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The older I get, the more I realize that putting on a pastel polo transforms you into an asshole.
Steve Spurrier tells it like it is.
This American Life. "A 9-year-old girl learning to fire a submachine gun…" http://t.co/qUlNQk21V9
Now that it's in Northern California, shouldn't we call it "e-bola"?
My trivia team name for the night: ISIS ISIS Baby.
@pallenau I wish. Huntsville. Plains for football soon, I hope. We'll get a beer.Drinking sweet tea in the sun on a hot, humid day in Alabama. It's been too long, old friend.
@gln I haven't. Does it scream 5-0?I'm asked far too often if I'm an undercover cop.
I left my home in Georgia Headed for the Frisco Bay Cuz I've had nothing to live for And look like nothing's gonna come my way@delbius how oddActually, I prefer the term 'Broduct Manager'
"We could barely find the place! Good champagne, quick service at the reception. Exits were too hard to find." - The Eagles on Trip Advisor
@iano I'm flattered
I miss the days when we all cared about soccer.
00:01 https://t.co/E14odkqglQ@danielbrennan @sarahsosiak as an Amazon Prime member, I like to get my packages before my hangover wears off. Win-win.@adamvduke #slowmonday@isaach I heard that they wanted to go but the train was cash onlyHuey Lewis performed a solo set once but it didn't get much coverage because no one considered it News.
We've already seen Angela's text messages to the players cc: @CIAThe Argentina coach looks like Red from That 70s Show.You guys should all follow my new favorite drinking buddy, @sal_castaneda.#proudson RT: @thejohncook: As a 55 yo American I can say I finally 'get it'. This is great. #espn #WorldCupFinalI've been awarded two golden boots. Take that, @jamesdrodriguez. http://t.co/a2l7a5OYpw
@rallat thanks! setting up my TiVo
Today's one of those days where I just want to drink all night and wake up in Hawaii.My 7th grade Trapper Keeper is no longer the @binder that I miss the most. http://t.co/PJefbxuo4H@technosailor I see what you did thereMobile product thugs. #hackweekselfie http://t.co/LnXT9eDU2yI would've rather seen Suarez go to Cleveland.
"Focus on the O.K.ARRRRs!" - pirates at the start of each quarterPenalty kick all you want, I still can't identify Argentina or the Netherlands on a map.
Watching a guy play slow jazz trumpet as the fog rolls in behind him. It feels like the closing credits of today's episode of San Francisco.Well, at least we know that all that FIFA money will get to the people who need it most.
Happy birthday, Tom Cruise.
Someone changed the Wikipedia entry for U.S. Secretary of Defense to 'Tim Howard' http://t.co/zuCg2Q3UoY via @forthewinYou can't mind your own business in a mosh pit.@isaach i'm taking orders now for my "I SURVIVED 15 TWITTER REORGS AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY SHIRT" shirts. get 'em before it's 16.
Living is easy with eyes closed.My first two sons will be named Tim and Howard. cc: @TimHowardGKToday's aerial coverage on ESPN is provided by Predator Drones.Quid pro quo as a Service.
@theSeanCook case in point: note the grammar error. you're better than i am.What's the big deal? For the past 5 years I've been shaping my follower's Twitter feeds so they feel better about themselves.
TWO MEN* ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES * troupe of bad actors
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
So NASCAR uses the same adjective you all do to describe me. http://t.co/ViHwIYFiIe
Too many Sean Cooks in the kitchen.
Tony Gwynn, 8-Time National League Batting Champion, Is Dead at 54 http://t.co/nPjfiMYqEf
Marcelo doesn't rent, he owns.
Clear eyes, full hearts, Cantor lose.
I prefer a corporate organizational structure keyed on giving shout-outs to my peeps. I call it the hollacracy.
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