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Every now and again somebody sends me a supposed look-a-like and it is always, invariably, some cunt who looks absolutely nothing like me.
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@KyraHLN I think medications are over prescribed. Its honestly sad women think taking pills make them a better parent.

Love Zombies? Turn on Discovery!!! #zombie

#codysmustache should be accompanied by a badge, a cup of coffe and a donut.#codysmustache is awesome!!!!!

#ICantLiveWithout my daughter

@CoryBooker i applaud your efforts. There are plenty of hard working americans who need help, like myself. It was nice to see someone care.

#FirstThoughtsAboutOneDirection I would shove #MyFootUpTheirAsses… But they would probably enjoy it.
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#MentionSomeoneYoureGladYouMet @Jake_Milheiser

My heart aches for that baby girl. I am outraged the "dad" only got 90 days!!! What happened to our judicial system???#BabyDaddyOffEasy

Sweet! Coffee and @ancientaliens i cant get enough of @Tsoukalos :)

We found this poster signed by Steve Carell while cleaning out a closet. Someone who RTs wins it! http://t.co/XC7Q8j6W
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My 4 year old daughter is now obsessed with @jakeowen! Ahhh I wish I would have tried to get his autograph at Hodag for her!

I got elbowed in the eye, my daughters sign got spit on twice and I nearly got trampled at Hodag just to see @ericchurch...sad day.

@Jake_Milheiser i love you so much!! Welcome to twitter babe hahaI have not felt this broken since you laid your hands on me. Physical or verbal--you are a still demon who feeds on others pain! #mensuck

Dont live life being jealous of others. Be happy for who you are and greatful for what you have! #lifelessons

Omg I am so paranoid...i shouldnt fear my neighbors so much.@JDM_dreams well you enjoy your night!!@JDM_dreams hahah oh i dont mind. I actually love staying in! But yes please take one for me! HahaBeing a total nerd tonight. Staying in, eating popcorn and watching syfy movies :)

Its hard to go to sleep after reading #fiftyshadesofgrey i cant seem to put this book down!!!Are you excited for the remake? Or are you going to boycott it? RT @Aaron_Nagler: Oh man. Red Dawn is on AMC...Cant stop laughing at how silly girls can be!! #crazystalker

@NobleRot_ @AaronRodgers12 Yes I know now it is really him. I blushed a little. My daughter is more inlove with than I am. He is dreamy tho!@Aaron_Nagler haha yeah I havent slept since I had my daughter. You have the dream job i must say!I dont think they will. RT @Kodison12: @Aaron_Nagler still don't get why the Pack wanna trade James Jones@Aaron_Nagler i I have to ask, do you ever sleep? Lol@JDM_dreams hahaha thanks for the shoutout for people to follow me!@JDM_dreams i just started this whole twitter thing today. Dont quiet understand it. Haha@JDM_dreams i know. I wish they didnt move to H2.@JDM_dreams oh come on!! Are you hating on @ancientaliens ? Lol

Awesome. @ancientaliens marathon today on @HistoryChannel. Watching it while I work out!Naomie loves her Packers!!!! I never thought my little princess would be a huge football fan. Awesome!!!! http://t.co/MXIJKPRN@Pearlsheep follow me justin!! I dont know how to use this damn thing lol@Aaron_Nagler thanks for letting me know thats the real Aaron! Its pretty flattering he tweeted me back then!@AaronRodgers12 I am not even sure this is the real Aaron. But please know my daughter thinks you are her bf! Haha See you in a month!!@AaronRodgers12 thank you so much for waving at my four year old daughter at your OTA last week! She loves you so much!