@Braves_Paul @ajcsportseditor I'd rather remember this version of Otis: http://t.co/W2u1IxouPc@parislemon congrats!"If I Lived 100 Times" (my experiments with forecasting your year of death using recent life estimation data): https://t.co/6hBNhkGqQ7
Retweeted by Sean Cook"That's WYSIWYG-itty whack!" - Kriss Kross' first day with Interface Builder

In my house, it's Cinco de Miracle Whip.

Aloof = a fool"You can have free lunch, but you'll never have true love." - Russell Brand (@rustyrockets) on visiting Twitter HQ http://t.co/Al4gD57awx
Retweeted by Sean CookFact: You can say gibberish in British and it will sound amazing.

"I have a lot of beliefs, and I live by none of them." - @louisckI wish these mentally disabled homeless people would get out of my way so I can get to my plush office and find a way to change the world.

Free startup idea: an app that alerts the SF scene when they should all start acting like they've always been basketball fans.“Talent hits the target no one else can hit; genius hits the target no one else can see.” http://t.co/qkHjExetBjBOOM. My phone's got an updated speakerphone profile. Take that, Android fanboys.@united I'd love to chat with the team about the app's Twitter integration. Shoot me an email: theseancook@

Memorial services for 90s rappers should take place at karaoke bars.@suyash the bespoke, one-of-a-kind delete button@tomwoolway [shudders]Skate to where the puck will be or just acquire all the companies making pucks and hope like hell that one of them got it right.@pandemona "Green Card Lottery" was actually what the girls in the UK used to call mePull over! No, it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing.

Tim Hudson's line: 7 IP, 3 H, 1 R, 2 BB, 6 K, 96 pitches/64 strikes. Oh yeah, he also homered, doubled and scored 2 runs. #Braves
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"We're up all night to get lucky...and mis-diagnosed ADHD" - Daft Punk http://t.co/SShFqbJfg1